Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

I'm sure old news, but I recently stumbled on this Christian gamer commenter chick Melonie Mac talking about how Nick can still find salvation if he humbles himself before God, and accepts Christ. Yes that is true, but what she doesn't seem to comprehend is that a pathological narcissist has given themselves over to a reprobate mind, and that is detestable to God. Nick is beyond redemption because he cannot show any contrition, so sincere repentance is off the table unless God decides to force it on him like he did Saul/Paul, King Nebuchadnezzar II etc, and all the well meaning prayers in the world are not going to change who he is.

Melonie says that Nick can gain forgiveness after starving his kids and giving one of them cocaine, lying, committing adultery, and countless other sins, but 2 men should be publicly executed if they kiss.

Melonie is a 2005 fedora atheist invented Christian stereotype but real.

 

[DickMain]

Where else do you go from this?

Court, if history is anything to go by.

 

[repentance]

"I didn't have custody of my daughter in the time I could get a meaningful counter-test."

It's not called a "counter-test," faggot. It would be called a retest. You would only call it a counter-test if you wanted to pay for the results to come out a certain way advantageous to you. Which you obviously would.

He didn't need any additional samples taken. He just needed to have one of the retained samples (the specimen to be tested is divided in such a way that there is always untested material retained and if you know in advance that testing is going to be done you can even request more additional samples be taken) sent to a lab of his choice.

Nor did he need physical custody of his daughter to arrange independent follow up tests if he didn't organise having the original samples independently tested in time.

Considering that his own viewers followed court proceedings for entertainment, it's laughable him trying to imply that K not being a "concerned citizen" would be in any way relevant. There's no requirement that members of the public who observe court proceedings do so for noble motives. You're perfectly free to do so in order to laugh at the retards if you want.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You have to be embarrassingly intoxicated to think that if you've spent a single minute in the cuck corner with your balls in a weird little cuck cage called a "Balldo," watching some other dude rail your wife, that you somehow get any say in what is "cool."

Are you sure? What if he wasn’t really watching his wife get railed, but was just weirdly staring at the guys’ penis?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

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Looks like at least one of nick's comments got deleted. Weird.

Memecopium also getting flak... Not sure as to the lore behind this (crossposted in lawtube thread).

 

[God's strongest milkman]

All of his recent Twitter fights and childish insults makes me think he's going to transition into his "king of hate" era soon, I think he's gonna be the next Ralph but more passive aggressive and smug.

Just fighting and attacking anyone he can to maintain an audience and attention. Although more like a "Destiny wannabee debater" than Ralphs wrastle villain shtick.

 

[Peace Through Power]

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Looks like at least one of nick's comments got deleted. Weird.

It's still visible if you change the comments to sort by newest first

 

[Schwarzwald]

But seriously, this non-lawyer non-streamer retard can't even start up a stream!

Non-practicing non-Catholic, non-practicing non-lawyer, non-streaming non-streamer.

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean, there was a feature-length documentary on the subject...

Also, big-mouthed Coomalot claimed it was a $20,000 a month habit.

Now maybe Coomy is full of shit (I mean, he often is), but Nick is aware Coomy said that, and didn't correct him. He just sheepishly told Coomy to STFU.

He already has back to back lolcow of the year in the bag but Rekieta can’t stop putting in that work to make it a lifetime achievement. This isn’t even fair to the other cows at this point

Bossman Jack is gonna have to straight-up kill somebody if he wants to nab 2024.

Sorry if i somebody else brought this up... but shouldnt the title of nicks thread say "ex lawyer" or something to that extent since he is no longer a non practicing lawyer
Edit grammar mistake

I'm sure it'll be changed soon enough. Either @Himedall All-seeing Waifu or a janny can do it.

 

[AnOminous]

That he now spends every moment of every day just screaming nonsense at the internet kind of shows how bad things inside the house must be. He also so messed up that streaming isn't even possible anymore.

This drugged out dumbfuck seems to think he can just make up a new retarded lie every day that contradicts his previous lies and nobody will notice.

 

[BradCarter]

Fuck your merchandise idea null. Invest in a Minnesota shovel company. At the rate nick is digging this hole you'll make more money than his coke dealer.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

You're perfectly free to do so in order to laugh at the retards if you want.

It’s been an American tradition since colonial times to court watch. How else do you get the hot gossip for teatimes?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It’s been an American tradition since colonial times to court watch. How else do you get the hot gossip for teatimes?

"And then after he called His Honor the Judge a nerd..he was sentenced to a life sentence."

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Memecopium also getting flak... Not sure as to the lore behind this (crossposted in lawtube thread).View attachment 6587438

Meme Copium isn't getting flak, it's just one retard that says "hur dur he'll become a lolcow because he made fun of my e-daddy". Retards always do this, provide nothing on why someone is a cow, and then continue to run around screaching about said person.

Aaron does ad reads for Stoney's Bar and Grill in Rockville, MN. They have $2 cans on Thursday. Sean aka Potentionally Criminal started doing joke ad reads on his show. Doing them much better than Aaron imo. Other people have started turning the Stoney's ad read into a bit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He is straight up patposting now... holy shit!

No child, I'm not, and no child, I don't. Those are your fantasies again.

Enjoy Prison.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rest in peace, good ceiling cat. He's gone. Rekieta only has the evil ceiling cat to listen to now...

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Meme Copium isn't getting flak, it's just one retard that says "hur dur he'll become a lolcow because he made fun of my e-daddy". Retards always do this, provide nothing on why someone is a cow, and then continue to run around screaching about said person.

I'm more interested in his statement that meme got banned (from Stoneys)?

 

[daffodils]

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

Oh, no! What will happen to the clients he still had as of October 7th?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

You have to be embarrassingly intoxicated to think that if you've spent a single minute in the cuck corner with your balls in a weird little cuck cage called a "Balldo," watching some other dude rail your wife, that you somehow get any say in what is "cool."

The guy calls people nerds while casually saying he bonded with Jamaican bulls over anime and cooking. Nick, this is why you win lolcow. Everything you say sounds insane

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Non-practicing non-Catholic, non-practicing non-lawyer, non-streaming non-streamer.

Non practicing family man.

Actually what does he even do anymore? Like treating his incredibly blatant lie about being sober as true for a moment he is now in a home, with no job, no streaming, no kids, possibly no wife, according to him no April (also bullshit), sober (lol) and only occasionally showing his ass on Twitter. What does he do all day? Just mald and make his court case harder to win?

This drugged out dumbfuck seems to think he can just make up a new retarded lie every day that contradicts his previous lies and nobody will notice.

I'm telling you he's going to become the next Ralph, Ralphs contradicts himself and is the world's biggest hypocrite like every five minutes and he's done it SO often that no one cares anymore. You call Ralph a hypocrite or a lier and he just goes "whatcha gonna do BISH?" And that's the end of that, like water of a ducks back.

At this point Nick might as well be a deadbeat dad, he's an addict, he lies constantly, he's sexually gross, he's about to be a felon, they both are unemployed non lawyers and there's some deeply unpleasant sexually explicit photos of him online. Ralph is his future

Fuck your merchandise idea null. Invest in a Minnesota shovel company. At the rate nick is digging this hole you'll make more money than his coke dealer.

I have an idea, listen to this. MATI Branded Breathalyzer. It's got a drunk slobbermutt on it and you take it and breathe into it and if above the legal limit it plays a voice clip from either Ralph or rekeita. If below the legal limit it calls you a fucking nerd. I demand royalties if this idea is used.