Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

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He's pity farming.

Bruh, this is the same lolcow levels as Chibinekodemyx posting on Facebook for asspats because he cooked grilled cheese instead of Doordashing some Taco Bell.

Also, notice how he didn't include a photo of the steak? He probably overcooked it like a buffoon.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Bruh, this is the same lolcow levels as Chibinekodemyx posting on Facebook for asspats because he cooked grilled cheese instead of Doordashing some Taco Bell.

Also, notice how he didn't include a photo of the steak? He probably overcooked it like a buffoon.

To be fair, photographing food without it looking like shit is an art unto itself. So just imagine how fucking awful Nick's food must look.

 

[Goatchoker]

If you have to admit you're cooking again as a 40-something adult, implying it's something you haven't done for a long time, just give up bro, you're a coddled manbaby. It's never profound to make yourself a meal unless you've just emerged from a Hamas dungeon and are rediscovering all the activities you used to do.

This!

I get burned out sometimes cooking dinner every night, most nights I make great meals, sometimes I make bagel sandwiches and heat up canned veggies.

He’s amazed that people do things like cook breakfast and thinking it’s a win. No one cares and you shouldn’t be on twitter posting this shit you retard.

Also rackets, just fucking put the kids in public school, it’s Minnesota ffs. They will be fine, and you can get your shit together.

 

[Tablet County]

Also, notice how he didn't include a photo of the steak? He probably overcooked it like a buffoon.

Once again taking after his idol Dick Masterson.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If you have to admit you're cooking again as a 40-something adult, implying it's something you haven't done for a long time, just give up bro, you're a coddled manbaby. It's never profound to make yourself a meal unless you've just emerged from a Hamas dungeon and are rediscovering all the activities you used to do.

Aaron claimed that they had a meal service that they were forced to discontinue in February of 2024 due to lack of funds from the Rumble contract lapse.

Also, Nick has talked in the past about getting clothing subscriptions for the children and himself. He said he rarely sent anything back, and he was happy they could get 'medium-tall' shirts that fit his frame and arms.

He had a nanny to clean for years.

How much of his adult life did he outsource? Obviously NOT the driving because 'muh KEEDS!'...

 

[thebigdream]

I am demanding that Nick start doing KingCobraJFS cooking streams where the gag is he never has enough bench space to put anything down and is constantly losing ingredients amongst the clutter

 

[California Newt]

He admitted to talking to black Mandingo’s at a sex resort about Anime in DM’s (what a fucking nerd).

This raises an interesting question: what kind of black guys go to a swingers resort? I know everyone is picturing "mandingos", but is that accurate? To the contrary, are they just black dweebs? In my experience, men who get involved in "kink"—you can even smell the reddit emanating from the word—are huge dweeby goofballs. This is doubly so if they're "doms".

It's different if they're in it for blackmail, in which case it's more of a formality—like updating your vehicle registration. You gotta pay the toll; that's just the nature of the beast.

 

[Edward Teach]

I got bored and wanted to know just how much 26 grams of yayo/yeyo is. Here is 26g of flour next to a quarter.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He’s amazed that people do things like cook breakfast and thinking it’s a win.

Some of us even manage to cook breakfast and then work an actual job. On the same day, even.

(I'm fake-smug bc today I scrambled some eggs, did a nice little pot of plain Greek yogurt with a drizzle of honey, and eighthed a kiwi for breakfast. Yes, I said I eat kiwis for breakfast. )

 

[Lian Xing]

Here is 26g of flour next to a quarter.

Isn't a bump only 0.1 g?

 

[Swole McPole]

That's not cooking, FFS. That's what people do when they can't be bothered to cook. That's 'throw some shit in a frying pan and deglaze it when you're done'.

Clearly, his interest in cooking is as deep and committed as his interest in the law.

Cunt.

 

[There She Glows]

This raises an interesting question: what kind of black guys go to a swingers resort? I know everyone is picturing "mandingos", but is that accurate? To the contrary, are they just black dweebs? In my experience, men who get involved in "kink"—you can even smell the reddit emanating from the word—are huge dweeby goofballs. This is doubly so if they're "doms".

It's different if they're in it for blackmail, in which case it's more of a formality—like updating your vehicle registration. You gotta pay the toll; that's just the nature of the beast.

Jamaican ones. because Jamaica is a third world country and they work there.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

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He's pity farming.

Could also be true as well.

Nick’s problem is he likely won’t be able to keep up doing normal things so he is going to full back into his drunk and drug induced mental issues.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

this is the same lolcow levels as Chibinekodemyx

Omg is Nick going to copy his traits next?

Nick does jumping jacks in the court room

Judge: "I would really prefer if you would not do that."

 

[Procrastinhater]

When PPP does his Baptist Preacher act it makes me roll on the fucking floor.
Beetlejuice PPP expelling Balldo Demons made me choke on my fucking drink.
If they didn't spend so much time on shouting out donos I'd watch live but I prefer the clips.
This is funny as shit.
The fucking Rasta accent for the Jamaican mandingo spit roasting Qayla (mon) hurt my fucking sides already I was not ready for the angry Minister bit on top.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Some of us even manage to cook breakfast and then work an actual job. On the same day, even.

(I'm fake-smug bc today I scrambled some eggs, did a nice little pot of plain Greek yogurt with a drizzle of honey, and eighthed a kiwi for breakfast. Yes, I said I eat kiwis for breakfast. )

I melted some kerry gold butter on my castiron pan, cut a square hole in some wonder bread, put that on to toast, and cracked an egg into each slide of soon to be toast

I then brewed a pot of coffee and drove to work after eating/drinking.

Where's my rumble contract?!

 

[Scout Trooper]

I got bored and wanted to know just how much 26 grams of yayo/yeyo is. Here is 26g of flour next to a quarter.

Now weigh a bunch of little plastic baggies.

NOW DROP THE CHARGES!!!!

 

[Edward Teach]

Isn't a bump only 0.1 g?

Seems like it. What I found is a bump is as little as 0.1g. And 8 ball is 3.5g so 35 bumps worth.

 

[Procrastinhater]

so all this life ruining fuss for a Minnesota 6 who can’t even cook?

6 is fucking generous. They're both straight 5's at best. Qaylas probably worse now. (Sorry Fapcop).

 

[Tablet County]

6 is fucking generous. They're both straight 5's at best. Qaylas probably worse now. (Sorry Fapcop).

A Minnesota 6 is an Everywhere Else 5.