Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[mitsufan]

Sounds like you're doing favors if you're getting paid for them

no i literally dont have to do anything they’ll just give me the money

 

[Axiom.]

no i literally dont have to do anything they’ll just give me the money

Uh huh *wink wink* *nudge nudge* yeah...nobody believes that.

 

[mitsufan]

Uh huh *wink wink* *nudge nudge* yeah...nobody believes that.

you’re just mad i’m pretty and people like me

 

[Axiom.]

you’re just mad i’m pretty and people like me

Alright, prove it then, post your face unfiltered with a note that says "Kiwi Farms"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

@mitsufan You just sound like the laziest whore ever

 

[mitsufan]

@mitsufan You just sound like the laziest whore ever

im literally not one but whatever u wanna believe ^_^ cuz most of u guys have a very different view of me compared to who i actually am

 

[Axiom.]

Alright, prove it then, post your face unfiltered with a note that says "Kiwi Farms"

im literally not one but whatever u wanna believe ^_^ cuz most of u guys have a very different view of me compared to who i actually am

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

im literally not one but whatever u wanna believe ^_^ cuz most of u guys have a very different view of me compared to who i actually am

I think that the demographics of "fatherless-alcoholic-barely legal-pothead-middle-school-droupout from Florida" and "whore" are rather connected

 

[mitsufan]

im literally at a halloween party rn and you guys are just lazing around at home and you’re all so obsessed with me for no reason

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

im literally at a halloween party rn and you guys are just lazing around at home and you’re all so obsessed with me for no reason

You are using KF on a public place and on public wi-fi!? You are dumb as rocks. I'm surprised that you didn't sign up with your real name

 

[mitsufan]

You are using KF on a public place and on public wi-fi!? You are dumb as rocks. I'm surprised that you didn't sign up with your real name

im on a vpn

 

[Axiom.]

im on a vpn

You're lucky you're young kid, just wait.

 

[Seija Kijin]

Something very sad about seeing a child this stupid be wholly ignorant of their situation, life is going to come at you very fast and you’ll be unable to help yourself.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Something very sad about seeing a child this stupid be wholly ignorant of their situation, life is going to come at you very fast and you’ll be unable to help yourself.

Stupid? Nah, hubris is the right word. Zoey is somebody whose percieved life and actual life couldn't be more different, she believes that men are always chasing her because she's such a beautiful girl, for example. Hopefully her wake-up call comes in the form of getting wasted and lost in a part of town she doesn't know, having to call her mom to pick her up, instead of getting her drugs laced/drink spiked and ending up God knows where with God knows what kind of people

 

[Vibe_Guy]

you’re just mad i’m pretty and people like me

In 12 years you will get a horrific reality check by a little something called time and biology.

Tick-tock

 

[unexpected onions]

im literally at a halloween party rn and you guys are just lazing around at home and you’re all so obsessed with me for no reason

Must have been a shitty party since you spent the whole time staring at your phone and posting here

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Must have been a shitty party since you spent the whole time staring at your phone and posting here

under the penalty of ass rape to death by polar bear, i swear i was at the party.
everyone sat in a circle while browsing their phone.
i wanked into the punch bowl, clogged the shitter and went to a bar.

Something very sad about seeing a child this stupid be wholly ignorant of their situation, life is going to come at you very fast and you’ll be unable to help yourself.

fatherless syndrome with a splash of wine mom who doesnt care does that.

 

[Itsnatsutalbott]

im on a child porn site. Can my thread please become a big, big one?

 

[Racist Parrot]

This has been enjoyable.

 

[Itsnatsutalbott]

Please, oh please. I just want to be a big lolcow. I want to be the new Amberlynn Reid. Please. Can everyone please post this thread to a bigger one so they can all see it?