Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!
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Asmongold has a vid here.
A reminder that this was from Andromeda. Bioware have been on a downward trajectory for years.
A reminder that this was from Andromeda. Bioware have been on a downward trajectory for years.
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"No, my loyal companions, I'm the Grey Warden and it's my duty to sacrifice myself to end this hellish nightmare once and for all. And for the last time, Morrigan, no, I don't see how making an unholy demon baby is a good solution to this particular problem. Goodbye my friends, and Alistair."
Thus the Warden struck the Archdemon, and while both dissolved into legend, an unknown power granted a last gift upon the dying hero: a vision of the future he had sacrificed everything to protect:
Superstitious folk swear that, on the gloomiest of nights, if you pay attention to the rustling of the leaves around Fort Drakon you can still hear the lasts words of the Warden:
"Oh, Fuck".
Thus the Warden struck the Archdemon, and while both dissolved into legend, an unknown power granted a last gift upon the dying hero: a vision of the future he had sacrificed everything to protect:
Superstitious folk swear that, on the gloomiest of nights, if you pay attention to the rustling of the leaves around Fort Drakon you can still hear the lasts words of the Warden:
"Oh, Fuck".
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Gooning and estrogen.
Frightened Rabbit
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Can't wait for the streamer drama over how much Asmon hasn't changed because he DARED to shit on Veilguard, just watch someone try and turn this shit on him.
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Thanks for posting this! Updated the community happenings post to reflect the new information. There was another post of an anonymous user informing people that the document was 40 pages long, but I decided not to highlight that since there wasn't any documentation or screenshot to back that up.
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For what in the name of fuck did I cherish and care for the fucking tapestry in the Dragon Age Keep, if nothing of it matters? Why the fuck am I hanging on to my Origins save from 2010 if it gets ignored anyway? Why in the seven hells did I stomach the horrible companions in Inquisition if the shit just gets erased?
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Oh, you have to sacrifice either the cute dwarf waifu or the negro warden.
I wonder which one most people will pick.
Ofc no option to kill off Traash, that would be problematic, and everyone would do it in a heartbeat.
They made a character called the iron bull for a goddamn reason
Also the qunari becoming discount tieflings is incredibly stupid. Their whole background was mysterious as a plot point all the way up to inquisition. the out of game stuff focused a lot on special dragons blood and its importance in origins for the reavers and fereldan royalty, and it is implied to be related to qunari origins as a slave race for the elves at their height. It even ties into one of the elf mage-gods being a mad biological scientist type.
Of course they ditched this to make purple daemonkin fetish art and a really hamfisted trans analogy. Karlach was a well written character first and her species second.
What a goddamn waste of a world. Hopefully ea shuts bioware down and licenses the IP to a better developer. Can't be more expensive than this debacle.
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Then why didn't they make whatever faggot self-insert standalone game, instead of calling it a Dragon Age game?
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The Warden; if alive; went to unknown lands to cure the Calling and the rapid aging.
Basically, he had these types of dreams.
And probably this one was gave by a old god to never return to Ferelden, lol.
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wardens have a life expectancy of like 1 week and a half so Negrolas should offer himself in a silver platter, but I guess the devs don't know nor care of that detail
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"I just want to know why you're dressed like that, are you trying to make your mother proud?"
Who the fuck talks like this?
And Isabella is literally the worst character you could have used for a lecture about respecting your crew and holding yourself accountable.
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Isn't it obvious? Branding.
People have heard of Dragon Age, and they're trading off of the name. Nobody wants to take a risk on a brand new property which doesn't have a built in audience and a reliable track record.
Many such cases. Sad.
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Remind you in DA2 she basically done a bad bussiness with a Telvinter mage and taken her ship with all the crew.
And now she's talking about respecting your crew? Lmao. That's not Isabella.
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“World Star!!!! Ahw Sheeeeeett-!!” - Nigger elf plunging into lava after a failed drive-by joust to a dragon.
Imagine the black warden on black warden homicide rate. “Ah hell, nigga. You didn’t finish your lean? *pulls sword sideways.*”
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So the argument isn't that they were told to say it, but that they are bad at reviewing games?
Always helping your own cause, gaming journalists.
This game was almost certainly a mobile/casual ip they/EA hastily pushed to being a mainline dragon age game after failing to ship for 5+ years.Isn't it obvious? Branding.
People have heard of Dragon Age, and they're trading off of the name. Nobody wants to take a risk on a brand new property which doesn't have a built in audience and a reliable track record.
Many such cases. Sad.
Why else would a Sims game director be hired to run this? They would have had in house directors with experience much more suited to a pc/console game but bioware has zero mobile or casual experience.
Why did the main writers of the dragon age series leave years before this iteration had any development or testing? Why did it get an abrupt name change a year or two ago? Why is the art style and tone directed at mobile and casual audiences?
If game journalists did their jobs we would have inside info on the clusterfuck that has been dragon age and Bioware development in the last few years. The only info I found was related to Joplin or whatever it was called and that's years out of date.
Access press delenda est. It's worse than useless. It's like looking at bad PR and payola (playola?) run by morons.
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He probably didn't even go through the joining proper, he just became a warden by sucking so much dick at Vorhaut Fortress that he caught the taint, or like Trick would call it, the gift.