Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[fukkit]

Yeah, that tastes like pork brains

 

[funscape]

One hour supercut of Josh struggling to use a can opener dating all the way back to 2013 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwW5oH8dz4

The best part is he's tried about ten different varieties of can openers, even the retard-proof ones and still hasn't figured it out.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Ah, the can opener, the Boglim’s natural enemy.

 

[funscape]

Yeah, that tastes like pork brains

The close ups on this food hack were gut wrenching

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

The best part is he's tried about ten different varieties of can openers, even the retard-proof ones and still hasn't figured it out.

Maybe he should quit buying any food that comes in a can unless it's a pop top.....oh wait, he'd probably break the poppin' ring off more often than not.

 

[GameratePTSD]

 

[funscape]

Maybe he should quit buying any food that comes in a can unless it's a pop top.....oh wait, he'd probably break the poppin' ring off more often than not.

He won't because the most disgusting ingredients often come in a can (pig brains, pig feet, etc) and our boy needs to eat outlandish animal parts to keep up the gothic bad boy image

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

Unsurprising that a retarded person is too retarded to know they're retarded

its the fascination. same with him playing the national anthem. not regarded enough to play half the song, too regarded to finish the second half.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I don't think he realizes that "Caviart" is vegan imitation caviar.

 

[AnOminous]

Wonder when the prion disease will start to kick in, if that hasn't happened already
To quote:
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease is marked by changes in mental abilities. Symptoms get worse quickly, usually within several weeks to a few months. Early symptoms include:

You can't get BOVINE spongiform encephalopathy from a PIG. (Squirrel brains are sometimes a cause.)

The real problem:

 

[Jerome Saunders]

I wish Josh would incorporate more of his weird food combos like the days of old. Now his idea of a "food hack" is a customized fast food burger or pizza. Boy is getting soft. He quit the anchovies for stuffed crust and is wondering why hes getting doughy.

A prion disease might be just the ticket. They are mis-folded proteins, in his Mr. Burns syndrome the folded proteins might just bridge the gaps between some of the brain holes

 

[funscape]

I wish Josh would incorporate more of his weird food combos like the days of old. Now his idea of a "food hack" is a customized fast food burger or pizza. Boy is getting soft.

He's getting even more lazy sadly. When was the last time the boglim practiced his cookery? The pinwheels?

 

[Slim Boglim]

You can't get BOVINE spongiform encephalopathy from a PIG. (Squirrel brains are sometimes a cause.)

The real problem:
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Holy fuck are brains just pure cholesterol or is that shit processed ridiculously

 

[funscape]

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His gourd looks extra swollen and puffy today

 

[LaVieKL]

You can't get BOVINE spongiform encephalopathy from a PIG. (Squirrel brains are sometimes a cause.)

The real problem:
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I think you might be right. I'm sure when I was a tiny fag they put down cow's (or anything with a hoof) as well as pigs.

I'm thinking of Foot and Mouth Disease. Sorry for shitting up the thread

 

[Your Landlord]

You can't get BOVINE spongiform encephalopathy from a PIG. (Squirrel brains are sometimes a cause.)

The real problem:
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I work with an afghan guy that adores goat brains scrambled with eggs; eats that shit almost every single day for lunch. If the cholesterol amount is anywhere near what those pig brains are his heart has to be screeching for mercy.
Leave brains for tanning hides, I say.

Holy fuck are brains just pure cholesterol or is that shit processed ridiculously

Something like 20% of all your cholesterol is in your brain.


WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOUT00B WE GOT OURSELVES A DRINK COMBO BITESIZE IS LIVE!

 

[funscape]

Holy fuck are brains just pure cholesterol or is that shit processed ridiculously

I just looked it up. Apparently it's all found in the brain cell membranes. Any positive nutrition that eating animal brains offers seems to be counteracted by the insanely high cholesterol content.

Cobra's diet is making me dust off my high school biology.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy fuck are brains just pure cholesterol or is that shit processed ridiculously

Brains just have fucktons of cholesterol.

 

[Slim Boglim]

We studying Bogology

 

[funscape]

We studying Bogology

We're like Clint, going back to school to understand our boy a little better