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[Vampirella]

My sons smacked doorways/overhead signs as they grew. It wasn't testing strength! It was showing off how much taller they were getting and how much reach they had now their arms are getting longer!
I'm an old woman and I understand male behaviour better than that 'real boy'

Mine did that too. There's not thought to it, just boys thinking "I'm goin' smack that."

Gender specials need to learn that people don't think about what it takes to be a man or woman 24/7 because it's all natural to normal people. No one is thinking about why they smacked a doorway or skipped a bit down the sidewalk. They sit around thinking they has to be a reason for everything when there's not.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Exactly. As an old broad, the last time I remember spending any time thinking about what it meant to be female, I was a young, angsty teen.

Nobody with normal gender identity or confident in whatever they are take any time to think about it.

It’s just one of the many background aspects of life and living.

The MtF trannies appall me with their focus on the most superficial aspects of PRESENTING female.

I’ve known many women who spent next to no time on that shit, often had what would be considered a lot of male interests and hobbies but their gender was never questioned; not by themselves or those who knew them.

 

[TismFarmer]

I'm an old woman and I understand male behaviour better than that 'real boy'

I just realised what a, "Duh! No Shit, Sherlock!" thing this was to say.
After all, 'real boy' has probably only had her Father as the only male she has ever lived with/interacted closely with. I, on the other hand, have lived with My Father, 2 brothers, husband 1 and 2, 6 Sons, a Son-in-law, and a Grandson. I guess that kinda takes away the mystery....

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.

I'll add I remember my brother doing this around middle school age when my mom dragged us shopping and he was bored, etc. Again with pooners idea of masculinity coming from 12 year old boys. Same as how they think it's manly to swear and wear axe deodorant.

 

[Bookwork]

They sit around thinking they has to be a reason for everything when there's not.

It's just that they don't sit around thinking, "How could taking a hormone pill ever turn me into an anime character?"

 

[nothing outside the text]

"Wearing my costume as a culture" is such a hilarious slip.

The same stupid ass people who claim that gender is a social thing, that there are no rules for gendering and blablabla are the ones saying that:
1. hair is a female thing
2. dancing is a female thing
3. waving hands is a female thing (sorry italians, guess yall fuckin gaaaaay)

For some reason, they never seem satisfied with the existing gender stereotypes so they have to go out of their way to invent new, better worse ones.

 

[TismFarmer]

Exactly. As an old broad, the last time I remember spending any time thinking about what it meant to be female, I was a young, angsty teen.

Nobody with normal gender identity or confident in whatever they are take any time to think about it.

It’s just one of the many background aspects of life and living.

The MtF trannies appall me with their focus on the most superficial aspects of PRESENTING female.

I’ve known many women who spent next to no time on that shit, often had what would be considered a lot of male interests and hobbies but their gender was never questioned; not by themselves or those who knew them.

And the part that really pisses me off is that they've made everyone else think about it too...
My youngest is pretty gender non conforming, because of these weirdos I had to reassure him that wearing pink shoes with sparkles won't make your willy fall off and that, No! Mama isn't really a man on the inside because I don't wear dresses and makeup!
Just stay the Fuck out of my kids head!!

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Sometimes I high-five the wall above the door between my bedroom and the living room, I guess I am a man and should chop my tits off now.

 

[peepooman]

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Does that mean I get to sue all the pooners? Do women get to sue trannies now? Transphobes, we are going to be so fucking rich.

Sometimes I high-five the wall above the door between my bedroom and the living room, I guess I am a man and should chop my tits off now.

Sometimes I jump up to touch the ceiling, no reason, I'm just bored like that. If I ever cross paths with a pooner, I will be sure to do that and say that it's something every man does. Just to give them another thing to be dysphoric about. And then, later, as I lay in my bed, I will close my eyes and chuckle briefly, at the mental image of a poor little dood, hopping in place, hand stretched out as high as it goes, tears streaming down her face, as she desperately tries to prove to herself that she is a man.

 

[Vi0l3t]

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The severe autism and never going outside don't help with physical coordination either.

Tf are they on about with dropping shit? I have never dropped shit regularly only on rare occasions like any other human. NEVER met another woman who constantly drops shit. I swear they read stereotypes and run with it. They never interact with real women its all fake anime BS.

 

[Stan]

I assume that he was trying to be a dog groomer (in addition to a child groomer), but "I also cried because a cocker spaniel was being really mean to me on test day" is random.txt worthy

Grooming animals is a physical job that requires a lot of practice and talent, especially if you're talking about grooming cats, big dogs & horses. Many people put off washing their dog or trimming their cats' nails with good reason. It's hard to do.

