2024 Moderator Applications

[For The Lulz]

I have no desire to be a moderator, as such my platform is as follows;

- more shitposting
- banning anyone who doesn't shitpost
- banning anyone who does shitpost
- tagging every cow account with glitter and every other bit of gay shit possible
- promoting HHH, sockiest sock and a few others to positions of overt power (then immediately removing it as a balls in their face power play just so they appear as 'former staff')
- banning null from posting anywhere outside animu threads
- redirecting the BMJ thread to the gamblers anonymous website
- adding a simp badge and applying liberally to the userbase

All culminating with me deleting all site content and banning myself before walking into the woods to commune with the spirits while fucked up on ayahuasca and moonshine.
A vote for me is a vote for insanity, do not vote for me.


Seriously though, I'm not sure how taking mod applicaitons will play out. From experience, the people who seek power are often those least qualified to wield it.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Unironically this.

Hogan and/or whoever his equivalent is on the red team should be moderator-for-a-day in the thunderdome whenever the board gets too shitty as a threat to keep everyone in line. If the Trump supports get too out of line - Null gets to hit a button that gives HHH mod powers and plays his entrance theme on the board for a straight 24 hours.

Like a janny John Wick.

The mod panel/dashboard should have a "Tag in Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Brother" button. It automatically gives HHH mod for like 24 hours and notifies them.

 

[GenociderSyo]

The mod panel/dashboard should have a "Tag in Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Brother" button. It automatically gives HHH mod for like 24 hours and notifies them.

It should also cause a giant red bar that says "LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!" on everyone's homepage.

 

[Stoneheart]

Hogan and/or whoever his equivalent is on the red team should be moderator-for-a-day in the thunderdome whenever the board gets too shitty as a threat to keep everyone in line. If the Trump supports get too out of line - Null gets to hit a button that gives HHH mod powers and plays his entrance theme on the board for a straight 24 hours.

Thats a no from me.
i dont want to be mod for 24h everytime HHH fucks up the thunderdome.

 

[A Man on Fire]

Pajeet here! Willing to work for papadams in off hours. I promise to take the poo to the loo

 

[Tanner Glass]

Thats a no from me.
i dont want to be mod for 24h everytime HHH fucks up the thunderdome.

What if you get to pick your own entrance music? You could use the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme with the sick glass breaking.

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

i applied with bullshit but then autistically gave sincere responses to the multiple choice questions

what the hell are warning points and can i redeem them for prizes

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

I wouldn't mind providing help with back end shit. Trying to pad my CV if I'll be brootaly honest.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

i applied with bullshit but then autistically gave sincere responses to the multiple choice questions

what the hell are warning points and can i redeem them for prizes

Warning points are basically a method that allows mods/Null to quickly see if you are a disruptive user or not, and if you get a lot of them in a short timeframe you can get banned. Basically if you spam a featured thread, start picking fights with other users, fedpost, etc, you accumulate points

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

Warning points are basically a method that allows mods/Null to quickly see if you are a disruptive user or not, and if you get a lot of them in a short timeframe you can get banned. Basically if you spam a featured thread, start picking fights with other users, fedpost, etc, you accumulate points

how do i unlock the pink triangle

 

[DickMain]

Oh fuck no. We've already had retards like Arm Pit Cream. I don't need one to have moderator powers; even if temporary.

But it's funny. And a vote for funny is a vote for Hulkster. When he gets it, you had better show up in the 'No Hulks Allowed Club: 2' DM chain so I can quote this again.

how do i unlock the pink triangle

Send $200 USD in robux to 4210 Wolfetown Rd Springfield, IL 62629. Bring all your cowardly friends with you, I'll go to prison but you'll go to the morgue.

Also, there's a random sequence of numbers above my post box for the thread guidelines, does this mean anything?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Hopefully the people who get picked are the best people for the position.

I think we can all agree that it would be way funnier if Null picked the absolute worst pieces of shit imaginable

...say, where's Bargain Bin Laden when we need him

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

I think we can all agree that it would be way funnier if Null picked the absolute worst pieces of shit imaginable

...say, where's Bargain Bin Laden when we need him

We need some heckin valid troons to run this shit. Much like socialism it just hasn’t been tried yet in the “true and honest” way!

 

[Haramburger]

how do i unlock the pink triangle

Act semetic

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

I think we can all agree that it would be way funnier if Null picked the absolute worst pieces of shit imaginable

...say, where's Bargain Bin Laden when we need him

He should only pick the worst no effort meme replies. Those are the only people I trust.

I did ask specifically to be mod of the BMJ thread only, and if and when I am modded I will permaban all rats.

 

[Übertroon]

Give me mod powers and I'll enact the final solution

Also all furry avatars is an immediate ban

 

[Random Internet Person]

I like to think I have a life, so no thanks on the application. I will now however play the song of the mods.

This thread has made me laugh harder than I have in while. I just picture poor Josh knowing that 90% of the applications are going to be jokes but having to read them anyways with a look of tired, simmering rage on his face until he snaps and BMJs his keyboard.

Funny, I was thinking more of a WingsofRedemption type of setup.

 

[Pizza Time]

Whoops. I went through the application because I was curious about what it contained and I accidentally clicked send at the end, assuming there was another page. Needless to say, it should be ignored.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

banning null from posting anywhere outside animu threads

This candidate and his programm really speaks to me!

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Finalists should have to compete live on MATI in a couples dance-off against Cyraxx and that Australian chick from the Olympics.

Null should host a mod boxing event and the winner gets no cash prize, just mod role