2024 Moderator Applications

[TheRaptorJesus]

I selected to inform null with every issue. That's the only correct answer.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Will adding "Moderate Tranny Threads on KiwiFarms" under "Extracurricular" on my resume along with the rest of my storied career help me land my desired executive role?

If your desired executive role is over a company that deals with special needs children this is the best thing you could possibly put on it.

 

[Overly Serious]

I'm tempted to volunteer but I only have so much time and more importantly, I really don't feel I should have power.

 

[Carpalorbit]

If I'm instated as a moderator I promise I will impulsively ban innumerable people for incomprehensible reasons and create an entire new section dedicated to LGBTQ+ rights.

 

[Sober the Serg]

I sent an application but I really don't see why I would be picked. If I do however I can promise increased Swedish propaganda.

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

@Null, I've made a new application because I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and thought my previous one didn't passed through. I believe the forum is becoming shittier, so I think I can do a community service and help improve the overall quality here.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

idk if it's been posted, when will we hear back either yay or nay?

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

idk if it's been posted, when will we hear back either yay or nay?

I'd probably wait a couple more days before he finally begins to choose. Hopefully I'd get picked. I have alot of time on my hands and I really do care about the health of this website, so I really want to help improve this place.

 

[SofondaCox]

I selected to inform null with every issue. That's the only correct answer.

If you're gonna be bugging him all the time, what's the point of you?

 

[Jotch]

I have not applied, but if I ever find myself in a position of power you can expect the best out of me.
That is, immediately doing as much damage as I can possibly do in the shortest possible amount of time, regardless of affiliation or context.

 

[GunCar Gary]

@Null is there anyone in charge of updating the random.txt lines in the header? seems like it's always the same old rotation which is displeasing to my childish requirement for endless novelty. i'd be willing to copy and paste funny quotes from the random.txt thread to a text document to add new ones or whatever

 

[DickMain]

If you nominate me, I'll delegate the responsibilities to other users via a google doc sheet (that I will eventually get around to signing up for). A good manager can delegate.

Alternatively: misbehavior will be punished by me publishing a thread with all of your DM chains.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

If I had that level of power I'd ban every single faggot with a soyjak pfp. I don't trust myself.

 

[Elmo]

CITIZENS OF KIWIFARMS! IF I AM SELECTED, THE CRUELTY OF THE OLD MODS SHALL BE A THING OF THE PAST!

LET A WHOLE NEW WAVE OF CRUELTY WASH OVER THIS LAZY FORUM!

 

[Betonhaus]

I'm a little annoyed that i got filtered by the salary question, but to be fair if I wasn't taking the application seriously i probably wouldn't have been a good mod

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I recommend people with anime pfp change asap

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I recommend people with anime pfp change asap

What about people with anime names?

 

[CallmeCicada]

@Null, I've made a new application because I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and thought my previous one didn't passed through. I believe the forum is becoming shittier, so I think I can do a community service and help improve the overall quality here.

@Null I will you pay you NOT to pick this chimptard.

 

[Axiom.]

What about people with anime names?

Imagine naming yourself after a happatoon

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Imagine naming yourself after a happatoon

But he's literally me!