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Jake is at it again, but I bet this time Blowy will respond. LOL
Well I have a request Jake : Take Gallant and Nora with you. Thanks!
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Well I have a request Jake : Take Gallant and Nora with you. Thanks!
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Remember Jake: Down the road, not across the street.
Jake is at it again, but I bet this time Blowy will respond. LOL
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Jake can't send out resumes for himself or print out the paperwork to apply for a passport. There's no way Jake is competent enough to commit suicide without assistance.
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Maybe Chelsea would be willing to help him with that.
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Kevorkian Home Delivery Service to the rescue.
This fucking guy.... Do suicidal people actual make these public threats? Is this normal? I don't hate this cuck and don't want him to commit suicide but this grim playacting is just bizarre to me.
Jake is at it again, but I bet this time Blowy will respond. LOL
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Unfortunately it's working as lots of idiots are giving him attention. http://archive.is/IACsm
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The people who won't make a concerted effort to an hero are the ones that threaten they will unless people pay attention to them. It's utterly manipulative and is very common in truly awful people. Jake is a truly awful person. He complains about everything. He lies about his circumstances to get attention. I do very much dislike Jake. His only contribution to 2016 was being a loss of productivity for the virtue signallers who also happen to follow him.
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Oh, what a surprise: a selfish, manipulative neckbeard is fishing for emotional support from people on the Internet.
Jake is at it again, but I bet this time Blowy will respond. LOL
Chelsea is never going to get you a job as a game designer. Never ever.
Does anyone happen to know if Jake's interest in Pathfinder predates his interest in Jessica Price / Delafina777? He's an RPG sperg, but there are a lot of settings, and he doesn't have anyone to play with, so he's not confined by popularity.
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My own experience with the loss of a friend says no.
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People mostly make suicide threats because they want people to STOP and HELP them. People who truly want to commit suicide don't tell you about their plans.
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This is one of my favorite poems, because it illustrates how suicide really works.
Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.
And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.
And he was rich—yes, richer than a king—
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.
So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.
I'm sorry. I know how hard that is to deal with.
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I dunno, it kinda feels to me that these people are doing the barest minimum to help Jake, probably so they can say that they did something if ever Jake did off himself (
, I know). It doesn't look like any of them actually bothers to reach out beyond Twitter to get a hold of Jake IRL if they really have fears about Jake's suicidal threat.So in essence...
Jake's suicide threat is fake.
His asspatters' concern is also fake.
It's really just one big cycle of groveling for asspats and virtue-signalling, one that keeps going on and on up until Jake gets the attention of Blowy, in which case, prepare for many more repeat performances of this ad infinitum, because Blowy has dropped Jake as a Twitter acquaintance many moons ago.
I have to wonder, though, how many of Jake's asspatters will up and leave once they find out about his many lies?
Sorry to hear that, mate. We can all see that Jake makes the seriousness of suicide all about him. Sad.
Also, just had an interesting thought about Jake's place in the ratking ecosystem: he's the only major one that uses a specific online identity as opposed to his real identity. For all his malicious talk about doxing gamergaters he can't have his real identity exposed because he's built a house of cards around a purported persecuted identity.
Out of all the ratkings he's the one that pisses me off the most. Mixing self-pity with identity politics. Talking on twitter like a big shot activist when he can't function in the real world. I don't feel this utter disgust with Chris or anybody else really.
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Is he getting more 'vague' in his suicide threats/pleas for attention or is it just me? He used to be quite blunt (i.e the toaster story) now it's all some nebulous, unnamed danger looming on the horizon. Is he about to kill himself, will he leave twitter on January 1st, will his mom kick him out (well, no, but his twitter followers probably don't know that)? He's like a goddamn 14 year old girl (closest he'll ever get to actually being a girl) on social media posting "this is the worst day ever :-(" just waiting for someone to ask what happened so they can go "I don't wanna talk about it".
He's probably run out of ideas for creative suicide attempts at this point.
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He should actually try to commit suicide literally using a cat.
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I feel really sorry for this dude's mom. She wasted her twenties, thirties, and forties caring for this bearded abortion and now when she should be drinking and getting dicked by hot divorcees she's still bringing him grilled cheese.
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That would be unfair to the cat.
Definitely. She could have aborted him, she could have put him up for adoption, but instead she chose to keep him and raise him, losing her best years in the process. At this point she's probably deluding herself about how bad he is so she can avoid accepting that she threw her life away for nothing.