🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

How will we even know when he finally dies? If you're the Mexican cop who finds Ralph's body in some hotel room somewhere, who do you call?

Animal control, because you don't know how a bloated dead pig somehow wound up in a bed in your hotel.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

At this rate he's going to be Ricky Berwick by next year.

Nah, Ricky Berwick can make you laugh on purpose.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nah, Ricky Berwick can make you laugh on purpose.

Hotwheels it is then...

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy is mentioned in the Domini Canes Groyper Groupchat Leak from Milo.

IT'S NOT TROOOOOO he frantically types with his remaining trotter, tears streaming down the rosacea covered pig skin.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Piggy is mentioned in the Domini Canes Groyper Groupchat Leak from Milo.
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IT'S NOT TROOOOOO he frantically types with his remaining trotter, tears streaming down the rosacea covered pig skin.

The Ralph cycle continues.

Denial-"It's not true!"
Anger- "As a matter of fact, I'll bet it was YOU!"
Depression- "You're gonna make me cry"
Bargaining- "If you want to know the truth about it"
Acceptance- "Does that make you mad?"

 

[Red Frida]

Oh nevermind (for now):

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1851673113219498404 https://archive.ph/M8PIa Edit to add: .ph is slow, so https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SCK61

If that isn't a wake up call to get off the substances, piggy is doomed.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If that isn't a wake up call to get off the substances, piggy is doomed.

Substances is all piggy has left to rely upon, Substances will never leave piggy.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

it's crazy how leaked DMs about Ralph are always people lying but leaked DMs about his enemies are 100% verified and a featured topic on the killstream. The world is just so unfair to Ralph.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

it's crazy how leaked DMs about Ralph are always people lying but leaked DMs about his enemies are 100% verified and a featured topic on the killstream. The world is just so unfair to Ralph.

Ralph dindu nuffin, he's a good boy. Just needed money for them pharmaceutical programs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“If you alogs on kiwi farm knew anything you’d know those are private heated moments that leaked without context. But I guess you all fall for the kayfabe”

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

“If you alogs on kiwi farm knew anything you’d know those are private heated moments that leaked without context. But I guess you all fall for the kayfabe”

Of heem at his lowest point.

 

[Die For Me!]

Instead of doing a morning show that he promised, Ralph has instead decided to do a goon-vestigation no one asked for:

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[Rage Pig]

Didn't he announce this huge scoop that he'd unveil on his big Halloween stream today? Won't happen, trotter inspection imminent.

Yeah piggy it's a total mystery why Rufo would block a disgusting pig that wants to roll around in dirt and shit.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Won't happen, trotter inspection imminent.

He's got a long evening of seething at a hat merchant having a real Halloween steam planned.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Instead of doing a morning show that he promised, Ralph has instead decided to do a goon-vestigation no one asked for:
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We all know Ralph has a photograpic eidetic memory when it comes to pornography and porn stars. Did I say Ralph? I meant JCeaser187

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Didn't he announce this huge scoop that he'd unveil on his big Halloween stream today? Won't happen, trotter inspection imminent.
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Yeah piggy it's a total mystery why Rufo would block a disgusting pig that wants to roll around in dirt and shit.
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This encapsulates it better than I ever could.

"I love spreading unfounded rumors about people."

"Fuck Kiwifarms for spreading unfounded rumors about me!"

 

[Die For Me!]

Didn't he announce this huge scoop that he'd unveil on his big Halloween strea

For those who didn't tune into yesterday's trash fire, Ralph has delayed the a-log bombshell to next week.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

For those who didn't tune into yesterday's trash fire, Ralph has delayed the a-log bombshell to next week.

So, statistically, that's for everyone. Thank you for your service.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

For those who didn't tune into yesterday's trash fire, Ralph has delayed the a-log bombshell to next week.

Lol so he's gonna use a week to figure out what he can pass off as a big reveal.

 

[Die For Me!]

Despite his claims on Thursday that he would not need surgery, and even demanding @Haru Okumura bet 50 bucks on this claim, it appears his doctors visit today has Ralph considering surgery anyway:

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Ralph is very giddy about how his favorite pass time (porn) has led to him breaking a goon-tastic story

Julian Assange got nothing on the Ralphamale:

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Ralph confirms today's goon-vestigation involved watching interracial pornography

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