Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dont step on snack]

Was there any satisfying reason to why the rage twig admitted that he will loose the Franks hearing appeal? I can barely keep up, at this point its pretty much a fulltime job.

My best guess is, the cokehead is halfway through the divorce with our wife and wants to stall for time. Once it's gone through he will escape into a Third World shithole with the whore and for sure one with massive amounts of bbc to get both of them hollowed out. The Rage pig twig arc 2.0 and instead of beating the skunk because of the piss bottles, he will just hit himself.

*edit grammar

 

[Potatoherder]

I can see Nick spending hours on the phone with female creators being a creep. What i cannot get is why these women who are claimed to be married or have boyfriends would have stayed on for so long. Did he imply threats if they didn't stay on with him? If my girlfriend spent 6 hours on the phone with some dude i wouldn't be happy. Especially if it was in the early morning hours.

edit: this is what i am referencing because it may be unclear in hindsight.

https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1851601980797616573

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I check Nick LOCALS after he posts something, and I find that beyond a few dozen comments on the new post, the live chat is stagnant.

Nick is unable to generate the buzz of any excitement (except his own with cocaine) anymore.

 

[Vibralldo]

Settle in for a 10 page discussion about mushroom sauce recipes for steak and if those eggs are pre boiled store bought ones or not

Guarantee they're simple scrambled eggs

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I can see Nick spending hours on the phone with female creators being a creep. What i cannot get is why these women who are claimed to be married or have boyfriends would have stayed on for so long. Did he imply threats if they didn't stay on with him? If my girlfriend spent 6 hours on the phone with some dude i wouldn't be happy. Especially if it was in the early morning hours.

“I can fix him, especially if he has money.”

The pertinent question is whether anyone still believes he does other than April

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Guys, bad news. Officer Jim Felt retired last week.
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Retirement Announcement

He certainly went out on a high note.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Dsp style cooking videos? Boogie style pity farming? Ralph style parenting? Nick really can bring it all to the table if he just tries.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick should contact Ron Toye, now that they're both laughable, maybe they can be true and honest friends.

Ron's back-hand remote game is way better than Nick's. Remember when Ron came looking for Nick after that one Vic hearing, at the donut shop across the street, and Nick hid in the bathroom like a cuck? Even Ron Toye is more of a man than Nick Rekieta!

But how dufficult would it be to send fans like a signed copy of your favorite legal book or some dhit? Unlike the lawyers they are the people that pay you and it costs next to nothing.

He should just buy 5000 copies of Gosney's smut book and have him send it out to all those suckers whiners, I bet Gosney can set him up with a good price.

 

[Major]

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He's pity farming.

Eggs and sauce on the same plate? He really is on drugs

 

[ChromaQuack]

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He's pity farming.

Remember who else talked about steaks when they were malding?

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Remember who else talked about steaks when they were malding?
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Jesus Christ, how long ago was this photo?

 

[Oh Darn]

We're currently averaging 100 a week, so I'm putting my bet in at 8100 by December 31st; 9001 if Nick does something really stupid like shoot April in the face.

Well we know it would have to be with April's bow... for some reason Nick doesn't have his guns anymore

Also if anyone is detective enough to match clothes with streams/photographs here's a link to the realtor images.

Spoiler

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12565-52nd-St-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-list-card

Can't find the post that cross-referenced the realtor pictures with April's socials where she's wearing the clothes in question, but that was definitely done earlier in the thread. Look around this post

 

[not william stenchever]

I wish it was possible to mindjack cows and see the world through their eyes briefly, because I don't think people fully comprehend how badly Nick has deteriorated.

Do you want to catch cyberpsychosis?

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

He's pity farming.

"I've made some bad choices, but none as bad as putting parts of me aside."

This faggots writing is getting almost indistinguishable from Aprils.

"How can you know if you're cool?"

His only preoccupation is being perceived as cool, and the only person retarded enough to believe that is April.

Amazing.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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He's pity farming.

There's no way he's cooking that for all 7-8 in the household...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

As an autistic person, I am very literal, but even I can understand social cues well enough to learn very quickly when someone has 'promised' something and is merely taking advantage of not outright. When someone plays games like this, you learn to dislike them.

My nieces and nephews do it when asked 'Have you tidied your room?' We have to check because we never said 'Tidy it ALL the way...' and they just picked up a few bits and bobs. This is primary school logic most people leave behind.

Oh, absolutely. I have had the non-pleasure of dealing with this type irl. Childish, irascible, self-pitying, self-righteous, bad-faith welchers thinking they're clever are irritating as hell.

They can be gamed, though, and though I disapprove of gaming people in general and am scrupulous in my dealings 99.999% of the time, I feel no guilt out-playing them. The sputtering rage when they realize they got got and were seen through is amusing.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Jesus Christ, how long ago was this photo?

Three years already, I do believe. If Nick ever streams again, we may be due for another shart heard ‘round the world.

It may be from his bowels loosening after his abused organs fail, but that should tie things up nicely.

 

[Captain Manning]

TLDR: Nick is a white bread ass nigger who likely spent ALL of his money he earned during his productive streaming years and has nothing left beyond what he gets from mom and dad.

Correct.

And on that note, I would like to formally announce that I am joining "Stop Oil."

Yes, I am going to be one of those assholes that runs out on the track during F1 races and irritates @Potentially Criminal. I am very sorry for this, but Nick has left me no other alternative.

Nick has opened my eyes to the fact that oil funds evil. Nick's implosion is worse than the Exxon Valdez disaster. Worse than the Deepwater Horizon explosion. He is even worse than... may Allah forgive me for saying this... the CHEVRON DEFERENCE!!!

OIL IS EVIL!

I kid, of course. Oil is cool. I just like mocking the fact he'd likely be nothing if not for Petrofac. I don't think people here do it enough. @Balldo's Gate put in a lot of work figuring that out.

 

[Strix454]

ucking eugenia cooney has better posture than rackets now, which suggests something is REALLY wrong with the guy's health.

You can also see something in his face in his last video. He should be getting more healthy now, but his face looks worse since August. If he wasn't being drug tested, I would suspect that he was doing meth just from the look of his face.

 

[There She Glows]

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He's pity farming.

The real problem all along was that he wasn't selfish enough.