Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He's also lying. Look at that cuck. He's a fucking skelly. The only thing he cooks is crack.

I like how he's such a notorious liar that nobody believes him even if he just says he cooked a meal.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

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He's pity farming.

Shame you couldn't be bothered using some of that coke binge energy to cook for your kids when they were allowed in your house unsupervised.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

And while there's nothing really wrong with that, and the IRS agrees, it can not be understated that he does it for the same reason other wealthy people in the U.S. do it: To lower tax liability.

This is a nitpick and Nick probably doesn't actually understand this anyway, but looking at just the money, giving money to charity even with the deduction on your taxable revenues still costs more than not giving to charity.

Spoiler: Explanatory Example

This is a vast over simplification, but still holds true when you add in the more muddy aspects of tax bullshit.

If you make $100,000 in a year and are taxed at let's say 25% you will pay $25,000 in taxes. If you give $25,000 to charity this brings your taxable income down to $75,000 and you then pay 25% on that which will be $18,750.

So you paid $25,000 to charity and then $18,750 to the IRS and have now spent $43,750.00 instead of just $25,000.

Charity should NEVER be done simply to get a tax deduction because it doesn't actually save you any money. Give out of the goodness of your heart and/or because God calls on you to be generous.

If you're a narcissist that uses people like Nick, the point isn't the tax deduction, but so you can flaunt how charitable you are for social capital.

"I gave $1000 to a Jamaican dancer to save her job after she got pregnant. I'm a good person and you've sleighted me! Doesn't that make YOU FEEL BAD!? WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD KALEA!?" - Nick's internal monologue probably

 

[repentance]

The kicker is they could straight up be lying. They lose nothing from doing so and gain everything. Would anyone trust Nick at this point?

It would be real easy to imply they were owed money knowing full well they weren’t just to fuck with him.

True, but Nick has a history of not delivering on promises.

Aaron has talked about him and April living in Nick's adjoining property and Nick wanting to sell it to them, the timeline matches up with Nick kicking out the previous residents, Aprils clothes and other possessions are literally photographed right now on the Realtor account listing of the adjoining property, She's taken photos in the back and front yard of that house, she filmed her first bond hearing from Nick's blurred out studio and her Omnibussin from there, she's getting mail redirected to Nick's house.
How is she even able to claim that she's not living on Nick's property at this point? it may be the adjoining property but does it really matter for the purposes of constructive possession?.

According to Aaron, he and April were living in the house Nick and April currently occupy. Nick wanted to sell Aaron the property which is currently on the market, but he and April weren't living there.

There's no evidence that April lived in the second property prior to the arrests and CPS getting involved. Where she was living at the time of the arrests is what matters in terms of the criminal case and it would have to be where the drugs were found for constructive possession to apply. If the prosecution can't prove she wasn't just a visitor (she doesn't have to prove she wasn't), there's no constructive possession.

I can’t remember 100%, but didn’t Nick say one of the houses was bought under a trust? That could be why “she doesn’t live in my house” is his cope.

The house in which they currently live is owned by a trust.

You can look at the tax records. The crack den is owned by his grandfather's trust. He, I forget if Kayla is on the title, owns April's house. Nick is just lying. His gay lolyer tendency of dancing around wording has just slipped into straight up lying more often than not imo.

Nick's current house is owned by a trust, but it's not one of the trusts set up by his grandparents.

Messages Nick has posted about it have been posted in the last few days. Nick claims that it was set up for the benefit of the kids in a manner that neither he nor Kayla gets ownership of the house in the event of a divorce.

Nick and Kayla are both on the title for the original house. It's how we found out her name.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

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He's pity farming.

Cooks for himself, Aaron has to make spaghettios for the kids.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I know you mean sperg but it is hilarious and gross to think about Nick jizzing all over the room at the settlement conference.

New mobile. Still has to learn the cant of the Sektur. He totally would, if he thought it would do anything to help his case (or if he got cross enough).

Legul Mindset and Sean pointed out talking about DM's that even his mods were supportive and worried but he only responded with scorn.

He had lawtube, mods, locals, and even random viewers concerned about him, how many people you can think of that have more people in their corner?

I'll just add that I was one of them who was deeply invested. I sent DMs and had multi-day exchanges over months with not only Nick, but Drexel, his mods (DISCORD and YT), other LawTubers,--and some other people I can't mention due to PII concerns-- offering support and concern.

I was laughed off and pshaw'd with varying degrees of politeness. I won't tell their stories, but I've had conversations with other former fans, and I was FAR from the only one who was invested enough to make the effort to help.

Nick had a lot of goodwill on his side that he pissed on. Maybe it was onlyparasocial, but a lot of people that felt acted as if they were his real friends and tried to help early on.

I know he’s lying about the $1000 because his internal definition of charity is “showing up to a charity dinner to give away Grandpa’s money that Mom and Dad gave me”. I doubt he even tipped them for fucking him ass-to-mouth.

He’s more of a grabbler than Joe.

Seriously, Nick is affluenza in a loser rich kid to a T. @AnOminous, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu , @Captain Manning , or @Balldo's Gate might know of better examples, but he talked about his definition of charity just prior to the Coke stream and it’s the most asshole definition I heard of. Nick’s grandparents were good, hardworking people. His parents seem to be typical boomers who took it for granted and raised a shitty kids.

I think Nick's idea of charity is where he gives money to an organization that gives him a receipt that he he can staple to his 1040.

