🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[AssignedEva]

The funniest part of Wifi trying to feel her up in confessional is that it was while they were talking about Luke touching him without asking. "I was just... thinking because you said 'you said he couldnt touch me" "no wan can touch me. No touching. In the contract" Yeah? No touching? You keep rubbing her thigh while she frowns. Some highlights include him insisting he 'have visual plan with her' and 'make visual plan with no cameras'. When asked what the hell that means and how they can do that with all the cameras, he says "i.. whisper.... and we can go in bathroom together..." So fucking creepy.

What's that Hemmingway quote again?

"He had the eyes of an unsuccessful rapist"

 

[Blackstar]

 

[foam rolla]

I can't sleep > Have you tried sleeping? > I've been up for like two days > I can't sleep > Have you tried sleeping? > I've been up for like two days > I can't sleep > Have you tried sleeping? > I've been up for like two days > I can't sleep > Have you tried sleeping? > I've been up for like two days > I can't sleep > Have you tried sleeping? > I've been up for like two days > I can't sleep > Have you tried sleeping? > I've been up for like two days > I can't sleep > Have you tried sleeping? > I've been up for like two days

 

[David Spadem]

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Makes sense, best to make him a freeloader as that's what he is in real life, a stoner benefiting from Disabilty Payments robbing American Tax Payers to facilitate his way of life.

EDIT: Most likely why he has a fan base as a good amount of viewers align with his no fuck, no effort neet routine

 

[Polska krowa]

Content King Ian is currently cheffing up a culinary masterpiece:
- In one pan he has frozen fries burning, with a bunch of unwashed asparagus (without woody ends removed) sitting on top
- In the other he has his shitty vegan burgers

Everything is absolutely smothered in salt and salt-based seasonings

The end product (all of the powder on the spatula is salt):


THIS SHIT GUD BRO


Edit: Ian has finally admitted that the food is gross. The king reigns supreme

 

[foam rolla]

Ian knows this game ain't a sprint, it's a marathon.

 

[Forest Person]

Meanwhile, Burt has gone around the kitchen island about 30 times having 3 simultaneous conversations with himself.

 

[foam rolla]

Burt going for his early morning stroll.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Holy shit. Just waking up to review all the jeet footage I missed last night. These girls are too dumb to be able to verbalize or understand that this guy WILL rape them given the choice. There's no big emotional meeting about it unlike Pots and Pans Luke, the Scariest Man Alive.

Combination of the fact 1. Women can't sense real danger, only imagined and 2. They don't see the jeet as physically intimidating, just repulsive

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Found a video of Burt 5 years ago

this is actually sort of sad, this nigga is just a black Terry Davis.

I am not anywhere near well versed in law, so what are the limits of physical contact with the contestants and future freeloaders.

"you signed the contract bud" and thats what the lawyer says which leads to any lawsuit being thrown out. Wipeout has literally led to millions in medical damages that production doesn't ever have to pay out to contestants because of the contract. From what i've seen of reality shows like temptation island and bachelor pad and others these people are signing up knowing they might get naked and be touched by people. Its a big reason Girls Gone Wild was untouchable, if you're 18 and sign a contract its your fault, even if they get you to sign it beforehand. the GirlsDoPorn guys were able to go over a decade basically raping women because despite signing the contracts while drunk or drugged the judges weren't willing to let the cases go through for years. Thats the other part, the amount of cash and law fees needed to actually strike back against these companies aren't usually in the grasp of someone agreeing to be on a reality show. So they can get away with a lot without any real retaliation.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

Even if they did sue the production which is unlikely, they will have the Fishtank property set up as a completely separate business from MDE/Hyde personally so the money they could extract and damage to Hyde would be very minimal.

 

[Marche]

So is Alexis kid a mutt?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The building up of Simbal as the season's most hated character is nothing short of magnificent. All production has to do is put him in situations where he's alone with women, or interacting with stronger men, and his natural jeetness takes care of the rest, whether he's creeping on the girls or seething at being mogged by a more dominant man (read: any man who isn't a jeet). Everything he's been in is complete gold from a narrative perspective. It's been said that 90% of a reality show is in the casting and this jeet is living proof. The way they've been gassing him up, humiliating him, and gassing him up again has worked really well so far too. He's humiliated enough to entertain us but not enough to make him bitch out and quit the show, while also increasing his confidence for further humiliation. Bravo, Jet, now just don't fuck it up.

 

[Shek$il]

The Jeet is my favorite villain, and his humiliation needs to be nice and long. Hopefully Sam has him in a leather jacket some more and makes awful, long AI poems a recurring theme. Being Simbal is striking out with the ladies and got mogged by King Ian, he's probably feeling spiteful enough to do it.

