Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Axiom.]

Pretty shit podcast if they want to censor people. I hope they know their viewers aren't going to like this. Never defend a pig, just let it get slaughtered

It's almost like they haven't done any basic research beyond piggies squealing against those le heckin OnA pests like many other news outlets that try to exploit his many lies.

 

[Something Awful]

Normal Rick sanely interacting with people on Facebook.



Yes Rick, tell the people all about how a worldwide cult stole your patio furniture.

 

[Vect]

Christ almighty the idiocy of this pig man never fails to torture me even as it entertains me

"Would you oppress me? I'd oppress me. I'd oppress me so hard."

 

[Red Frida]

Normal Rick sanely interacting with people on Facebook.

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Yes Rick, tell the people all about how a worldwide cult stole your patio furniture.

In an alternative universe Patrick apologized to Ade, went back to selling insurance, paid child support, and visited Annabelle on weekends.
It wouldn't have been ideal but it would've been decent.
He threw all that away to be a Twitter firebrand and get his patio furniture stolen.
Though I guess the extra dimension of a janny stealing your pregnant wife would break many psyches.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

Normal Rick sanely interacting with people on Facebook.

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Yes Rick, tell the people all about how a worldwide cult stole your patio furniture.

This really illustrates how badly the internet has broken his brain. A normal, sane person would have responded with something along the lines of "thanks for your concern." And maybe add in "don't worry, this is a safe neighborhood." Rick's response just shows his new neighbor that he's fucking crazy. Can you imagine trying to make a supportive post to someone you've never interacted with before and they hit you with this "stalker cult" bullshit? You would never interact with that person again.

 

[Meriasek]

It's hilarious how he can go from "I was known to be too smart for my own good in high school, I didn't do any school work but just went in and aced every test" to "I graduated with a 1.7 GPA" in one sentence and not flinch. How does this work? Ok, he didn't do his home work and assignments, but surely the tests he absolutely aced would have been enough to convince the teachers that Fatpig was someone special and maybe deserves more attention and not flunk him several times throughout his high school career?
Do the tests count for nothing in the US?
And then he went to some hitherto unnamed college where he made "honor roll" immediately.
Look, I know Piggy doesn't lie, as he himself said so many times, but I can't shake the feeling that something doesn't add up here.
Not that Fatprick would know if something doesn't add up since he failed math.

Also, I can't shake the feeling that he might have gained some weight over the years despite claiming the contrary.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

In an alternative universe Patrick apologized to Ade, went back to selling insurance, paid child support, and visited Annabelle on weekends.
It wouldn't have been ideal but it would've been decent.
He threw all that away to be a Twitter firebrand and get his patio furniture stolen.
Though I guess the extra dimension of a janny stealing your pregnant wife would break many psyches.

In an alternate universe, Patrick managed to keep his wife and not be a cuck. Imagine telling the story now that some how PCJ was just a stranger when you met him at a con and he immediately took your pregnant wife from you. How does that garner you any sympathy points? Even the Left would call him a cuck because he couldn't even have a polyamorous relationship with them.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Normal Rick sanely interacting with people on Facebook.

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Yes Rick, tell the people all about how a worldwide cult stole your patio furniture.

>rising contributor
to what?

 

[Well Intentioned]

>rising contributor
to what?

America's obesity epidemic.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

It's almost like they haven't done any basic research beyond piggies squealing against those le heckin OnA pests like many other news outlets that try to exploit his many lies.

So many of these loser podcasts either read out wikipedia or do even less research into the things they talk about. Its always fun when people slowly realise these podcasters are full of shit.

 

[Louis Beans]

In an alternate universe, Patrick managed to keep his wife and not be a cuck. Imagine telling the story now that some how PCJ was just a stranger when you met him at a con and he immediately took your pregnant wife from you. How does that garner you any sympathy points? Even the Left would call him a cuck because he couldn't even have a polyamorous relationship with them.

As someone on Owen rightly pointed out, Rick thought he was getting out ahead of the Funsters by going on tangents about his shitty GPA and his wife leaving him for her second, better husband on that podcast. He knew they'd be in the comments pointing that stuff out otherwise.

