The what did you get for christmas thread

[Cuck Norris]

It's great! Krampus is trying to take back Christmas and the mc found Santa's magic toy bag. It's much better than the shit movie they made.

Krampus is terrible. A Christmas Horror Story on the other hand is a fucking sweet Krampus movie.

 

[omori]

It's great! Krampus is trying to take back Christmas and the mc found Santa's magic toy bag. It's much better than the shit movie they made.

Hmm. Maybe I'll look for it next time I'm in a bookstore. I've been wanting to read something like that. I've a weakness for folklore.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Update: It was a cast-iron griddle pan, totally unexpected but really fucking great nonetheless, time to fry up some steak motherfuckers.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Update: It was a cast-iron griddle pan, totally unexpected but really fucking great nonetheless, time to fry up some steak motherfuckers.

Or you could save some time and just throw it straight in the garbage. Pan frying steak, smh.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Or you could save some time and just throw it straight in the garbage. Pan frying steak, smh.

Don't you have some obscure single-malt whiskey to jerk off to? Being one of those faggy elitists about steak is almost as faggy as being one of those guys who eats steak well-done.

 

[AnOminous]

Or you could save some time and just throw it straight in the garbage. Pan frying steak, smh.

>dissing cast iron

smh

 

[JU 199]

A tiny R/C helicopter I'm harassing my friends with

 

[Cuck Norris]

>dissing cast iron

smh

I didn't, cast iron is fantastic, but steak needs real flame.

 

[Squealer]

Amiibos, cash and anime shit., as well as a painting of gurren lagann logo my friend did
Bought the old man skyrim for xbone, and everyone else got some funko pop

 

[Broken Pussy]

Let'a see...

My husband bought me glasses. I got two pairs the last time I went to the optometrist. The insurance paid for one pair and he paid for the other as a gift.

One of my friends got a me a new tripod, because I broke the one I had. Another one gave me a toy I'm not going to name because my obsession with said toy both marks me as a sperg and could be used to identify me.

My husband and I fill each other's stockings, but with dumb stuff, so mine had stuff like candy I don't like and a mini flash light.

I got a bottle of perfume, in my family's gift exchange.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I received an annotated 150th anniversary deluxe edition of Alice & Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass.

 

[Lurkette]

We recieved gift cards from various people, so ended up using those to get gifts because we poor af.

Two of the three cards I had I used on myself, so I knew I'd get at least a few things I really wanted.

EDIT: fucked up.and posted too soon

Anyway, on Amazon I ordered Overwatch, a character drawing book, a Wreck This Journal, a Lowes gift card so I can buy shelves, and a Hot Topic card so I could buy Fallout 4 merchant. Got three flattering dresses (that don't accentuate my man shoulders woah), some treats for the pups and cat, and a pair of pajamas from a department store.

My brother got me Reese's cups, Milano apricot/raspberry cookies, Hershey's cookies n cream chocolate, a scenered bath set and uhhh...well he preordered Yooka Laylee but that's for both of us. Parents got me a Bluetooth earphone set and some perfume. Oh, and I got a stationary set from my friend in Japan! Its cat themed, and I can't wait to use it.

 

[Club Sandwich]

i built a belt-fed machinegun for myself.

 

[Michel]

i built a belt-fed machinegun for myself.

That's a pretty sweet suicide method.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I got socks. Which is good, because you can never have too many!

 

[m0rnutz]

An assload of Dragon Ball for my inner autistic child.

And socks to replace the holy ones. A nice set of comfy pajamas that I'm wearing right now too.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

I honestly only asked the parents for some socks/underwear and a calendar because I was trying to be "realistic" instead of "idealistic" and "idk maybe a gift card for frosty drinks or a haircut certificate but seriously don't worry about it."

Instead, Johnny got:
-6 video games (Fallout 3, Oblivion, Pokemon X AND Moon, Bioshock: Infinite, and Portal since I'm 10 years behind everyone else in gaming if I don't rely on shifty Russian torrents)
-Booker DeWitt and Vault Boy funkos
-Dragon art calendar
-Aforementioned needed underwear and very snazzy socks (one pair has ravens on them)
-A fucking 3DS to actually play X and Moon
-Gift cards for food places and shit
-Candy
-$20 cash
-A wax-warmer from a secret santa gift exchange and milk-and-honey wax melts to go with it
-Button pin for my hat

My parents and friends are so fucking generous I'm honestly going to be crying for days over this.

 

[Jason Genova]

your christmas was dogshit if you're male and you didn't get this:

Spoiler

 

[m0rnutz]

your christmas was dogshit if you're male and you didn't get this:

Have been using this for over a year, it's made my thinning fall out instead. I'm suing.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

folks got me an archangel stock for my mosin nagant
not something i'd buy myself but i love it