Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[cascadeplatinum]

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Imagine this as a background for a zoom meeting.

I would be delighted and maybe a little horrified if any of my clients recognized the scene. I’m downloading it for full consideration.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Brains just have fucktons of cholesterol.

Cholesterols like a protein man… like fish.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Only in death does retardation end JAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSHHHHIIIIIEEEEEE"
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"JAWSHIIIIE, THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!"

 

[Hennimore]

Jessica just called the Casper police live on her stream and told them that as of an hour ago Josh sent her texts threatening her life. Casper police told her to call her local police and make a report. The call is at the very beginning of the video. She also tells them that "he has 100k subscribers that I helped him get and is using them to harass me". She is also claiming that he never sent her any packages like the cow costume, the douche or other feminine hygiene products. She is however still claiming that he sent her Wendy's on the 30th.

 

[Your Landlord]

WHAT THE FUCK

Josh you poor fuck, run!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

WHAT THE FUCK

Josh you poor fuck, run!

You can't "win" against a BPDemon by engaging her, ignoring them is the only way to make one fuck off until she chooses another target. Cobes never stood a chance because he HAS to respond and react to every trole.

 

[Hennimore]

Oh also, I forgot to mention, Jessica claims that in September she made a domestic violence report on Josh but says she doesn't know what is going on with it.

 

[Molly Millions]

Yeah while you guys were like "OMEGALULZ SHE'LL NEVER CALL THE COPS W00T TEH PWN" she's actually called them several times

 

[GameratePTSD]

She just called him gay for Warlord.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Here's the deal, YouTube, the spongiform encephalopathy is gonna fix the Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome.

"Apparently the prions just flat-out died because King Cobra was so deficient in thiamine."

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She just called him gay for Warlord.
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She probably catalogued all the nasty shit the troles said about Cobes to use against him in the future.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Yeah while you guys were like "OMEGALULZ SHE'LL NEVER CALL THE COPS W00T TEH PWN" she's actually called them several times

What did it amount to? Fuck and all? Great thanks, let me know when someone gets cuffed.

 

[GameratePTSD]

 

[Puffers— the dead dragon]

What did it amount to? Fuck and all? Great thanks, let me know when someone gets cuffed.

She came back and just said she’s going down to the magistrate tomorrow.
I guess they told her to go there to proceed with the issue.

Then she spoke about how Josh came in Wormlord’s mouth.

 

[Molly Millions]

Then she spoke about how Josh came in Wormlord’s mouth.

Yeah Floorlord was able to stop yapping long enough to make a man erect

 

[PetiteFeet]

Whomsoever introduced NAL to KingcobraJFS, I wish you a very unmerry saturday(timezones) and a reverse circle of protection upon thee. Fuck sickos and fuck the paypigs.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Cobes never stood a chance because he HAS to respond and react to every trole.

"I have no mouth but I must responce, trole."

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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"I have no mouth but I must responce, trole."

That pic was on the OG Kingcobra wiki. Brings back memories...

 

[Molly Millions]

He's utterly obsessed with Jessica