Sadly, Rick is as stupid as he is fat, so the normies were just bemused at this gastropod bloviating about being the smartest kid in school and his bitch wife cucking him, and wondered why has mentioning any of that. He also omitted the part where he was arrested for threatening his wife and daughter, which immediately became the main topic of discussion on the Reddit thread about the episode. Classic Piggy.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's always hilarious when a lolcow somehow gets on some normie podcast and the normie reaction is always to point out that the lolcow has an obvious victim complex and that they shift blame for all their wrongdoing onto someone else. The lolcows expects the average normie to be just as retarded as the lolcow's handful of emotionally stunted ballwashers because they think that their fucked up delusional state of mind is normalcy.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

This really illustrates how badly the internet has broken his brain. A normal, sane person would have responded with something along the lines of "thanks for your concern." And maybe add in "don't worry, this is a safe neighborhood." Rick's response just shows his new neighbor that he's fucking crazy. Can you imagine trying to make a supportive post to someone you've never interacted with before and they hit you with this "stalker cult" bullshit? You would never interact with that person again.

It's Fat's single most destructive trait. He just can't leave well enough alone, and has such a high opinion of himself that he thinks civilians appreciate his insufferable, seething, holier-and-smarter-than-thou style of communication. A good chunk of the podcast's listeners probably would have felt some degree of sympathy, but he just HAD to force himself into the discussion to correct the record, thereby revealing the kind of squealing pigmonster he really is outside of environments he has total control over.

 

[bortherman]

The PCJanny story seems a bit off. Ade's Father owns a duplex (look it up) in Florida.
At one point in time PCJ and his (ex)wife were registered as living there along with Ade and Pat.
The theory was that at some point they were neighbors for a while.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Last week I thought that for completeness sake I should bring up the fact the thread title was incomplete, since Pat has other aliases besides Torque Wheeler:

It didn't get much traction, but since yesterday PiggyTits mentioned on the Podcast he's "an expert model designer" and today @Caverlock shared some archives from the model forum (Resin Illuminati) where Pat posted as "Padawan v 2.5" I thought I'd revive my proposal.

I vote both "Kempesh" and "Padawan v 2.5" be added to the thread title.

In case you guys don't feel it matters, at least it is new content for us to laugh at Patso:
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Look at his fucking sig, he was such a narcissistic piece of shit even back then.

Before I was published. Before I had a following. People who earned calling me "Pat."

Topkek, so that's why he gets mad when stalker childs call him "Pat". They didn't earn it. Again, what a piece of shit he is.

 

[The Feline Solution]

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When he was talking about models that he made, I thought it actually might be something at least cool. Something intricate. Something with lots of detail that the average person couldn't make. But I should've known it was Rick, and it was just an upside down paper airplane. "$50! I know what I got!"

I remember him bragging about how he was a model designer and how he worked with XYZ and how he released his own models already in one of the caps from this forum from way back, of course as a rebuttal to some gay slapfight he had on there. Seeing the models in question is just . Seeing just the thumbs i thought "Is this fat fucking retard posting paper planes on a model kit forum?!". Never change, Piggy.

Edit: Doublepost, sorry.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Recent childing and enjoy prisons. In total, today provides us 24 enjoy prisons and 2 childing.

Spoiler: Boomia, gay porn and childing as a disagreement

Combine with previous totality, we have:
302 prisons + 24 prisons + 2 childing = 328 in total
I’m looking forward to combine the rest of October’s childing via previous reports as well. Happy Halloween!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Normal Rick sanely interacting with people on Facebook.

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Yes Rick, tell the people all about how a worldwide cult stole your patio furniture.

The cult behind this is online and disbursed across the country

Hey, Funsters, how much are you getting paid to call Patrick fat?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Normal Rick sanely interacting with people on Facebook.

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Yes Rick, tell the people all about how a worldwide cult stole your patio furniture.

"This is a problem unique to us."

Chris Chan has had an international troll following for the last 17 years, some of whom have met him for pretend dates, gone through his garbage, tricked him into leaking some of the most Islamic content this site's ever seen, and generally turned his entire existence upside down, but, sure, go off about how youneek and speshul you are, Pat. It doesn't make you sound like a self-important ass at all.

 

[Red Frida]

The PCJanny story seems a bit off. Ade's Father owns a duplex (look it up) in Florida.
At one point in time PCJ and his (ex)wife were registered as living there along with Ade and Pat.
The theory was that at some point they were neighbors for a while.

I'm certain Pat said he and PCJ were roommates and moved down to Florida together or something like that. As funny as it would be there's no way PCJ stole somebody's pregnant wife in one evening. I don't know why a Tomlinson tall tale would be embellished to be more embarrassing than the truth though.