Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

Sinner's Sandwich said:
A journalist called him small handed once and he hasn't gotten over it. That's the reason he talked about Arnold Palmer's giant dick
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You think there's a connection between the size of Trump's hands and his perception of the size of Palmer's penis?
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Old man Trump almost broke his hip trying to get into that truck.​


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He sees the US as the garbage can of the world, so posing as a garbage man checks out.
Puerto Ricans got it all wrong, he loves garbage and garbage loves him!
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World in Scarlet said:
You think there's a connection between the size of Trump's hands and his perception of the size of Palmer's penis?
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Old man Trump almost broke his hip trying to get into that truck.​

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He sees the US as the garbage can of the world, so posing as a garbage man checks out.
Puerto Ricans got it all wrong, he loves garbage and garbage loves him!
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Interestingly enough in the presidential penis log (yes this exists) Trump is the second smallest
For those who are curious Lyndon B. Jhonson is the biggest
Don't ask why I know this stuff
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Dear fucking lord his garbage man LARP is just making his makeup look like shit, he did a rally in this too

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WHAT THE FUCK. Like how is this man not the laughing stock of the country and what dreadful souls we must be to deserve a timeline where this image and the context behind it is not an SNL skit. There should be audience laughter when this image is presented.
 
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Someone brought up the question of who takes over the MAGA cult when lardass kicks the bucket. You might think I'm nuts, but my prediction:

Jim Caviezal.

No really. Lots of actors have gone into politics and although he's probably more successful than any of them, he seems to be getting more into proselytizing lately. He's a super fundamentalist Christian, QAnon supporter, and he's handsome and charismatic. Would he give up his acting career for politics? Even if Trump wins it's going to get harder and harder for Caviezal to survive in Hollywood with his beliefs. And I can definitely see him one day announcing that Hollywood is Sodom and Gomorrah rolled up into one and he can no longer be a part of it.
He could easily be the next Reagan.
 
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Huddy Ledbetter said:
Someone brought up the question of who takes over the MAGA cult when lardass kicks the bucket. You might think I'm nuts, but my prediction:

Jim Caviezal.

No really. Lots of actors have gone into politics and although he's probably more successful than any of them, he seems to be getting more into proselytizing lately. He's a super fundamentalist Christian, QAnon supporter, and he's handsome and charismatic. Would he give up his acting career for politics? Even if Trump wins it's going to get harder and harder for Caviezal to survive in Hollywood with his beliefs. And I can definitely see him one day announcing that Hollywood is Sodom and Gomorrah rolled up into one and he can no longer be a part of it.
He could easily be the next Reagan.
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I wouldn't necessarily say he is charismatic. On the screen, yes. Off the cuff, in an interview, I'd say no.

Chris Pratt, I could see in politics. Follow the same route. Governor of California first. Deliver a speech to the RNC and smoke it. Get the nomination because literally no one else wants it or could land it.

He is personable. The most "extreme" thing about him is that he goes to a liberal church in LA, which naturally makes him mecha-Hitler to loonies. Add in the fact he has been in both TV and major blockbusters, is a family man, and apparently seems to have zero skeletons/scandals in his past, if i had to bet on one actor running, it would be him.

Caviezal just comes off as too moody and dark to me.
 
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JustStopDude said:
I wouldn't necessarily say he is charismatic. On the screen, yes. Off the cuff, in an interview, I'd say no.

Chris Pratt, I could see in politics. Follow the same route. Governor of California first. Deliver a speech to the RNC and smoke it. Get the nomination because literally no one else wants it or could land it.

He is personable. The most "extreme" thing about him is that he goes to a liberal church in LA, which naturally makes him mecha-Hitler to loonies. Add in the fact he has been in both TV and major blockbusters, is a family man, and apparently seems to have zero skeletons/scandals in his past, if i had to bet on one actor running, it would be him.

Caviezal just comes off as too moody and dark to me.
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Chris definitely strikes me as a republican type especially after what he did to his first wife and child but I don't really see him running for office as his career as an actor is going fine for him and none of Hollywood hates him enough.
I would argue Vance is a more realistic successor to Trump at this point but even then he won't have the same sort of cult-leader charisma
As for a successor to Harris the answer is probably Whitmer
 
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T O X I C S L U D G E said:
Chris definitely strikes me as a republican type especially after what he did to his first wife and child but I don't really see him running for office as his career as an actor is going fine for him and none of Hollywood hates him enough.
I would argue Vance is a more realistic successor to Trump at this point but even then he won't have the same sort of cult-leader charisma
As for a successor to Harris the answer is probably Whitmer
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I thought they separated because he wanted more kids and she didn't? Don't they have joint custody?

I also swear I thought his current wife is related to the Swartzrnager-Kennedy families (sorry for my craptastic spelling).
 
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I would argue Vance is a more realistic successor to Trump at this point but even then he won't have the same sort of cult-leader charisma
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Honestly, I think Trump picking him as his running mate was probably the worst thing that ever happened to Vance. Trump uses people to get what he wants and throws them to the wolves when things go wrong. Giuliani is selling off all of his possessions to pay for his lawsuits as we speak. I can 100% see Trump blaming Vance when/if he loses next week. And MAGA will turn on him as soon as tubbo says the word. They were ready to lynch Pence on Jan. 6.
Vance will be lucky to end up as an historical footnote/punchline, like Dan Quayle.
 
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