Possibly unpopular opinion, but Burt just isn't doing it for me. Too many posts of him jerking off or being naked. He's a fuck-freak and it got old quickly. The funniest thing he's done is illegally drugging the monkeyman.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Possibly unpopular opinion, but Burt just isn't doing it for me. Too many posts of him jerking off or being naked. He's a fuck-freak and it got old quickly. The funniest thing he's done is illegally drugging the monkeyman.

Burt is a compelling character to me because he has a lot of moments where it seems he is being a genuine, caring person who you can tell is intelligent just by the way he speaks and his verbiage (even if he does stumble over his words a bit). This is perfectly juxtaposed with him being a schizo gay sex pest who fantasizes about rape and murder.

You can see the battle between good and evil happen every day with Burt and it's completely transparent because of the schizo babble. The jerking off is just part of that battle - although I personally usually swap rooms once I know it's happening.

He is like "duality of man" personified, and IMO the most interesting contestant on Fishtank yet.

 

[neger psykolog]

Content King Ian is currently cheffing up a culinary masterpiece:
- In one pan he has frozen fries burning, with a bunch of unwashed asparagus (without woody ends removed) sitting on top
- In the other he has his shitty vegan burgers

Everything is absolutely smothered in salt and salt-based seasonings
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The end product (all of the powder on the spatula is salt):
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THIS SHIT GUD BRO
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Edit: Ian has finally admitted that the food is gross. The king reigns supreme
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Jesus christ that is more salt than the amount of sugar DSP put into his pasta sauce. And that was a lot.

 

[Polska krowa]

Jesus christ that is more salt than the amount of sugar DSP put into his pasta sauce. And that was a lot.

That video has like 1/4 of what he put on the burgers in total. He also put like 10x that on the fries before putting the asparagus on top and adding even more.

Edit: also not factoring in the onion salt, celery salt, garlic salt, and (likely salt-based) seasoning he added, too.

 

[neger psykolog]

"you signed the contract bud" and thats what the lawyer says which leads to any lawsuit being thrown out. Wipeout has literally led to millions in medical damages that production doesn't ever have to pay out to contestants because of the contract. From what i've seen of reality shows like temptation island and bachelor pad and others these people are signing up knowing they might get naked and be touched by people. Its a big reason Girls Gone Wild was untouchable, if you're 18 and sign a contract its your fault, even if they get you to sign it beforehand. the GirlsDoPorn guys were able to go over a decade basically raping women because despite signing the contracts while drunk or drugged the judges weren't willing to let the cases go through for years. Thats the other part, the amount of cash and law fees needed to actually strike back against these companies aren't usually in the grasp of someone agreeing to be on a reality show. So they can get away with a lot without any real retaliation.

Nudity and sexual touch is one thing, but when it comes to "physical touch" (fighting) I am fairly certain that it has implications for the type of insurance coverage the show needs. From what I recall in season 1 they initially started with no alcohol and then found that alcohol really had to be there and I believe they had to up their insurance coverage on account of that. I am also pretty sure they can't just randomly let fights etc get too physical without intervening.

It's also the case that since they have alcohol (at least I think they do this season?) they have some sort of duty of care and responsibility when it comes to the consequences of that.

But maybe its possible they also put the "no physical contact" thing in the contract just to set a very clear boundary for the kind of people that would try to sucker punch someone or something like that.

In S1 they had a weird way of wording it where basically if you physically touch someone and they "consent" to it (like you shove them and then they shove you back) its entirely kosher. But if you shove someone and they don't shove you back then there is a problem.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Nudity and sexual touch is one thing, but when it comes to "physical touch" (fighting) I am fairly certain that it has implications for the type of insurance coverage the show needs. From what I recall in season 1 they initially started with no alcohol and then found that alcohol really had to be there and I believe they had to up their insurance coverage on account of that. I am also pretty sure they can't just randomly let fights etc get too physical without intervening.

maybe i am a retard but i remember sam (possibly joking) that they did season 1 or 2 without insurance cause they couldn't afford it

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

But if you shove someone and they don't shove you back then there is a problem.

This is where getting a veteran of reality shows or even 2000s Springer would have been a great move, there's a way to talk to someone in the heat of the moment to make sure they always shove back or throw something or does something else that fucks them out of sueing. the Jerry Springer show was a lot like Wrestling but instead of choregraphed stunts its behind the scenes manipulations done by some of the best for almost no money or respect, they pulled off insane shit to make sure a trashy show was able to stay on the air and be insanely entertaining.

Like as neat as it might be to start your entire enterprise from the bottom up without knowing anything about anything. For fucks sake at least listen to the experts.