Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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I'm kind of liking "cooker" as a term for pseudo-AGP lolicon coomer groomers that troon out their sons (e.g. Schrieber). Like they slow cook that meat in the home kitchen for 18 years. Good typo, hope it catches on.
Seems to be a common enough fantasy. Someone a few pages back mentioned that one celeb kid is talked about enviously a lot. I also saw an obviously fake green text about a troon who came out to his dad and his dad was super excited and started buying him dresses and maid outfits. Seemed obviously written with one giant Troon hand. I guess it combos a lot of their degen fantasies: pedophilia, incest, and sissification.

Goodness, I hate troons.
 
She has a tiny bit of insight, but is still delusional enough to rationalize it away:
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AngusKhangus777

Afraid of girls​

(Im in highschool which is why i sound insane) I want to know if anyone else has a problem with being terrified of cishet girls in particular. I think this is some sort of residual internalized lesbophobia? Or something? I mean to be clear I'm pretty scared of cishet kids my age in general, but I feel guilty and nervous every time I talk to a girl I don't know, which only happens when I'm forced to. I don't feel this way about girls who are obviously queer or are trans but I do have a problem with anything beyond friendship or basic interaction. I feel bad every time I have a crush on a cis girl, and feel too bad to ever hit on/ask out any girl at all, doesn't matter if she's trans or cis or straight or queer. I'm actually more into girls than guys but I constantly say that I'm gay and have only dated one girl to the 4 guys I've been involved with. I feel very comfortable with my female friends but I feel creepy even being near girls my age who I don't know. Is this normal??? I've never been bullied so where are these feelings coming from.

I didn't know this. Poonerism doesn't stop with cross-sex hormones and surgical reconstruction, it requires bleeding. The ancient medical treatment for relieving the body of bad humours. Adding testosterone-induced polycythemia to my list of pooner health horrors:
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Expensive-Plum-1089

Question for people who have done long-term therapeutic phlebotomy​

Advice

I just got my 4th treatment done, and even though I’m on a half dose of testosterone, my hematocrit not only didn’t decrease but it went up. And my hematologist has only one phlebotomist on staff. She really tries but every single treatment sucks. The blood doesn’t flow well, and she is constantly digging around in the same two veins on each side. This time, she suggested that I get a port to make it easier all around, and because by the looks of my values I’m going to need to be getting weekly treatments for a long time.
Has anyone here got a port for therapeutic phlebotomy? What is it like? I tried looking on google and YouTube but 99% of what I find is for chemotherapy ports, and I don’t even know if it will be the same kind of port.

Pornsick pooner transitions into an incel, thinks back hair and a rot dog makes you a dom (but is too scared to talk to girls):
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Legitimate_Phase2498

NSFW 34 yo gay trans guy who’s scared to date​

TW: sex stuff
When I presented as a woman, I was very confident sexually and went on many dates. Took 4 years off dating due to dysphoria/mental health/etc. I’ve socially transitioned. I’m a couple months on T. Obviously pre-top surgery.
Testosterone has TOTALLY changed what I like, sexually. I used to be a bottom/sub. Since T, I am exclusively interested in being the dominant partner. I now feel scared shitless of sex… I feel like a total virgin. What if I mess up or I’m too shy to be a dom. I don’t know what tf I’m doing. But I’m so horny and miss sex 😭Honestly, between needing top surgery and feeling clueless about how to perform my new fantasies, I’m so lost. I could see myself literally never having sex or dating again I’m so overwhelmed.

Very very disrespectful:
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Velvetclowns

Nipple covers?​

I don’t really have a need to bind (and I don’t like to anyway) but my nipples PROTRUDE from tighter fitting shirts and it makes me uncomfortable. I try to use bandaids but they rip my chest hair off lmao Any suggestions on covers that will actually stay on but won’t give me a chest wax when I take them off?
 
Admire your optimism.
I try to stay positive. You got a point though. That's why those freaks should be locked in an asylum.
Good typo, hope it catches on.
Oh that one's definitely going in the vault with "neural eunuch".
didn't know this. Poonerism doesn't stop with cross-sex hormones and surgical reconstruction, it requires bleeding. The ancient medical treatment for relieving the body of bad humours. Adding testosterone-induced polycythemia to my list of pooner health horrors:
This is because excess Testosterone can cause Polycythemia, the none cancerous version of the cancer Boogie 1488 lied about. The excess of red blood cells can lead to strokes and all kinds of problems.
This Pooners doctors are desperately trying to stop her from ended up like the Locked In Pooner, instead of just telling her the truth and taking her off T, they've resorted to a medieval treatment to drain the excess blood cells.
From the way she described her blood not flowing she's a serious risk of following in the Locked In Pooners footsteps.
 
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Those idiots are beyond me. You try to take a micropenis, some ball skin, and a chunk of someone's asshole and Cronenberg it together into a working replica of a vagina and then they're completely baffled when it's fucking come apart at the seams and not worked.
Bruh.
The really strange thing is the porn sick faggots who would want to fuck a tranny and the women who want a fake "lesbian" relationship for virtue signaling points would all prefer a cock over some open fucking wound.
 
