Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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CobsonTALKS said:
you're a sperg, I will not read anything you just said. And no, I'm not Natetrick, he's my friend.
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>DiscordTALKS admits to being friends with more 'cordpedo troons.
Ohnonononono 'cord xisters not like this.
GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>PEOPLE ARE UNHAPPY WITH FROOT!?!?
>DEPLOY THE WORDFILTERS
>DEPLOY INTEGRITY.WASM DATAMINING
>INITIATE THE NEXT ADMIN GAYOP
>SMEAR SPLINTERS AND SAMEFAG EACH THREAD TALKING ABOUT THEM
>INVENT JIREN
>INVENT FROOT ANNIVERSARY
>INVENT VOICE CHAT
>DEPLOY THE BABYBOT ON NON FNWO SITES
>INVENT FLARTSON
>FABRICATE PPH
>ACTIVATE CENSORSHIP THAT BENEFITS FOODISTS
>ACTIVATE MCHALLENGE
>REGISTER THE PRO FROOTIST ACCOUNTS
>MARKET THE ENTIRE SITE
>EMBRACE THE NIKOCADO AVOCADO COINSLOT
>PUSH FPECOAL
>PUSH /ANTHRO/
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "NULEE" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "I NIGGERED", "CORD", AND "KYS (BOOGEYMAN)" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT HOW EVIL NON FROOTCORD SITES ARE
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SOYTEEN BENDS OVER TO FNWO COCK AND ONLY USES FROOTCORD APPROVED SITES
 
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CobsonTALKS said:
While I do not plan on taking action as they haven't affected me or my cord personally (unlike bu5t)
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>erm they have a history of spamming ‘p and foodism but that’s okay because they didn’t do it my ‘cord yet!
ChudHangTroons1488 said:
>PEOPLE ARE UNHAPPY WITH FROOT!?!?
>DEPLOY THE WORDFILTERS
>DEPLOY INTEGRITY.WASM DATAMINING
>INITIATE THE NEXT ADMIN GAYOP
>SMEAR SPLINTERS AND SAMEFAG EACH THREAD TALKING ABOUT THEM
>INVENT JIREN
>INVENT FROOT ANNIVERSARY
>INVENT VOICE CHAT
>DEPLOY THE BABYBOT ON NON FNWO SITES
>INVENT FLARTSON
>FABRICATE PPH
>ACTIVATE CENSORSHIP THAT BENEFITS FOODISTS
>ACTIVATE MCHALLENGE
>REGISTER THE PRO FROOTIST ACCOUNTS
>MARKET THE ENTIRE SITE
>EMBRACE THE NIKOCADO AVOCADO COINSLOT
>PUSH FPECOAL
>PUSH /ANTHRO/
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "NULEE" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "I NIGGERED", "CORD", AND "KYS (BOOGEYMAN)" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT HOW EVIL NON FROOTCORD SITES ARE
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SOYTEEN BENDS OVER TO FNWO COCK AND ONLY USES FROOTCORD APPROVED SITES
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BOIIIIIIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT FROOT NORADRENALINE + DRUG ABUSE + DISCORD + CRASHOUT + CLOSING DOWN THE WEBSITE + STILL WATER
 
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CobsonTALKS said:
i want peace. that's all i want. i dont care anymore, you realize how stressful my life is?
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How “stressful” is your life that you can’t be bothered to remove a pedophile foodist from your ‘cord.
Just to remind you of what he has done to give you a reason to kick him.
  • Terrorism (Intimidation or coercion to an entity or group of people with the intent to create fear is terrorism by law)
  • Distribution of child pornography
  • Indecent exposure (Unsolicited pornographic DMs count as indecent exposure)
  • Encouraging Self-Harm
  • Aggravated cruelty to animals
  • Aggravated cruelty to animals by proxy
  • Abuse to children
  • Abuse to adults
  • Kidnapping
Inb4 coalsontalks gives us another retarded excuse to why he shouldn’t kick him.
 
