Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BathTubShine]

Drex believes that Rekieta got scammed.

Oooof.... The only nigga who genuinely tolerated this cuck faggot, is embarassed of our "hoodrat from Houston".
Our cokeheaded whitebread ass nigga must be in shambles.
He was even hoping to get back to talking to Drex on his last cope stream. Drex has been ignoring him ever since the qover/coke shit imploded (yes the soft eyed nigga also had pretty sus implosion of his Discord here on Farms at the time, but Nick himself said Drex is not picking up his calls/texts.)
lol, lmao even.

Cheers Cuck Pope!

 

[Light blue notebook]

This has been a few fascinating days to say the least.

Now when all indicators points to that Nick will fight this in court, all I can ask is:

Why?

Now, if he can get out of it, he will be free in the eyes of the law, but does he think that will clear his name?

Probably yes, a narcissist is a narcissist.

The other thing is the 9 year old with cocaine in the system that indicated that was the same as a medium user IIRC.

I will argue that is the other of part why he is going to try to fight this in court, he doesn't want himself tied to that particular part, since he seems to care a whole lot of his image.

 

[Oxyjen]

I like how he got the troon hump that Liz "Dong Gone" Jones has. Could it be his polysubstance abuse has nuked not just his dick but his balls too and he's inadvertently trooning?

Phthalates used in the manufacture of certain types of flexible silicone rubber are known to be endocrine disruptors that mimic the female hormone estrogen which in turn inhibits production of testosterone.
Contact between such material and the male reproductive organs must be strictly avoided to prevent serious irreversible health and reproductive effects.

 

[Captain Manning]

If memory serves, she talked about all of them setting up some shared/communal thing and make it some big deal official LawTube(tm) thing.

So, is that distinguishable from, or synonymous with, Nick paying people?

To blunt, what I'm asking here is whether LB earns a bit of a delayed W, given some Lawtubers are now kvetching about money.

Because, to @keke's point, it seems odd that Nick not paying people is fine when Nick is a rockstar, but it becomes an issue as soon as he becomes a social pariah.

I get lawyers can argue either side of a case depending on what team they're currently supporting, but it looks weird to normal-ass people.

 

[BathTubShine]

I know we all joke about it but what the fuck did Kayla ever do? Did she legitimately never do anything at all? If Nick someone brings in all the money, has the family money, has the house, cooked, etc....what the shit was Kayla doing all day? Just sitting around?

She has been on benzos, sedatives and looney pills for so long that even when I still was in the baldo-sphere I often jabbed Nick about him canceling shows etc. because Kayla can't even drive the kids anywhere even though having "her own car".
Always made jokes about Kayla watching same Star Trek episode over and over while high on benzos, back then he never snapped back at me, but refused to give genuine answer why Kayla can't do anything at the house.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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He's pity farming.

If you care about whether you are "cool" in your mid-40s you're an insecure man child.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Question:

I walked away from Nick in 2020, and I didn't start paying attention to him again until late 2022. So, I missed pretty much all of the LB saga.

Am I to understand LegalBytes complained about not getting paid by Nick, and the rest of Lawtube gave her shit for it?

LB stuff is her being moral arbiter with DUI gasping in court during Depp trial. Which caused the drama of her being controlling public.

Lawyers in the video now are having a giggle about supposed payment. Just taking swipes at Nicks failed promises.

The whole payment thing was Nick reading a random chat suggesting it out loud when he didn't need to.
Same thing as donating his super chats to the photographer in the Rittenhouse case. There was no reason to read them as he failed to read most during that time period. Another mess he caused due to being a tard.

If anybody has clips he gets pensive and regrets reading them immediately. At one point he tries to explain how people don't pay each other they invite each other on to attract viewers. Which is how it has and does work. Then proceeds to get in an argument with the chatter and reads it out.

Every other tuber could have easily avoided that situation.

