Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

RotSpaniel Dogs

Thats like a cross between a Rottweiler and a Spaniel.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I think most of us remember the story of the fucking disgusting troon who was 'dysphoric' and implicitly envious of his sister who suffered some form of SA at the hands of their rapey uncle.

This got me wondering if there are any pooner-equivalent stories, in which a lil' dood feels all dysphoric after dodging one of the shittier aspects of manhood? Like maybe one got dysphoria after winning a custody battle, or when she didn't get her jaw broken in a bar brawl, or kept her house and pets in a divorce, or avoided military draft, or didn't have to adopt the foetal position and vomit after being kicked in her fake balls, etc.

I'm sure there must be some out there, given that complaining about stupid shit is a tranny's favourite pass time. Aside from cooming.

Closest I could find was this:



"Please hate us too!"

 

[Hassou Tobi]

or didn't have to adopt the foetal position and vomit after being kicked in her fake balls.

I vaguely remember a pooner being upset and "dysphoric" after she overheard two guys talking about the pain of being kicked in the balls haha.

Pretty sure also the inner Karen came out and she complained how "people should be mindful about gendered talk like this in public and think how it might upset people."

 

[grimacefetishist]

Trannies hate the rape by deception point because they think it opens up the path to kill em, but they are the ones who wanna fuck men who will kill them for not being told they are with a troon. Their fantasy is to have sex with people who dont want them (rape) and they will call you a monster for finding it gross.

They wanted to be women, they don't get to pick and chose which parts of being a women they want.

"Will spending time with these people be a threat to my life or well being?"

Some people just aren't built right to have to consider this aspect of life as often as most women do. I'd like to say I told you so to these men, but they're the kind of people who, without the dysphoria, would fly out to Argentina for tradpuss and get murdered.

They're not retarded because they're men, they're trans because they're willfully ignorant of other peoples' minds.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Gelly's made another post on r/depression. He gets a panic attack right before a job interview so leaves. It has been almost two weeks since the incident.

Poor ol' Geller. I can somewhat understand his Dad booting him out of the nest at 19. If he's not going to go get a degree somewhere after high school then there's no time like the present for something like that. But Dad should have prepared him better. Like making him get a job when he was younger. Or at least before he got the apartment. And Dad should have known that his other issues could possibly eat him alive if he encountered difficulties with the basics. It sure sounds like his depression, eating disorder, etc., have been around for a while. And contrary to popular belief, his gender affirming medical care didn't resolve them.

Gelly is not prepared for real life. No emotional resiliency. No problem solving or critical thinking skills. No sense of responsibility or consequences. Rescheduling his job interview over and over without concern was very interesting to me. (?!) After that panic attack he just went home. There was no mention of making his missed appointment with Amazon right either. So he's probably burned that bridge. Which he will lament later.

It makes ya wonder what Good Old Dad was thinking, giving Gelly a trial by fire like that. Off on his own with very little support. Or structure. Or skills. Even if he wasn't lied to his whole life with the gender identity bullshit, that would have been a challenge. A recipe for failure, really. Would Dad have sent a T&H daughter off by her lonesome into the big world at 19 in the same way?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Poor ol' Geller. I can somewhat understand his Dad booting him out of the nest at 19. If he's not going to go get a degree somewhere after high school then there's no time like the present for something like that. But Dad should have prepared him better. Like making him get a job when he was younger. Or at least before he got the apartment. And Dad should have known that his other issues could possibly eat him alive if he encountered difficulties with the basics. It sure sounds like his depression, eating disorder, etc., have been around for a while. And contrary to popular belief, his gender affirming medical care didn't resolve them.

Gelly is not prepared for real life. No emotional resiliency. No problem solving or critical thinking skills. No sense of responsibility or consequences. Rescheduling his job interview over and over without concern was very interesting to me. (?!) After that panic attack he just went home. There was no mention of making his missed appointment with Amazon right either. So he's probably burned that bridge. Which he will lament later.

It makes ya wonder what Good Old Dad was thinking, giving Gelly a trial by fire like that. Off on his own with very little support. Or structure. Or skills. Even if he wasn't lied to his whole life with the gender identity bullshit, that would have been a challenge. A recipe for failure, really. Would Dad have sent a T&H daughter off by her lonesome into the big world at 19 in the same way?

