Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Jackisnotaname]

“life changing” surgeries??? She had at most, several pounds of fat with no discernible visible effect.

This one is confusing. All she has claimed that happened was less pain (not that much less though given how much she still whines during mild exercise) and she “fit” into a pair of stretchy jeans she had not worn in a few years. What about her life is actually different?

 

[OttoWest]

1) Walked a 5K and finished almost dead last
2) Made a spectacle of yourself on a trip you hated
3) Fell for a scam, no change in long term health outlook
4) Designed a tacky sweater that nobody will remember in a month
5) Kept reading the comments
6) Played dressup as a 40 year old
7) Didn't make any new friends, in fact lost the "friends" Emely and Curve Model
8 ) shitty no budget film that nobody will see
9) Lie
10) Lie

11) Gained back all the weight and then some

 

[Amberglow]

“life changing” surgeries??? She had at most, several pounds of fat with no discernible visible effect.

Don’t forget ‘ chronically ill’ And she did post a little jog on the trail on her Instagram in new shoe.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Barbarella]

We don’t even need the male filter at this point.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

First, that was a walk, not a run.

And how in hell did having a couple of pounds of fat sucked out change her gait?

 

[Palmer Bangs]

God I love Anna

 

[cybercybe]

First, that was a walk, not a run.

And how in hell did having a couple of pounds of fat sucked out change her gait?

Just because she was swinging her arms doesn't make it a run.... She's so delusional.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

"Did I run?" No.

"Did I run at a good pace?" It was a walk pace. If it was consistent, then there's no issues.

"I got new shoes because my gait has changed!" Your gait was shit, as told to you by RunLab, and you never fixed it. Your gait is still shit. Nothing has changed.

Prove to us you can run by finishing the Disney 10k you stole from another participant, Anna.

 

[Even more 8008135]

We don’t even need the male filter at this point.

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I had to try ... for science.



Yep. Checks out.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Prove to us you can run by finishing the Disney 10k you stole from another participant, Anna.

Starts in 7 hours.

 

[Goatchoker]

We don’t even need the male filter at this point.

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Big Ed?!?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Starts in 7 hours.

That's actually the 5k: the 10k starts the very next day. But hey, she should still be in Disneyworld for the event at this time.

 

[lonelygorl15]

I am laughing my ass off at the employee telling Anna to get down from the table. Why would Anna include that in the video? It's obviously not part of the skit and Anna is positively seething with anger and embarrassment. You can hear her say "Alright" as her face immediately drops the fake smile and into rage.

Stupid fat cunt. They didn't like her doing that shit at Sprinklr, and they don't like it at Starbucks, especially when your nasty sweaty socked feet are on a table where people eat and drink. AmbASSador or not.

That could've been really, really bad. Breaking the table, falling, getting hurt, possibly cut or pieces of wood getting embedded, other people as collateral damage. No wonder Data fucking hates her. This is his poor doggie life whenever she's home. Always scared the loud, stampeding behemoth is about to topple over onto his 40 pound senior dog body. God I hate her.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I just feel for the employee that has to sanitize the ever-living shit out of that table now that it's had this snorlax's feet on it.

Just set it on fire, Starbies girl.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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"Returning to something I love."
Boxed wine?
Thanksgiving dinner for six people but only eaten by one?
A 5000 calorie hot cocoa "spread" with candy, cookies, giant marshmallow pops...also for one?

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Does anyone think she was drunk in the starbucks gift bag unpacking video? She seemed...different...then when she was drinking the two themed drinks.

The Glinda's pink disaster drink supposedly only has 270 calories, despite looking like a strawberry shake. Good thing Anna had two drinks and probably lots of food at Starbucks.

I had to try ... for science.

You know how insecure troons are always saying, "You can't clock me by my caveman forehead! Women have big brow bones sometimes! Gal Gadot has a distinct brow bone!"

I guess Anna is a great example of a women with a manly browbone. The FaceApp barely touched her forehead.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

Just because she was swinging her arms doesn't make it a run.... She's so delusional.

Did I run?" No.

"Did I run at a good pace?" It was a walk pace. If it was consistent, then there's no issues.

Maybe that's a bit harsh. I think she did a GOOD JOB GETTING OUT THERE!!!

 

[Grilled Cheese Combo]

I'd love to see a full list of the specific mutations supposedly at play here. I recall seeing 23andme mentioned -- is that the genetic panel she had done? Or did she spend $12 to run the raw data through Promethease and then dig elbow-deep in the SNPedia on her own? In fact, has she ever mentioned seeing a real genetic counselor at all?

I'd bet real money that she's just googling random polymorphisms from her results, mistaking them for deleterious mutations, and deciding she automatically has associated conditions, as if some essentially neutral (but possibly "rare") polymorphism automatically means you're going to have an anchor around your neck for life.

 

[thejackal2]

I'd love to see a full list of the specific mutations supposedly at play here. I recall seeing 23andme mentioned -- is that the genetic panel she had done? Or did she spend $12 to run the raw data through Promethease and then dig elbow-deep in the SNPedia on her own? In fact, has she ever mentioned seeing a real genetic counselor at all?

I'd bet real money that she's just googling random polymorphisms from her results, mistaking them for deleterious mutations, and deciding she automatically has associated conditions, as if some essentially neutral (but possibly "rare") polymorphism automatically means you're going to have an anchor around your neck for life.

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The genetic mutations in question:

Spoiler

The dum dum had an empty bag of candied popcorn in her backseat of the video. Another mutation.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I'd love to see a full list of the specific mutations supposedly at play here. I recall seeing 23andme mentioned -- is that the genetic panel she had done? Or did she spend $12 to run the raw data through Promethease and then dig elbow-deep in the SNPedia on her own? In fact, has she ever mentioned seeing a real genetic counselor at all?

She lies if you do real genetic testing you wait ages and don't get updates.