 

[AnOminous]

Phthalates used in the manufacture of certain types of flexible silicone rubber are known to be endocrine disruptors that mimic the female hormone estrogen which in turn inhibits production of testosterone.
Contact between such material and the male reproductive organs must be strictly avoided to prevent serious irreversible health and reproductive effects.

The Balldo site advertises them as phthalate-free.

 

[Major]

Phthalates used in the manufacture of certain types of flexible silicone rubber are known to be endocrine disruptors that mimic the female hormone estrogen which in turn inhibits production of testosterone.
Contact between such material and the male reproductive organs must be strictly avoided to prevent serious irreversible health and reproductive effects.

phthalates are far more common, they're used in PVC (gimp suits), fake leather (like his belt), rubber gloves (for god knows what) and many other things. Nick's swimming in them

 

[Oxyjen]

The Balldo site advertises them as phthalate-free.

Someone got [“an unauthorized knock-off” - ed] then.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Because, to @keke's point, it seems odd that Nick not paying people is fine when Nick is a rockstar, but it becomes an issue as soon as he becomes a social pariah.

It's not that strange to me. It was probably a difficult topic to criticize Nick on because he likely made various "implied" statements in his usual roundabout way.

And when Nick was big, any aggressive attempt to address this monetary issue would be counterattacked by a large fanbase.

 

[AnOminous]

Because, to @keke's point, it seems odd that Nick not paying people is fine when Nick is a rockstar, but it becomes an issue as soon as he becomes a social pariah.

I think it's just that when you talk a bunch of shit about a bunch of people, they're going to talk shit back. A lot of people have reached peak Balldo and are just going to be pissed at everything he does. Even though most of what he does these days is vile, reprehensible and pathetic at the same time, even the innocuous shit or shit people let slide previously is going to come up.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Phthalates used in the manufacture of certain types of flexible silicone rubber are known to be endocrine disruptors that mimic the female hormone estrogen which in turn inhibits production of testosterone.
Contact between such material and the male reproductive organs must be strictly avoided to prevent serious irreversible health and reproductive effects.

So by using the Balldo because his limp dick doesn't work, these chemicals from the cheap Chinese rubber could be leeching into his system and destroying his already low Testosterone?
This goofy fuck just can't catch a break huh?

 

[Edward Teach]

I honestly think maybe the most pathetic part about all of this is legitimately the April and Nick talking Twitter publicly etc. the deal was sealed when April pretended to be lost in the woods while using the Internet to post pictures of her ordeal from her cell phone. Myspace came out when I was in middle school and even then, people thought that type of shit was pathetic and only losers did it for attention and somehow never realized how stupid it made them look.

The blonde coke head got lost going back to her other house to get her douche soap. Props to whoever just tagged the Balldo bunker!

 

[Oxyjen]

Exactly.
It can’t be helping that anyone who googles

12565 52nd St NE, Spicer, MN 56288​

Will very quickly find out that it was recently offered for a private sale at $350k, and unsuccessfully at that.

Oops

 

[Major]

The blonde coke head got lost going back to her other house to get her douche soap. Props to whoever just tagged the Balldo bunker!

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did nick have permission to turn his house in to an industrial zone? big trouble if he didn't.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

How pathetic does society get where a "Bonnie and Clyde" moment is done on a shithole website and doesn't even end with both participants riddled with bullets?

More like "Balldo and Chlamydia"

 

[TEA 3HF]

More like "Balldo and Chlamydia"

Nick deserves a round of applause for that one.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Now when all indicators points to that Nick will fight this in court, all I can ask is:

Why?

He won't, he will plea out at the last second like the true nerd he is.

 

[Pelican Bones]

So, is that distinguishable from, or synonymous with, Nick paying people?

What she was wanting to do was setup an official lawtube channel, etc. that the group would get paid portions out of when they streamed. She wanted to be super serious and respectable and was partly why she sperged on dui guy. Unless something came out about it very recently, I don't think she claimed Nick said he would pay her.