DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Leave it to Phil to shoot himself in the gout yet again by potentially pissing off one of his whales by being a whiny bitch.
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Leave it to Phil to shoot himself in the gout yet again by potentially pissing off one of his whales by being a whiny bitch.
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Doesn't matter. All evidence points towards IronChef being OIC. He just got a 103 dollar tip from NDO. A few weeks ago NDO was dumping 100 a WWEC stream, and one day IronChef asked about the 100 tip he gave last night, which was actually on NDO.
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Doesn't matter. All evidence points towards IronChef being OIC. He just got a 103 dollar tip from NDO. A few weeks ago NDO was dumping 100 a WWEC stream, and one day IronChef asked about the 100 tip he gave last night, which was actually on NDO.
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This is true. Even though Phil being Phil lies and says that OIC has not supported him "in a million years in any way". All the while saying that detractors think he only has 5 people supporting him now.

Well Phil, you're a shitty liar and a bad actor. Better show off those feet for Ryan.
 
Doesn't matter. All evidence points towards IronChef being OIC. He just got a 103 dollar tip from NDO. A few weeks ago NDO was dumping 100 a WWEC stream, and one day IronChef asked about the 100 tip he gave last night, which was actually on NDO.
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I really hope this guy donates $2k, just so DSP can scam this retard and not drink for the full amount
 
Watching DSP scam retards is pretty therapeutic. The entire point of lolcows is for them to make us feel better about ourselves because we are not them. But then there are those who unironically support lolcows...........
The game of "how little can Phil give back to his dents before they ditch him" is timeless...

Phil acks like setting up a lobby with 3 of his biggest contributors is a chore and that somehow detractors will mess it up. Coming from the guy who has been playing games full time for over a decade. Sure bud.

Get their Activision ID names (COD makes this easier than most games Phil), add them to your barren ass friends list, invite them to your party, congrats you're done.
 
I wonder if he changed the channel name to DSPFinDom and did #FinDom if the algorithm would harpoon him some more whales. When is the last time he even enjoyed a game, like Dragon Quest playthrough from 5 years ago? The veil of being a Lets Player is thinner than his skin about being called gay and autistic. And then there'd be no point to troll him anymore because it wouldn't be a panhandler scamming, it'd just be weirdos being (even more) unbearably cringe.
 
Hey guys, aren’t I funny?
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I swear, this guy cannot hear any criticism or observation about himself without turning it back on others and repeating it almost verbatim, consciously or not. Everyone calls out DSP for his late night gin tweets, so he has to write this tweet. People joke that Phil is bugging LTG like a scorned lover, in turn Phil has to say this same comment about RTU. Come up with your own shit, Dave
 
I swear, this guy cannot hear any criticism or observation about himself without turning it back on others and repeating it almost verbatim, consciously or not. Everyone calls out DSP for his late night gin tweets, so he has to write this tweet. People joke that Phil is bugging LTG like a scorned lover, in turn Phil has to say this same comment about RTU. Come up with your own shit, Dave
Look up Narcissistic projection. Narcissists can't insult or even compliment anyone if that insult or compliment doesn't also apply to themselves.
 
That sounds like DSPFemdom.

Just saying. Don't look at me funny.
100 likes gets a whip crack. Derich can spam wiki facts about breaking the sound barrier
Look up Narcissistic projection. Narcissists can't insult or even compliment anyone if that insult or compliment doesn't also apply to themselves.
And I think it also has a gaslighting effect on the naive or feeble-minded. Like, "he wouldn't accuse someone of something he was guilty of himself, not my Phily boy!" Of course anyone with a brain, set of nuts, and been around the block a few times can recognize that these type of assholes are littered all over the place.
Phil is lashing out at the paypigs again. We know that the three letters retard'get off on being humiliated. I hope that the possible new retards he got from KC like that too
KC hyped up DSP as some buried treasure from a golden age of Youtube, that just needed to be excavated, polished, and put on a pedestal to shine. If you go back to his early days, it's a lot of awkward incel commentary that probably suggests a need for a therapist more than a need for a new audience ready to be entertained, so I'm honestly not really sure why they said that.

It's not like he was never ever funny, but as well all know, he rigged the system by spamming short videos to elbow everyone else out of the way; a lot of people were just clicking to see how a graphics looked and literally if it was a FPS/Third Person/Isometric game or what. DPS's strange and flaccid commentary he specializes in was just kind of... there.

If DSP gets some new Gimps from KC I guess it was divine Providence, Salud
 
Totally hypothetical question but what would be funnier DSP getting nominated and losing or DSP not getting nominated at all?
Losing to LTG.

I'd love him to win since there'd be a chance for us to see him waddle on stage in his finest drip and try to give a speech in front of dozens of his 'peers'

(Pictured trying to read his acceptance speech notes)
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Man leave Milton alone. Nigga burned down the place he worked at after years of being disrespected and retired to the Caribbean with hundreds of thousands in stolen money. He had far more balls then Phil would muster up in 10 lifetimes.
 
Look up Narcissistic projection. Narcissists can't insult or even compliment anyone if that insult or compliment doesn't also apply to themselves.
I think it's just cause Phil is extremely uncreative so he just reuses things he's heard people say about him against other people since he can't think of anything on his own.

He also does have this habit of attempting to "own" anything bad people say about him. Like when his dents asked him to stop loudly crunching water bottles on stream and he started doing it more and attempting to make a meme. I wish could find the clip of it but there was one instance during this where he finished his water, held it up directly to the microphone with both hands, stared in to the camera, then loudly crunched it while saying nothing. He fucking hates his audience.
 
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