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CobsonTALKS said:
sorry, but i already made up my mind. Even if I don't, it's not gonna effect me, I'm too powerful but unironically. Without me the sharty is fucking dead geg
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Naaaaaaah blud really thinks his nanogram of niche internet micro celebrity fame means that he’s the shit. 😭😭😭😭Bomboclaat thinks that this is the projects and that he’s the king. 🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥 That’s not very skibidi sigma of you, and it’s definitely NOT the Miyagi-do way! 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🫃🫃🫃🫃🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥰🥰🥰🥶🥶🥶
 
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CobsonTALKS said:
sorry, but i already made up my mind. Even if I don't, it's not gonna affect me, I'm too powerful but unironically. Without me the sharty is fucking dead geg
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However did the sharty the second biggest English imageboard (I think might be wrong) survive these past 4 years without a 2k subscriber channel directly associated with foodists being there!!!!
CobsonTALKS said:
1. I'm not Doll you retarded coomer
2. I'm not a crypto-foodist or anything, I'm just taking the best options I have in front of me. If you can't respect that, you are no better than bu5t or people that ACTUALLY spammed cp in my server and tried grooming people who were UNDERAGE. Under 13, yes. In MY SERVER. you people are sick
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>akschully the people calling me out for protecting ‘p spammers on my ‘cord are just as bad as the ‘p spammers themselves.
 
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CobsonTALKS said:
If you hate Foodists you are just as bad as a Foodist
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How hard is it to click a ban button on a Discord server? If bu5t or Regimyre or whoever begins spamming your 'cord, report them to the authorities. Better yet, just delete your 'cord altogether! How can you, in good conscience, have a Discord like this when you know that the majority of soyteens hate that sort of 'cord?
 
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For those that are not in the know, CobsonTALKS has missed their 11th scheduled Soytan gooning sesh on the CordsonTALKS Discord recently, which is why his life is filled with so much stress. Make sure to remind him to get on the VC with his cobsluttas more frequently.
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CobsonTALKS said:
I don't think anyone here understands how I feel, the sharty is basically my purpose because i have no friends without soyjak.party and i know it sounds silly but im worried if i pull too many pieces of the jenga tower it might collapse im actually on the verge of tears ive never felt so hated and isolated i probably shouldnt be saying this here but it doesnt matter since everything i do is just ammunition
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How many times are you gonna attempt to guilt trip?
 
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CobsonTALKS said:
I don't think anyone here understands how I feel, the sharty is basically my purpose because i have no friends without soyjak.party and i know it sounds silly but im worried if i pull too many pieces of the jenga tower it might collapse im actually on the verge of tears ive never felt so hated and isolated i probably shouldnt be saying this here but it doesnt matter since everything i do is just ammunition
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You have a foodist ‘p spammer on your ‘cord and you have said multiple times in the past hour how you would protect that user. No one in here is in the wrong for calling out those actions even if it make you cry.
 
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CobsonTALKS said:
I don't think anyone here understands how I feel, the sharty is basically my purpose because i have no friends without soyjak.party and i know it sounds silly but im worried if i pull too many pieces of the jenga tower it might collapse im actually on the verge of tears ive never felt so hated and isolated i probably shouldnt be saying this here but it doesnt matter since everything i do is just ammunition
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fuck off nigger
 
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CobsonTALKS said:
The sharty started dying in Summet of this year, going from 20k ppd to 9k until i showed up. If i leave, its gonna go even lower than 9k.
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>irrelevant cordnigger says 10k+ people follow his orders
nobody knew who you were until yesterday geg
CobsonTALKS said:
I don't think anyone here understands how I feel, the sharty is basically my purpose because i have no friends without soyjak.party and i know it sounds silly but im worried if i pull too many pieces of the jenga tower it might collapse im actually on the verge of tears ive never felt so hated and isolated i probably shouldnt be saying this here but it doesnt matter since everything i do is just ammunition
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aw hell nah blud got buck broken😭😭😭 💀
 
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