I don't think trannies would bother with it. They can barely handle sedentary jobs like software programming and IT.

But now that I think about it... The groomers I see grooming at the chain pet shops are all really lithe and tiny women. I think this is mostly because of the work requiring strength and control. The pay is actually pretty good since the concrete educational requirements are low, but it's oddly dominated by women just like beauty salon jobs and haircutting.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I like how troons can't help but act so obnoxious they'll somehow manage to peak even TIFs.


Probably something like this or this.


How can it be transphobia if, according to trans logic, it's totally impossible to tell someone's trans by just looking at them.

 

[TismFarmer]

I haven't seen the full pic of this, but I love that you can tell, even with this little to go on, that they're not just Trannys, they're the gross old man kind of Trannys.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

But now that I think about it... The groomers I see grooming at the chain pet shops are all really lithe and tiny women. I think this is mostly because of the work requiring strength and control. The pay is actually pretty good since the concrete educational requirements are low, but it's oddly dominated by women just like beauty salon jobs and haircutting.

That's because these women are normal people and not insane. Here is my low effort meme

 

[Susanna]

I'll add I remember my brother doing this around middle school age when my mom dragged us shopping and he was bored, etc. Again with pooners idea of masculinity coming from 12 year old boys. Same as how they think it's manly to swear and wear axe deodorant.

Yeah, I guess it’s actually a thing, some other people have said the same. I guess that’s what I get for only having sisters.

 

[nevertosubmit88]

Virgin Troon VS Chad Doge

 

[Candidate No 7]

How do I actually pass?​

So, it's been 8 years, since I started medically transitioning, and I still don't pass to anyone at all. I have no idea why, and the thing is that I really want to pass, but it seems like no matter what I do, I just can't seem as female. (I'm mtf) I know I'm 6ft 1 which doesn't help. My voice sounds femmine on a good day and days when I sound like a teenage boy. Nevertheless, I've done everything that I could ( hormones, FFS, Bottom surgery, voice training, hair removal) and nothing works.
I'm just wondering if this is normal? Especially given how trans spaces normalise passing to the point where it is expected.

Yup. Perfectly normal.

 

[CEO of Autism]

How do I actually pass?​

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Yup. Perfectly normal.

And the dude is from UK. If you can't pass in Britain, it's really over.

 

[Just L00king]

Tf are they on about with dropping shit? I have never dropped shit regularly only on rare occasions like any other human. NEVER met another woman who constantly drops shit. I swear they read stereotypes and run with it. They never interact with real women it’s all fake anime BS.

Everything they know about women they learned from the kind of porn where women/girls regularly get stuck in washing machines.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Another pooner afraid of men JonDaCaracal
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i cannot and will never trust cis men as a trans person
marked as sensitive topic because somw people will still try to defend cis meen. idc abt “nOt AlL cIs MeN”, just because your cis boyfriend hasnmt decided to leave you yet because you stsrted growing a beard doesn’t negate my experience.

everytime i try to not be afraid of a cis man, a cis man ALWAYS finds a way to make me frel afraid. on sunday, i was heading out of a pizza parlour with two slices, and decided to eat them. a cis guy walks up to me calling me sweetheart, and i instincually started grabbing my ahit to head home. he follows after me making small talk that i clearly didnmt want to make; but i told him i was just fine and he started pressuring me to tell him why i was fine, when i said “i’m in a good place” to cease thr conversation he got more aggressive and asked “and where’s that; is it this was or that way” and i ended up having to hide in a gas station until he fucked off. after i came out i thought he was following me so i had to hise again. i’ve been afraid of seeing the fucker again since.

this was not my only incident with a cis man. it stretches back to YEARS of trauma, years of foolishly trust cis men. well, i’m finally finished with cis men. i no longer trust any of them.

i no longer trust my cis male friends, because there might be an ulterior motive and/or they start agreeing with transphobic rhetoric. i cannot trust cis men who want to have sex with me because i know that i’m just an experiment to them or they’re faking being queer in order to have sex with someone they see as a woman. i don’t trust cis queer men in my community or any community for that matter because i believe they’ll backstab the trans community.

i have teasons to not trust cis men and gaslighting me and making feel like an evil and bad person for saying this isn’t gonna change a single thing.

As expected her profile is full of her own pornography, talking about kinks, being into BDSM, Looking for a domme, etc.
They're so predictable.