Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[Guntkvd]

This is the worst JRPG.

J stands for jew.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Someone on RPG Codex who reviewed the game said that his review guide was 40 pages long.

 

[Mola Ram]

I am enjoying this shitshow so much. Please let this be the hilarious end of BioWare.

Honestly, this kind of worries me. Every clip -- I mean every clip -- demonstrates that this is an even worse pile of dogshit than I ever feared it would be. BioWare deserves to be dismantled for such an abortion of a game; for blowing a decade old cliffhanger so badly. But I'm afraid it's going to be just successful enough to keep the studio afloat and continue churning out garbage.

 

[Looney Troons]

Someone on RPG Codex who reviewed the game said that his review guide was 40 pages long.

Holy shit, lmfao

 

[Cynicaller]

not sure if this was posted before (or if this is the copyright struck video from last page, i got this from /v/) but here's Isabela repenting for misgendering Taash.
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I've never understood the term "nonbinary". With sex, we understand there's male, female, and intersex, which isn't a third sex but rather some interstice between the two categories that isn't clearly one or the other, and we respect that identity because it's grounded in a tangible biological phenomenon, but what the fuck is nonbinary then? How can you measure a nebulous intangible thing to categorize someone as being neither clearly a man or a woman? It's so fucking incoherent.

 

[Guntkvd]

Someone on RPG Codex who reviewed the game said that his review guide was 40 pages long.

Based /v/tards were useful, after all.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Concord was mild in comparison.

I don't think Concord was as ""WOKE"" as the clickbait channels on YouTube said. Yeah it had the gay queer window dressing and whatnot, but it failed because it just wasn't interesting or looked fun. It was aping Overwatch almost a decade after Overwatch came out and lost it's newness.

However, this Dragon Age thing is a different beast though.

 

[Mola Ram]

I've never understood the term "nonbinary". With sex, we understand there's male, female, and intersex, which isn't a third sex but rather some interstice between the two categories that isn't clearly one or the other, and we respect that identity because it's grounded in a tangible biological phenomenon, but what the fuck is nonbinary then? How can you measure a nebulous intangible thing to categorize someone as being neither clearly a man or a woman? It's so fucking incoherent.

Solipsism is the defining element of troonery.

Also, in case anyone didn't catch the video before it got struck, it may interest you to know ...

... do we care about spoilers? Ah, fuck it.

It may interest you to know that the climax of Taash's arc is her mother using her preferred pronouns just before being killed. It makes Dorian's personal quest look like Shakespeare.

 

[Flour]

Unfortunately, I think this is going to sell fairly well. People are going to see new Bioware and buy. When they realize that they have bought a game written by actual toddlers it will be too late. Then there is this weird contingent of gamers who will buy anything no matter how bad just to own the Chuds. I'm still hoping for a flop of concordian proportions, but I don't think it will happen. Bioware has too much nostalgia attached to it.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Yeah. So sad refunds aren't an option.

 

[Kane lives in death]

However, I have to disagree that tieflings in Dragon Age would have worked.

Demons in the Dragon Age setting are not the stereotypical 'pointy beards, forked tails and horns' Mephistopheles types. Demons in Dragon Age look like this:



And, to be honest, introducing a new race, this late in the series, that just so happen to look and behave exactly like this other race from this other game with the serial numbers filed off, grafting them onto the world with no regard to the established canon that came before, would look even more like shallow trend-chasing than retrofitting the qunari to physically resemble them does.

I dont know, the fact that demons in dragon age are so different compared to other demons in fantasy means that a potential tiefling like race could be unique enough that it could avoid to be considered just a copycat.
Also this race could be introduced as a consequence of one of the mayor events from the game, that way it would not break cannon.
For example the conclave explosion in DAI sounds like an important enough event that could cause this new hypothethical race to appear.

The important part is that at the end of the day there are hundreds of ways bioware could have handled this, any of them would have been better than retconning qunari into retarded tiefling copycats

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I'm just laughing at people taking the review scores for this shitheap as gospel.

