🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Its Vladi Bby]

As somebody who's been pretty on and off, it's pretty enjoyable, not as good as the first 5 days of S2 but as soon as the rugpull happens it's going to be a fucking trip. There's still a lot of good content even if they're trying to be as normalfag as possible (Alex, Burt giving drugs to Alex, etc.) so it's not as unbearable as if they just went full Big Brother.

Some of these contestants are clearly NOT FUCKING NORMAL so when shit finally ramps up and assuming Jet doesn't fuck this up and kick off the most interesting people like the last seasons, it's going to be good.

Definitely agree. S2 had a lot of luls and "production told me to" BS, but the first week was some of the best Fishtank shit ever.

I can't wait to see how these guys react when they here there is no Hulu deal

 

[Marche]

Did Ted dump Burt?

 

[Death by Divine Kiss]

Alexis just admitted in the Confessional that she is 48 years old.

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She said 28 but we all know thats a lie.

 

[snort inquisition]

You can see Payton's face scrunch up in disgust when cymbal just touches her leg for no reason.
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How can he touch sar? How can he touch?

he's been touching all of them it's weird as fuck honestly even though i expect it and know he's a pest

 

[jenna raiding]

Ian and the group spend 15 minutes teaching him the names of everybody because he forgot/doesn't know. He'll correctly name one then a minute later calls them something else. He only knew the name Binx but i think he's getting the hang of it now.
NVM he just called Smaack Binx, his brains fucking fried lol

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I almost feel like I'm watching a season of big brother, which makes me feel gay and stupid.

I willingly watched a big, naked, mentally ill black man oil up his ass cheeks and donger, which makes me feel gay and stupid. S3 has been the most entertaining the show's been for me since S1 Jon kicked that hole in the wall tho.

 

[SpergChud]

She said 28 but we all know thats a lie.

She said that Alex at 36 is 10 years younger than her, then said she's 48. Its possible I misheard but I'm 90% sure.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Here's what Burt was singing in the kitchen. The song World Burn from the Mean Girls musical.

Spoiler: Lyrics

My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I will grind you to sand
Beneath my Louboutin heel
This is what I get for helping
Helping someone lame fit in
Cady Heron, enjoy your temporary win, mmm

My name is Regina George
This girl is a fugly cow
Hey Cady, how you like me now?

I wanna watch the world burn
I brought the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone get mean
I wanna watch the world burn
I got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone get mean

Cady, time to watch your back
Cady, time to turn and cough
Because you took me down
But you didn't finish me off
My name is Regina George
And in case you're keeping score
Cady may have won the battle
But I will win the war

I wanna watch the world burn
(Trang Pham is a grotsky biotch)
I got the gasoline
(Ms. Norbury's a drug pusher)
Mm, I wanna make the world burn
(Janis is a pyro les)
Regina is a fugly cow
Regina is a fugly cow
You wrote this
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa

I wanna watch the world burn
I brought the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone turn mean
Mean
Mean

I wanna watch the world burn
I wanna make the world turn
So mean
I wanna watch the world burn

 

[Death by Divine Kiss]

She said that Alex at 36 is 10 years younger than her, then said she's 48. Its possible I misheard but I'm 90% sure.

Alex is "26" as far as she knows.

 

[foam rolla]

I'm looking forward to production and TTS putting the boot into the women. They're boring, gossipy and have a retarded hivemind. They also have too much power as a collective especially when you combine the sissy black guy and Ted and they need to be thinned out.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

I'm looking forward to production and TTS putting the boot into the women. They're boring, gossipy and have a retarded hivemind. They also have too much power as a collective especially when you combine the sissy black guy and Ted and they need to be thinned out.

I don't know what the meta is on these types of shows.. but why would you ever go along with the scheming? I would always vote differently and just say I voted otherwise.

 

[Stoneheart]

My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I will grind you to sand
Beneath my Louboutin heel

did that musical come out before or after the cleveland show?

 

[SpergChud]

Alex is "26" as far as she knows.

Thats what they said initially but with as much as theyve been talking, i think they may know each others real ages

 

[Okinawa Whore]

Found a video of Burt 5 years ago

Link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUYt60YfZQ

 

[Mörkö]

Found a video of Burt 5 years ago

Link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUYt60YfZQ

I was skeptical until I saw this shot

 

[neger psykolog]

I almost feel like I'm watching a season of big brother, which makes me feel gay and stupid.

Did Big Brother ever have a 160 IQ mensa schizophrenic big black bull BBC cuckold master who feeds people his antipsychotic medications and profusely publicly masturbates? I think not, and you can't exactly leave that this out of your cliff notes.

 

[Mr Sister]

what the fuck does he keep pointing at

it seems he is replaying ben interrupting him

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Gayben (hah get it?) just interrupted Burt mid goon and said to not give Alex any more pills.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Are all the streams down??

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

I don't know what the meta is on these types of shows.. but why would you ever go along with the scheming? I would always vote differently and just say I voted otherwise.

The meta is to always agree to be a part of the alliance and only go against it if there is a bigger alliance to join, otherwise you become the immediate target. LeRon and Alexia are the most aggressive and something like half the house isn't really playing.. We're only talking about 9 people here so if someone breaks ranks it becomes obvious pretty quickly, and over a 24/7 cycle even these fools will figure it out eventually.

Only LeRon or Alexia could really get away with throwing a vote wrong because so much of the house is following their tune, they could just pin it on someone on the outs, which would be useful to setup the next target. Of course, that's all given a typical reality show set-up.

Are all the streams down??

Working for me.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Halloween night ends with an intoxicated Ian and Binx connecting over being native Spanish speakers, and seeming to form a genuine bond.
Physically connecting in the confessional they share their thoughts on various contestants.
Not to be denied his precious pussy, Symbol proceeds to shadow the two for the remainder of the night and reminds Ian that the contract forbids him from "Getting what he wants."
Ian returns to his throne. (the couch)

EDIT:
To ensure a drunken Ian can sleep safely Mizzy and Binx attempt to move him to bedroom 3 where he unknowingly crashes in the bed Burt came in hours earlier.