Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

This doesn't seem like a great idea. Nick has been on a roll recently.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/OJ899

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1852039806156521708

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

FOUND IT: I think this was the podcast I was thinking of, since Alex Stein appeared and part of the lore involved Alex Stein making fun of April and Nick getting pissy about it on this stream. This was recorded on Dec 11, so AFTER Nick and April met.

Nick *hates* Alex Stein, I think it stems from Alex pressing Nick on whether or not he went to Hedonism on the Simpcast. Nick's response is, of course, fucking gay and talmudic.

Timestamp: 3:38

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Robert Barnes says the 174th Amendment entitles me to have my nipples shocked by a female cop, or a well-oiled male Jamaican cop.


Just so we're clear here, it's my understanding that claim was made "on behalf" of Joe. And while I have little trouble accepting Joe kvetched about it behind closed doors, I'll accept Joe has turned on Rekieta when I actually see it. He's been sucking Nick's dick throughout this whole thing.

Joe has stood by Nick since forever, explaining it as a gratitude for giving him an audience. That's the very loyalty that Nick talked about recently ("I MADE YUR SIX FIGURE CAREER BISH"). A person with at least one honest bone in their body would recognize the help Nick gave them but would be honest about the current state of things and criticize Nick for his failings. Now, a jew, on the other hand...

Joe hasn't said anything yet that I have seen, but I'd expect him to follow his track record of lip service to Balldo, and being a moral scold of the Farms.

Anyone here really watch him? I don't.

On the topic from a few pages back about "Was Kayla ever a functioning human" - did anyone ever go and try to find that local community musical production that she and Nick performed in? It was before the downfall so I think nobody looked into it too deeply at the time.

I think someone found a playbill ITT. When I looked, there were only 3-4 troupes in the area. It would not be hard to find, but I'm not sure how active her thespian career had been with the cocaine.

Dropping these hobbies might have been an aggravating factor in their breakdown.

90% sure he means his sister in law who must have helped in reporting him

It could be any number of women. The Children Church Headmistress who spoke to the pastor, the sister-in-law, Kayla, April, or someone else...

There is also thr outside possibility he is just making a sexist joke, al a Dick Masterson...

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Here's the thing that blows my mind:

There were countless off-site Aaron alogs, and even a small handful of Kiwis who seem to really hate Aaron, who were claiming naked Twister is bullshit and Aaron is lying liar who lies (a few really dumb ones were claiming Aaron lies more than Nick, which is basically impossible).

So what does gay Skeletor do? Nick comes out and actually CONFIRMS naked Twister because he thinks he can own Aaron by claiming they saw each other's dicks and Aaron's was hard after seeing Nick naked (and not from, presumably, being in close proximity to two naked woman also participating in this debauchery).

It's like...

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HOW STUPID IS HE?!?

Nick is at the stage of "burning it all down" or near enough to it, the problem for Nick is that he's overestimating our investment in Aaron, for most of us Aaron only exists because of his relationship with Nick and for no other reason. Dabbleverse alogging was certainly a thing before all of this started but it was a tiny community that no one was really paying attention to. I'd go as far as saying that Aaron's alogs are far more interesting candidates to continue watching (as cows) once this legal mess is over, especially Melton who is a creepy stalker paedophile.

Mutually assured destruction has the same result for everyone involved but it's not necessarily equal, what Nick is doing is like nuking a little Podunk village at the cost of his own city, and a little village is much easier to rebuild.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Ok, it sounds better than him actually deliberately trying to medicate her ADHD with it, but I'm not sure that his kid being sat in a house filled with that much crack smoke is any better than her accidentally getting at his stash because he's a careless drunk and left it laying around.

and you just know at this point it isn't even about "sounding better" or even exonerating himself. He only cares about hurting his gay ex lover more than anything else.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe he deleted it after that candid photo of his Big Chungus ass walking on stage dropped. How many push-ups can you do, Juju??

Never forget: THIS is the guy calling you fat on the Internet.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

My current theory is that he huffed paint, thinner or petrol as a "loop hole" around drug tests ever since he got out for 4 months daily and actually permanently broke his brain.

I need so so so bad in his next locals stream (in a few months) for a kiwinerd to see a galaxy gas tank hidden in the kitchen mess.

 

[3MMA]

where is Kayla

That’s what Nick wants to know.

It’s so easy to overlay this particular Nick transparency into various photos. It goes with everything. I’ve seen others utilizing it as well. It’s already becoming its own sub genre of Nick posting, especially with historical photographs or preferred lifestyle situations. These things practically make themselves. Gotta stop, must save some for later.