Remember that article mentioned ITT where Peaches or Celeste said their father taught them about 'charity' by giving them 1000 USD per year to donate somewhere? Remember Nick mentioning being on board sof charities? Recall his parents' and grandparents' massive donations?

I have an inkling that all the money Nick ever gave to charity was someone else's. It is the same as the child who goes to church and is given money to put in the offertory box--they only learn that it is something you do, but not the actual value of money or charity.

Nick would have been better served if his parents put him in a soup kitchen or made him clean grafitti. I have a notion that he thinks 'money' is the only thing that he can offer people.

 

[Stupor Mario]

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He's pity farming.

You know what's not cool? Broadcasting self-affirmations in a way that comes off as desperate.

"I've been cooking again. It's been a great reminder of things I had set aside and how important they were."

I guess it wasn't cool enough to cook for his kids when they were hungry. Only nerds cook to feed their family. Cool people cook for themselves to remind themselves of how cool they are.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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He's pity farming.

ARE THE EGGS PACKAGED, PRE-BOILED, AND PRE-PEELED NICK!?

Answer the question!

 

[Vibralldo]

There is absolutely no reason April needs to be on Nick's studio. It's absurd.

There is if Nick is fucking her

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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He's pity farming.

I’ll tell you if you’re cool Nick.

No, you enormous cocksucking nerd.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick had a lot of goodwill on his side that he pissed on

Nick burning all the goodwill he had as fast as he did is still stunning. Even more so considering he got to watch the downfall of a few people in the sektur before him. How he watched Ralph's spiral and steps on the exact same rakes is mind numbingly stupid.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

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He's pity farming.

Words are cheap Nick, we've been here before and you've lied every other time. No one believes you, not even your own Locals community believes you anymore, your most ardent and delusional fans. You've destroyed your life over the course of two years, but more importantly you've destroyed your own brain, to the point where I no longer think you're capable of recovery. Enjoy your meal I guess, you might have to clear a space among the filth for it first though.

 

[LovisXVI]

New mobile. Still has to learn the cant of the Sektur. He totally would, if he thought it would do anything to help his case (or if he got cross enough).

Well it is a known fact that all balldos have the ability to expunge a cloud of sperm when agitated or frightened. Like a squid, which is appropriate given that Nick is a slimy, spineless fucker who keeps descending into the abyss.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

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He's pity farming.

"COOL guys cook STEAK, EGGS, and MUSHROOM sauce for breakfast, super MANLY and cool! How about you NERDS??"

"I cook breakfast for my loving family."

 

[Hellion]

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He's pity farming.

Oh, so you feel "putting parts of me aside" was worse than the decisions you made that led to your kids being removed and testing positive for cocaine? Self-centred asshole.

He's probably in a good mood because he had to pretend he wasn't in contact with April for a few days then she came round and had a sleepover after her omnibus hearing, and they felt they could go right back to their previous behaviour. Nick's gay enough that "things I had set aside and how important they were" and "none as bad as putting parts of me aside" could be cringe but ~sneaky~ public messages / declarations to April.

 

[Oliver Onions]

You have to look at his life not through your own thought process, but through that of a midwit narc who achieved his dream and burnt it all down.

I wish it was possible to mindjack cows and see the world through their eyes briefly, because I don't think people fully comprehend how badly Nick has deteriorated.

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He's pity farming.

This is instantly a lot funnier if you assume he means cooking meth.

 

[Schwarzwald]

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He's pity farming.

"reminder of things he had set aside"
Like his dignity?
Or his morality?
Or his liver?
Or his children, one of which tested positive for cocaine?
Or his having viewers?
Or his sanity?
Or his lack of crabs and herpes?
Or his-

 

[break these cuffs]

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He's pity farming.

Sounds like someone read Pawverbs and did some soul searching unlike Aaron.

 

[Gorbus]

Nick's posture is concerning. Normally you see that kind of S curved spine in older people who are going through sarcopenia. Which tl;dr means basically after 50ish your body stops maintaining muscle mass you aren't actively using, so you lose about ~50% per year. It's why some old people end up super frail and crippled, and others are still spry and healthy until their death. One of the big signs of it is fucked posture, because those muscles are just gone and they can't hold the body in place any more.

But Nick's too young for that by far, and combined with the fact his legs are covered in poorly-healed sores (indicating poor circulation), it suggests he's suffering from a similar sort of muscle wasting called cachexia, which is just a general term for muscle wasting caused by other underlying health problems. Health problems that include, notably in this case, heart failure.

Cocaine is pretty cardiotoxic as-is, but he consumes it with alcohol, which forms another drug in the body called cocaethylene which is MEGA cardiotoxic. His weird eating disorder is also going to cause loss of muscle mass, but the difference is that you can regain muscle that is lost due to just not eating, but losses to cachexia might never return properly. Some people have shitty posture just from sitting weird, but Nick's major league kyphosis is pretty new, and that's not normal. Fucking eugenia cooney has better posture than rackets now, which suggests something is REALLY wrong with the guy's health.

 

[Pagan Min]

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He's pity farming.

Oh, fuck ALL the way off, Nick. Your 9-year-old daughter -- the one you've stated is your favorite -- tested positive for a metric FUCKTON of coke. While you're frying up that steak & eggs, do the world a favor: Turn the oven on to the highest temperature & crawl inside.