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Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.
Hon: "OMG I can't open a mason jar now! Because I'm on E tee hee hee..."
Pooner: "Fuck! I knock over another can of coke! T makes me clumsu! Fuck damn!"
 
Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.
The mental image of some pooner playing Animal Crossing, knocking over her can of coke and imagining she's now lightning fast is funny as fuck. All with only one week of testosterone. One month should transform her into the Adonis of her dreams.
 
Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.
Certain (often tall) high school boys will reach or jump up in a corridor to see if they can smack whatever overhanging architecture or decoration is in their path. I've also seen a grown man jump forehead-first into an wooden welcome sign just because he was tall and it was there, swinging menacingly overhead. Maybe it's a tall person thing.

Oh and if so, even funnier for the pooner, who is necessarily short and can only dream of one day reaching that doorway to gender heaven.
 
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Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.

She thinks she's a real boy
I been reading a lot of retarded things on this website, but this one has to be the most retarded thing I've read this year.

Jumping and smacking doorways? Are you living with actual kids? Please don't answer that.
"Sometimes you need to get away from Mr. Karen's nonsense" - Thus spoke Mr. Karen.

This nigger is quoting Nutty professor like she was presenting a science paper on how to be male. Fuck off.

You are not one of us, pooner. Never was, never will.
 
The way a lot of pooners obsess over the adolescent stage of boys once their own age, now passed (how old is she?), especially when they go into the territory of wondering over masturbation habits is always so disturbing. Because it's so obvious where the fascination comes from.

Masturbation is a private thing and by its very nature shouldn't be something you feel the need to talk much about or know about anyway.

Again, it's never about what men her age now are acting (like regular adults, I hope, I'm guessing Mr. Karen roommate is probably getting after her for being the messy roommate) but always how stereotypical boys behave. It's a mirror image to an AGP obsessing over girlhood and shit.
 
The way a lot of pooners obsess over the adolescent stage of boys once their own age, now passed (how old is she?), especially when they go into the territory of wondering over masturbation habits is always so disturbing. Because it's so obvious where the fascination comes from.

Masturbation is a private thing and by its very nature shouldn't be something you feel the need to talk much about or know about anyway.

Again, it's never about what men her age now are acting (like regular adults, I hope, I'm guessing Mr. Karen roommate is probably getting after her for being the messy roommate) but always how stereotypical boys behave. It's a mirror image to an AGP obsessing over girlhood and shit.
- wants to molest a prepubescent boy
- can't molest a prepubescent boy without going to prison
- become the prepubescent boy
- molest yourself who is now a prepubescent boy
- ??
- go on a shooting spree or kills xerselves

I really wonder what they think their end game is. Do they actually expect themselves to live into old age?
 
I really wonder what they think their end game is.
It really depends on their motivations. Which I think to a certain extent are variable between different people and there is no one reason someone chases this particular dragon. Their obsession with the childhood stages of the opposite sex are, I think, honestly in a lot of them driven by rejection. They were perhaps not paid attention to by their male peers growing up and obviously it's attention they wanted and they feel they can own and gain what they truly desire by embodying it. A lot of trannies, pooners especially, have a sort of arrested development which explains their obsession with boy things rather than man things. It comes across as very creepy but is not always explicitly pedophilic.

I was listening to someone talk about how they thought a lot of fetishes/kinks in this way are driven by the person's desire to somehow "own" and be "close to" that which they're fetishizing but also have been pained by it in some way. With trannies, that would be the opposite sex. It actually makes a lot of sense to me especially when you consider that a lot of pooners were girls that didn't get a lot of positive attention from their peers or chances to date around.
 
Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.
Among the ages of like 15-16 it is fairly common to see someone jump up and hit something like a hanging sign or a branch or something. At least it was when I was that age many years ago. Notably we didn't jump up and smack doorways because even at age 15 it wasn't impressive.

Though it's sort of cute that our little pooner thinks that jumping and hitting doorways is some kind of test of strength.
 
This is because excess Testosterone can cause Polycythemia, the none cancerous version of the cancer Boogie 1488 lied about. The excess of red blood cells can lead to strokes and all kinds of problems.
This Pooners doctors are desperately trying to stop her from ended up like the Locked In Pooner, instead of just telling her the truth and taking her off T, they've resorted to a medieval treatment to drain the excess blood cells.
From the way she described her blood not flowing she's a serious risk of following in the Locked In Pooners footsteps.
That is deeply disturbing. Her "gender care specialists" know that they're playing stroke roulette and are trying to manage her body's rebellion to the cross sex hormones with that treatment? Which isn't working, apparently? Sounds like they're fucking around and using her as a guinea pig for medical journal submission opportunities. Or they're trying to replicate some other doc's breakthrough success with that, to push "trans medicine" forward. Everyone is on the make in this biz. They're literal vampires in this case.
 
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