Like, since when do we all trust Games "Journalists" again, nevermind that they all use "It's a return to form" like they all just copy-pasted the exact same template review...

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

My question is why do these people think being an obnoxious faggot is interesting to anyone at all (other than other obnoxious faggots)

I think because at the end of the day, they're now the only people left playing this trash. Think about it. Games cost what, $70 now, a new ps5 is $500 (more so if we do pc). This game isn't multiplayer, because trannies don't actually have friends, they have acquaintances (at best), they don't go outside and have a hard time relating to others because of the super autism they have. So they have all this money to buy consumer shit and not interact with the public.

I stopped caring about playing video games when all my friends and I got jobs/moved on with our lives (University, girlfriends etc), for many of us video games were what we would play while we "hung out" after school/work (hop on discord/skype/playstation party chat and shoot the shit). Occasionally I'll put on a game of Minecraft or snood, or an old fps (like tf2 or counter strike) while I catch up with the boys (or listen to a podcast/YouTube video or wait for my laundry to finish) but at the end of the day these are people I know in real life.

Trannies don't ACTUALLY know people irl. They're weird people who eat alone at the lunch table and can't have a normal conversation. So they live in a fantasy world. They don't have real identities (can't have kids, not an actual woman, religion rejects them etc) so they latch on to superficial identities like high schoolers trying to make themselves unique. Except where us normal people can jettison those superficial identities, they can't because they lose their only social outlet. So they dig in. By the way, ever notice they only go after "identities" that don't have you interact with other people? It's because that way they never have to be challenged.

 

[Gossip Avoider]

Then there is this weird contingent of gamers who will buy anything no matter how bad just to own the Chuds.

As seen with Dustborn, there are dozens.

 

[You're MDNWU]

what the fuck is nonbinary then

Back in my day, we just called them attention whores.

 

[Lazy Drei]

I've never understood the term "nonbinary". With sex, we understand there's male, female, and intersex, which isn't a third sex but rather some interstice between the two categories that isn't clearly one or the other, and we respect that identity because it's grounded in a tangible biological phenomenon, but what the fuck is nonbinary then? How can you measure a nebulous intangible thing to categorize someone as being neither clearly a man or a woman? It's so fucking incoherent.

There is nothing to understand, it's just mentally deranged people who feel the need to stand out.

Nowadays it's evolved into a powerplay by people with little to no personality who are making their sexuality their personality instead to be interesting; they also use this against other people and if you don't play along they can go ahead and fuck up your life.

It's utter bullshit and crybullying at it's core because they refuse to respect others as a normal person in any sense but if you don't participate in their delusion they will scream blood and murder.

Total Troonari Death.

 

[Flour]

As seen with Dustborn, there are dozens.

Unfortunately it's way more than that, because DA is a known IP.

 

[Poonocchio]

You want TIMs to say that women can be capable!? Are you nuts?

lol is her arch really boiling down to "I am such a strong woman, i just CAN'T be a woman at all."

It would make sense if it's got troon devs. MtFs are the most sexist men on Earth, don't forget these are the bimbo fetishists that get a boner from writing fan fiction that injecting troonshine has made them so uwu girly because they suddenly can't open jar lids or understand maths anymore.
Gamergate 2: Troon Boogaloo already please.

 

[Boss Hawg]

but what the fuck is nonbinary then?

It's mostly women that don't wanna be called dykes, had some form of childhood trauma/neglect, AND browsed social media and forum sites that other girls like them created.
It's a made up thing that they can feel special and can create their own expectations of what it means. They don't feel like they are what a woman (or a man) should be so they choose to be something that most people have no idea what it is so they have no expectations for.

 

[Gossip Avoider]

Unfortunately it's way more than that, because DA is a known IP.

Correct, but it will coast on normies not terminally online activist.
The later don't buy games, they complain about them.