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Article [A] covering this (translation via DeepL):
I hope they throw the book at this worthless groid. As fun as it is to watch a Korean jump kick him every now and again, he's an embarrassment to the country and needs to be shut down. Why the fuck do they keep giving this jackass visas?
 
The last American moid I heard about getting in trouble in South Korea was that army guy who jumped the border after spending 5-6 months in a Korean jail for assault and other minor charges related to racial slurs.

If they are willing to sentence an active service member over a bar fight then Johnny boy is probably in for some time behind bars.
 
smile + optimism status: GONE
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At this point how does he justify constantly getting his ass beat everywhere he goes. He can't be making enough money for this shit with the racking up medical as well as travel costs. (Then again I doubt this nigger even pays for it.)
LMFAO
Well we know for sure this time, Somali pirates aint going back to Korea.
Fucker is going to have to hope over to the norks to escape. My sides will go to the moon if they drive him to flee across the northern border.
 
Just look at the face of this sub-Saharan IQ boon.
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!
He is incapable of taking any responsibility, caricature tier "SHIIIIET MANG MASSA PUT ME UP TO DAT, I A GOOD BOY"

I wish Americans of all stripes still had the stones that the Japanese and Koreans do to be enforcers against disruptive outsiders and insiders
 
The guy who attacked him is facing an assault charge [A]:
Police arrest 20-year-old man accused of assaulting American YouTuber

October 31, 2024

A man in his 20s has been detained by police for allegedly assaulting American YouTuber Johnny Somali, who kissed a statue of the Girl of Peace and waved a Japanese flag in the street. The man reportedly told police that he was a YouTuber from the Navy's Special Warfare Division (UDT).

The Songpa Police Station in Seoul said on October 31 that it arrested a man in his 20s on suspicion of assault and is investigating him.

According to police, A is suspected of punching Somali in the face at around 9.30am in Bangdong, Songpa-gu, Seoul. The police, who responded to the call, witnessed the assault and arrested A after restraining him.

Somali is currently being treated for bruises at a hospital. He was also assaulted by an unidentified passerby in Seoul on the 24th and 27th of this month. Since arriving in South Korea in October, Somali has been performing obscene acts on girl statues in Itaewon and Jeongdong, waving a Korean flag in the streets and playing the North Korean national anthem on the subway.

Johnny Somali might also be getting an additional charge [A] of obstruction of business for playing loud music in a convenience store, shouting at employees, and dumping a cup of soup on a table:
[Exclusive] 'Girl statue kissing, convenience store rampage' Somali launches police probe... obstruction of business charges

October 31, 2024

Police are investigating an American YouTuber who has garnered controversy for his inappropriate behavior, including kissing a statue of the Girl of Peace and going on a rampage at a convenience store.

The Mapo Police Station in Seoul said on Oct. 31 that it is investigating Johnny Somali, a Somali-American, on suspicion of obstruction of business.

According to police, Somali allegedly disrupted business at a convenience store in Mapo-gu, Seoul, by playing music loudly and dancing. When he was stopped by a convenience store employee, he allegedly spilled cup noodle soup on the table and shouted profanities at the employee.

The scene was broadcast live on Somali's YouTube account.

Johnny Somali was assaulted by a male YouTuber in his 20s at around 9:30 a.m. in an alley in Bangdong, Songpa-gu, Seoul. Police reportedly responded to a report that Somali and other YouTubers were in the area.

Mr. A was arrested as a suspect and is currently being investigated by the Songpa Police Station in Seoul.
 
Johnny Somali blames Korean streamer Kangjoel, along with CX's Avrom Merlin/SuspendaS and Paul Denino/Ice Poseidon for putting him on such a "mission" to disrespect the comfort woman statue and other shenanigans, and recommends Koreans watching to blame them instead of him:
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Funny enough, he made the same excuse back when he was doing shit in japan:



Also, Kangjoel mentioned was asked back in 10/20 about johnny's antics

and claimed Johnny thought he was bigger than Ice Poseidon with a huge ego, but take as you will.
 
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This guy should never ever go back to Japan. Something I've learned about the relationship between Japan and Korea being around both is that they are locked in an eternal pissing contest between them due to past history. If korea beats the guy down three times, japanese citizens will immediately try to one up that and beat him down six times should he go back to being a nuisance over there. They will absolutely get locked into a game of who can kick the chimp the hardest until the guy just dies at some point. I have no doubt about that especially if Koreans make it a point that they were rougher with him than Japan was.
 
This guy should never ever go back to Japan. Something I've learned about the relationship between Japan and Korea being around both is that they are locked in an eternal pissing contest between them due to past history. If korea beats the guy down three times, japanese citizens will immediately try to one up that and beat him down six times should he go back to being a nuisance over there. They will absolutely get locked into a game of who can kick the chimp the hardest until the guy just dies at some point. I have no doubt about that especially if Koreans make it a point that they were rougher with him than Japan was.
He should visit China next.
Use Hong Kong as a transit point. I recommend him yelling "支那豬 支那豬 zhina zhu" from the top of his lungs towards any guy with tattoos. That'll make for kino content and a friendly discussion in geopolitics.
The local toy store will also sell at least one or two Hello Kitty man-sized plush toys.
 
This guy should never ever go back to Japan
That makes sense, seems like a good solution to his niggerdom fucking with foreign relations.
They will absolutely get locked into a game of who can kick the chimp the hardest until the guy just dies at some point
On second thought, I hope he moves to Korea/Japan, I think he could make some great content there.
 
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