If I read it right it was Gelly's idea to move to a completely different city far away from his support structure or anyone who might recognize him specifically because he wanted to hide his status as a be-'ditched eunuch and eventually trick some poor unsuspecting bastard into marrying him, all the while never disclosing he is a man.
His immaturity and unfitness for real life shows that he ever thought that was viable, but he's been lied to constantly about how he's a real woman, and his colon slime assgina is indistinguishable from the real thing.

It's clear though that he is utterly unfit for living alone, especially in a place far from his support structure, so you're right in that I have no clue what the fuck his family was thinking.

Spoiler: Ol' Geller and Going to see the Rabbits

Good one on the "ol' Geller" name though, the kindest thing at this point would be to put this poor fuck out of his misery. It sounds like being clocked has totally shook everything he believed, the danger I can see him facing is if he allows the Cult hugbox to keep him from climbing out the bucket, he gets his shit back together, and goes back to trying to deceptively molest strange men. You see the effect a firm, but way kinder than he deserved, rejection has had on him. A severe beating, that he's liable to get if he keeps that shit up... what would that do to him?

He needs to move back with his Mom. It sounds like she was opposed to this Troon shit from the start until his creepy fucking Dad out moneyed her in the courts, he's safer with her.
I'm convinced his Dad is the Liev Shrieber type, and turned out his own little boy because he's got a sick fetish.
That fuck wants nailing to a tree and using for target practice.

 

[Sean Andalou]

On the need for terminological exactitude when dealing with percentages.


Reddit -- Archive

 

[AfghanBlue]

Thats like a cross between a Rottweiler and a Spaniel.

Spoiler: nsfw

'40+'
41, perchance?

 

[AMHOLIO]

And Dad should have known that his other issues could possibly eat him alive if he encountered difficulties with the basics. It sure sounds like his depression, eating disorder, etc., have been around for a while. And contrary to popular belief, his gender affirming medical care didn't resolve them.

If his dad were smarter he wouldn't have trooned out his son he might have sent him off to one of those types of colleges where women shop for husbands who are on their way to earn big money. It's not impossible for him to be a troon and get a husband (see: Brianna Wu), it's just more difficult. Being put in a college situation where he tackles an easy degree until he nets himself a man who is gay but doesn't want to admit it would have been thr better option. It's not the best option, the best would have been to teach son real world skills and not just focus on his troon studies, but again, it would be better than letting him roam free.

I really hope he goes back to his mom or therapy soon. It's not a good time for him and the longer he waits, the worse it will get since he clearly does not have the control needed to do so.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

If his dad were smarter he wouldn't have trooned out his son he might have sent him off to one of those types of colleges where women shop for husbands who are on their way to earn big money. It's not impossible for him to be a troon and get a husband (see: Brianna Wu), it's just more difficult.

This was a boomer/gen x thing, it doesn't really exist anymore. Barely any zoomers get married in college and certainly not to a troon. Frank Wu is a submissive gay man who enjoys getting pegged by an overtly masculine "woman" (a common gay fetish with a lot of demand and virtually no supply). Femboy bottoms like our Gelly here are a dime a dozen on grindr and can barely hookups (they usually have to lie about being verse) let alone a relationship, let alone a fucking marriage to a rich guy.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

he might have sent him off to one of those types of colleges where women shop for husbands who are on their way to earn big money.

Any sort of college would have been a good idea for a more gradual entry into the nasty and cruel world. Granted, he would have gotten more affirmation bullshit, and stalled the inevitable, but he might have gotten some sexual experiences, a friendship or two, and some perspective. Maybe even a mentor.

It really is puzzling that they didn’t go that route. Even a commuter community college situation would have been a better call for him.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

nope

Spoiler that shit please.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Very shocked to stumble across this community-wide Tranny L. Did you know 15% of trans people have Long Covid?

https://archive.md/QU2bX

Remember to wear a mask, people! Otherwise, a majority of brave trans people will get long covid. Can you imagine? Troons being confined to their houses, whining all the time about invented bullshit, and utterly useless to society? An utter nightmare scenario that hopefully will never come to pass!

Also on Bluesky, found this retard whining and suicide baiting because no one is sending him money:

https://archive.md/j1Swh

https://archive.md/Xww80

https://archive.md/Yieyr

But by far the scariest and most shocking L of this story, far surpassing all other scares of the 2024 Halloween season, is that this man is apparently 20 years old:

https://archive.md/3rceR

How does this even happen? I know AGPs seem to have higher testosterone than most men, but can that cause some type of advanced aging?

 

[FinnSven]

Very shocked to stumble across this community-wide Tranny L. Did you know 15% of trans people have Long Covid?