Nick was one of those guys that makes eye contact with the other guy

Straight men don't argue like that

Nick once spoke of having an epiphany while staring a man's Penis on a nude beach

and he still thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

Nick remembers, Aaron.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Joe hasn't said anything yet that I have seen, but I'd expect him to follow his track record of lip service to Balldo, and being a moral scold of the Farms.

When Potentially Criminal covered Nick's arraignment hearing Joe jumped on to chide him and whoever else was on for covering it. I think he was there less than 15 minutes and it was just to get on his high horse about the whole thing. Also, when Meme Copium covered Joe's lawsuit he talked shit about him covering it and Nick's ongoing legal stuff. I think Joe wants to pick up whatever remains of Rekieta's audience and doesn't want to outright dump on Nick.

 

[Space Pope]

Just to be clear, he was talking about Aaron and not Mandy?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm not sure that his kid being sat in a house filled with that much crack smoke is any better than her accidentally getting at his stash because he's a careless drunk and left it laying around.

The real problem with the second-hand crack smoke theory (if that would even be a thing), is that none of the other kids tested positive for cocaine use. I would presume they were all tested, but I don't have the Public Records in front of me. I would also presume by this hazy theory, all the kids would have equal exposure to the haze, although the oldest perhaps less since he was going to school out of the balldo bunker.

 

[Desktop User2]

So, he´s going full "I suck dick for cock"? Finally Nick, the truth will set you free. He is so over you, Aaron, he is up for anyone´s penis now!

Edit: inserted the excerpt in question

 

[SigmaBalls]

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Just to be clear, he was talking about Aaron and not Mandy?

There really needs to be a like emote for "made me lol really hard"

 

[StMaryPiper]

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Just to be clear, he was talking about Aaron and not Mandy?

I’m not sure it was for either of them. This is a subliminal way to get dick picks.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Yes, Nick, Aaron remembers when you were peeking around the corner watching him shtup your wife.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The real problem with the second-hand crack smoke theory (if that would even be a thing), is that none of the other kids tested positive for cocaine use. I would presume they were all tested, but I don't have the Public Records in front of me. I would also presume by this hazy theory, all the kids would have equal exposure to the haze, although the oldest perhaps less since he was going to school out of the balldo bunker.

Plus I think the positive was for metabolites, like her body had processed it and incorporated it into her hair, this wasn't crack vapors that had just stuck to the hair.
Its bullshit. Its a cope. Its incredibly homosexual.
Its Nick Rekieta.

For someone who lies as much as Balldo you think he'd be better at it.
He's like a hunchback skelly version of Boogie 1488 at this point.

 

[Pagan Min]

Well… We have seen some pretty wild twists and turn in this saga.

I wouldn’t count anything as out of the real of possibility.

I notice you didn't deny that you're Aaron, though...

 

[Captain Manning]

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And there we all were thinking his life was fabulous until Scandinavian prudes and the government decided to fuck him over.

It's been a while since we've discussed the when, how, and why of Nick coming completely off the rails, but I think the Mignogna appeals court loss caused something inside him to snap. He's never been a great person, and lied to everybody this whole time, but everything came roaring to the surface after that.

- That decision came down in August of 2022.
- People started to notice him nosedive not too long after that, and this thread was moved out of Multimedia.
- He is referencing "a couple of years." Couple generally meaning two.

If he were a better person, I might feel bad for him, and spit on Ty.

Nevertheless, I'll still spit on Ty.

 

[Fapcop]

A shame Nick drank all his personality and wit into the gutter.

There’s material here for a real redemption/come to Christ story.

“I was the highest earning streamer on YouTube. I had a gorgeous house. Millions in a trust fund. Five kids and a beautiful wife. But I was not happy. I tried drugs, degenerate sex… But at night I was crying for something to take the emptiness away.”

Bam! Launch an orthodox trad dad show (Nick likely burned his bridges with all other denominations) humbly beg for forgiveness, heck maybe invite @CaptainManning on to the show to apologize, and Nick could back in business.

Or he could cope and sneed on Twitter and shake his fist at those Kiwi NERDS.

I’m good with either one, honestly.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Sigh…

“Oh, I see I’m being mentioned on the Rekieta thread! Probably my good kiwi friend sending up the ol’ DIVORCE ALERT CALLING FAPCOP DICORCE ALERT!
….
….
Oh never mind. They’re just getting my hopes up for the fun of it!”

Thanks guys!

You've won me over Fapcop. Keep your spirits high and your roofies within reach.