Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 85 27.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 49 15.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 110 35.3%
  • Total voters
    312
♂CANAM productions♂ said:
I'm more interested in his statement that meme got banned (from Stoneys)?
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It's just banter and shitposting.

I highly doubt Stoney's located in Rockville, MN would be banning a small time streamer, that lives in Japan, from their establishment, without ever stepping foot in there.
 
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Captain Manning said:
BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

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I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I keeping checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
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Guess it’s time for Nick to have a new opening line.
 
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Spergichu said:
Can't wait to hear how Rekieta, the sole proprietor of a law firm named Rekieta Law, was never actually a lawyer just like how his Youtube channel of the same name was never a law channel.
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I was never a lawyer, little baby child, and my name was never Nick Rekieta. Those are merely your delusions, child. You have been informed, many thousands of times, that my channel was never a law channel, and you will stop referring to it as a law channel immediately.

Wait for the knock.
 
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Oh no Rekeita-bros, I think I found out why Nick failed to complete his CLE’s:
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Please forgive my phone posting I’m not at home right now. Also, I know the range for his CLE requirement probably disqualifies him from this particular criterion.
 
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Captain Manning said:
BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

View attachment 6587095

I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I keeping checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
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Owes fines, owes property taxes, owes bar fees, lapsed registration, lapsed insurance. Bet he owed his dealer money as well. But he can pay the tattoo artist!
 
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Captain Manning said:
BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

View attachment 6587095

I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I keeping checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
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Fuck me! Now I have to change the title card on the video I have been slowly working on to Balldo Attorney: non-practicing non-lawyer :story:
He should tattoo the N onto his forehead like Dr Neo Cortex to go along with his other horrible tattoo ideas. But his N would stand for Non-practicer, Non-lawyer, Non-streaming streamer, Non-Catholic, Non-monogamous, etc.
N nick.pngNon practicer non lawyer.png
 
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