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https://archive.md/QU2bX

Remember to wear a mask, people! Otherwise, a majority of brave trans people will get long covid. Can you imagine? Troons being confined to their houses, whining all the time about invented bullshit, and utterly useless to society? An utter nightmare scenario that hopefully will never come to pass!

Also on Bluesky, found this retard whining and suicide baiting because no one is sending him money:

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https://archive.md/j1Swh

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https://archive.md/Xww80

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https://archive.md/Yieyr

But by far the scariest and most shocking L of this story, far surpassing all other scares of the 2024 Halloween season, is that this man is apparently 20 years old:

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https://archive.md/3rceR

How does this even happen? I know AGPs seem to have higher testosterone than most men, but can that cause some type of advanced aging?

It’s probably some reaction to estrogen.

If his dad were smarter he wouldn't have trooned out his son he might have sent him off to one of those types of colleges where women shop for husbands who are on their way to earn big money. It's not impossible for him to be a troon and get a husband (see: Brianna Wu), it's just more difficult. Being put in a college situation where he tackles an easy degree until he nets himself a man who is gay but doesn't want to admit it would have been thr better option. It's not the best option, the best would have been to teach son real world skills and not just focus on his troon studies, but again, it would be better than letting him roam free.

I really hope he goes back to his mom or therapy soon. It's not a good time for him and the longer he waits, the worse it will get since he clearly does not have the control needed to do so.

A horrible thought I just had is maybe Brianna Wu is behind Gilly?

As in Gelly being a Wu penned character which Wu has created in some kind of way of garnering sympathy for his own “struggle”?

 

[batteredpancakes]

Interesting gelly comment.

thanks, you're very nice. But idk what i like to do anymore. I used to skate almost every day. Now i can't bc of bottom surgery, it's made it too difficult. I like doing my nails but now it doesn't seem fun anymore, I tried doing my nails the other day and i felt nothing when i was done.

idk what i want to do with my life, I had plans and goals but they're all gone now.

I don't have any accomplishments, i did very well in school, that's it. I don't have any friends really, i had some in hs but we weren't very close. all I have is my parents. and they stress me out a lot even tho I love them a lot. my dad worries too much and is kind of controlling tbh. My mom also worries a lot. i don't think talking to them would help me rn.

idk what my best interest in mind is. i don't know anything anymore. I don't have any purpose anymore.

• Can't do sports anymore similar to Jazz Jennings
• Depressed
• No friends
• Admits father is controlling
• No purpose no goals

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

But by far the scariest and most shocking L of this story, far surpassing all other scares of the 2024 Halloween season, is that this man is apparently 20 years old

You can check out this pretty lady on her YouTube channel: -

https://www.youtube.com/@JDPlaysMoth/videos

Apparently he really is 20, as in one video posted 2 years ago, he takes a character quiz and enters his age as 18.

He's also posted some of the worst "let's play" content I've ever seen, where he literally stands in front of a TV playing BioShock for 45 minutes and you can barely see what's going on.

Maybe he could sell his games consoles, rack of video games, or vintage games/toys collection if he's really that desperate for money.....

 

[HalTurner]

Also on Bluesky, found this retard whining and suicide baiting because no one is sending him money:

This shit just pisses me off immensely. As a guy who’s actually disabled I still can’t imagine EVER taking to social media to beg for handouts then getting angry that my mutuals make me ask rather than just sending me constant “aid”

Even in my lowest of fucking lows Id never have the balls to be like this guy. TTD please.



I swear it’s always only black people that matter to progs. And black elephants I guess.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Interesting gelly comment.

• Can't do sports anymore similar to Jazz Jennings
• Depressed
• No friends
• Admits father is controlling
• No purpose no goals

• No dick & balls

 

[Narinder]

This shit just pisses me off immensely. As a guy who’s actually disabled I still can’t imagine EVER taking to social media to beg for handouts then getting angry that my mutuals make me ask rather than just sending me constant “aid”

Even in my lowest of fucking lows Id never have the balls to be like this guy. TTD please.

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I swear it’s always only black people that matter to progs. And black elephants I guess.

What the fuck is that thing on the right. Forget trying to figure out if it's male or female, I can't figure out what fucking genus that thing belongs to.

 

[Sean Andalou]

What the fuck is that thing on the right.

These two?


I'm guessing a male African American LARPing as female. But perhaps vice versa.
Are those two merely political allies or are they also lovers?