Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Bassomatic]

Well that Food looks utterly dogshit. Also is he going to claim that he only ate the Salad?

Uhh salad isn't keto OKAY MOM?

its always a riot something om Jack's channel gets no views he stops it. Then brings it back like it had a mcrib level following and we all missed it. It gets no views. The cycle repeats.

Oh and Jack has a stroke , big part of the cycle.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Random religious quote with OBJ

That Jack would about religion quote a Frenchman (fuck off nerds, the HRE doesn't exist anymore) is further proof God has averted his gaze from the Scalfanis.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Well that Food looks utterly dogshit. Also is he going to claim that he only ate the Salad?

Don't be silly, according to Jack, vegetables are poison. He'll probably eat a meat only dish or just film other people eating while chowing down on something off camera

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Random religious quote with OBJ

Jack better watch out, the murderchurch isn't a big fan of Papists like St. Francis de Sales.

 

[Pig Cups]

Jack "proves" (not really) that Apple Intelligence runs all on remote servers and they are just tricking you into buying a iPhone 16 for it's 'AI chip'. Good job, Jack, the $800 dollars saved will buy you another grill.

I love when my video freezes in order to continue buffering. It almost always stops on a great frame.

 

[biggacracka]

I love when my video freezes in order to continue buffering. It almost always stops on a great frame.
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He looks like that faggot film director, Kevin something, if he never lost weight and got a bunch of strokes instead of overdosing on soy

 

[AltisticRight]

I love when my video freezes in order to continue buffering. It almost always stops on a great frame.
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Not just a gimp arm, he also has Ethan Ralph's googly eyes.

 

[lindsayfan]

lying is a sin, jack. where's this week's episode??

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The salad looks normal but everything else in that photo looks awful

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What did Jack do this time

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He's bringing back Restaurant Roulette

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Who knows what he did this time around but we know he fucked up somewhere. He's always fucking up and having to grovel to Hammy afterwards because he knows he'd be fucked without her.

And I'd scared seeing some of those dishes in front of me.

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lying is a sin, jack. where's this week's episode??

It's in the render cue okay MOM?!

But that was a couple weeks ago. He's back to uploading when he feels like it.

The salad looks normal but everything else in that photo looks awful

I don't even know what that thing in the bottom left is supposed to be? Some kind of potato dish?

 

[Super Hans v2]

I don't even know what that thing in the bottom left is supposed to be? Some kind of potato dish?

Sausage maybe? It would have to be, otherwise Jack wouldn't be adhering to his very strict carnivore diet.

And I wonder how Jack's going to bullshit them going to a proper sit down restaurant and him not eating anything.

 

[Neko GF]

DALTS, NASHVILLE, TN - RESTAURANT ROULETTE
(10/31/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=yaYoY7qTYzc

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Someone needs to bring up the "restaurant roulette" not really being roulette again

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sausage maybe? It would have to be, otherwise Jack wouldn't be adhering to his very strict carnivore diet.

"Squash casserole". No idea what's in it but that's what he called it.

 

[lindsayfan]

DALTS, NASHVILLE, TN - RESTAURANT ROULETTE
(10/31/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=yaYoY7qTYzc

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

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1:07-1:27 is footage from the previous jotg video talking about the fucking crabby patty. glad he took an extra day to get this one right.

he keeps saying it's "Very country." $13 for a side of fried mushrooms and $6 for bagged tortilla chips and salsa... what country is that?

the "reviewing the menu" portion goes on forever. then jack tries to give people driving directions. dumbass the restaurant's name and website are all over the video, people can just look it up.

 

[AnOminous]

Is the bottom right picture supposed to be ribs? They look very sad.

No char, no glaze, no sauce, not even a visible hint of a rub. They're as grey as an ayylien. What style of ribs even is this? Lunch Lady Land style?

 

[Aunt Carol]

What did Jack do this time

Wait, this is new lore: Tammy has once said "Everybody needs a Tammy!"

Did she walk into the doorway and announce that while lit from below, and then thunder crashed?

 

[p1138]

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lying is a sin, jack. where's this week's episode??

Hold up. 5:18 Fatty goes to a chiropractor every week? You mean to tell me they get this lardass on a table and have to touch him for non medical reasons? That's got to be just his code for a dude who gives him a rub and tug while Tammy waits in the car or does something else.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No char, no glaze, no sauce, not even a visible hint of a rub. They're as grey as an ayylien. What style of ribs even is this? Lunch Lady Land style?

They look like dogshit, let's be honest. "Slow roasted" is a euphemism for oven cooked, probably steamed. I doubt there's a smoker or BBQ pit out back in a strip mall and I guarantee you the sauce is high fructose corn syrup like Sweet Baby Ray's.

All of the food in the photos on their menu and in the video looks lousy, unappetizing and low-quality, especially the depressing Sysco bread rolls with sealed plastic cups of food service butter. It all looks like cheap slop made in various ways using lots of cheap cheeses and deep-frying.

 

[The Stranger]

Hold up. 5:18 Fatty goes to a chiropractor every week? You mean to tell me they get this lardass on a table and have to touch him for non medical reasons? That's got to be just his code for a dude who gives him a rab and tug while Tammy waits in the car or does something else.

Some poor Chinaman got into too much gamba debt, trafficked to the states, and has to jack off Jagoff every week... It's a sick world we live in.