Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

I'm sure he'll be back to badmouthing Jeff in a few more posts.
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Sounds like someone tried to get Dave to tone it down.
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Dave has been featured in Rolling Stone, People, Time, The New York Times, SPIN, Entertainment Weekly, Billboard Magazine, and on MTV News, VH1, NPR, MSNBC, ABC, Kevin & Bean/KROQ in LA, and Howard Stern. He is also a great fan of Ani DiFranco, Sarah McLachlan, The Dave Matthews Band, and Tool.
If Dave appeared on Howard Stern, I hope someone can please find that.

There has to be something funny there.
 
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All the TikTok glam goddesses want tarantula eyebrows just like Dave's.

These are the hairs any normal man at his age has a woman to identify and pluck out when they occur. Dave, whatever female friends you may think you have, they don't really like you, or they'd have done you a favor.
 
He’s growing a moustache just like his Italian nonna. How lovely.

There’s been speculation IIT about possible meth sores on his face. He has an obvious bald patch in his beard. It doesn't look like the natural gaps some men get, and anyway Dave is a furiously hairy fellow apart from the top of his head. The skin looks reddish compared to the rest of the skin in the beard area, but healed apart from a yellowish bit at the top. Are these boils, and his beetus means nothing heals well?

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He’s growing a moustache just like his Italian nonna. How lovely.

There’s been speculation IIT about possible meth sores on his face. He has an obvious bald patch in his beard. It doesn't look like the natural gaps some men get, and anyway Dave is a furiously hairy fellow apart from the top of his head. The skin looks reddish compared to the rest of the skin in the beard area, but healed apart from a yellowish bit at the top. Are these boils, and his beetus means nothing heals well?


That's likely scar tissue that formed from him constantly picking at his face.
 
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He’s growing a moustache just like his Italian nonna. How lovely.

There’s been speculation IIT about possible meth sores on his face. He has an obvious bald patch in his beard. It doesn't look like the natural gaps some men get, and anyway Dave is a furiously hairy fellow apart from the top of his head. The skin looks reddish compared to the rest of the skin in the beard area, but healed apart from a yellowish bit at the top. Are these boils, and his beetus means nothing heals well?

Not a dermatologist, but I think that's normal. I've seen men with weird bald gaps at the side of the mouth.

But who knows.
 
New Lore: Dave's father is a mobster and has sent goons to kidnap him for several days. Sounds like when he was arrested in Tenessee.

I think this was actually from just recently when he was arrested for defrauding his father's account at the country club.

So, to rewrite the story to reflect reality, his father pressed charges against his son for defrauding a business establishment using his father's name and credit. Dave was arrested, booked, and put in jail, pending an appearance before a judge, as anyone would who had committed a felony crime. Due to him not getting his meds as prescribed, which is the jail's fuck-up, he suffered a run of afib, which is a type of abnormal heartbeat. Dave suffered no pain and no damage, short term or long term, from this incident.

Dave is being prosecuted for his fraudulent behavior at the behest of the local prosecutor. This means that the local prosecutor, after reviewing the information they had, thought that there was sufficient cause and evidence to pursue a successful prosecution. This prosecution is done on behalf of the state, which Dr. Joe Muscato has no control or influence over. When charges are pursued that is a good indicator that said charges aren't just bullshit.

Dave was able to con a judge that he was disabled by filling a bunch of fraudulent paperwork, which has nothing to do with his father in any way whatsoever. His father was a loud asshole, but no more so than anyone else's parents would be if they had to put up with Dave. His cat was not tortured and was in fact the family cat who was quite elderly. Not long after moving in with Dave the cat died, to no one's surprise, given the stress a complete relocation would have on an elderly cat. This is likely was lead to the cat's death.

Isn't it interesting when we use reality to tell how events occurred, rather than just making up random shit?
 
So, to rewrite the story to reflect reality, his father pressed charges against his son for defrauding a business establishment using his father's name and credit.
Victims do not press charges in the United States. Victims make statements. Police make arrests and do investigations. District attorney's offices file charges. I'm sorry to be pedantic, but people use this misconception in every thread involving a crime. They sometimes concoct wild theories that lack any basis in reality because they are ignorant understanding of how the justice system operates. I've made it my autistic crusade to dispel it the myth of victims pressing charges where I see it. The entertainment industry has absolutely destroyed people's understanding of the US criminal justice system.

Look at any criminal case and you will see it is <GOVERNMENT> vs <ACCUSED>. People are arrested for violating the law(s) passed by the government. Now, the police may never learn of a crime unless it gets reported by a victim. A victim's testimony is often critical to a case and a refusal to testify might sink the chances of getting a conviction in the eyes of the prosecution. Victims are important to a criminal case, but they are not the end all be and they have little real control over how a case will proceed beyond agreeing to participate or not.
 
His cat was not tortured and was in fact the family cat who was quite elderly.
I bet the cat would have loved getting slices of deli ham.

Also don't forget that this cat whom Dave loved so much had its dead body given to some goth lady to store whole in a jar of preservative fluid. Unless he didn't follow through on that one, which I hope happened.
 
Victims do not press charges in the United States. Victims make statements.
Honestly part of the problem is that cops use it as a kind of shorthand for giving statements, i.e. "sir/ma'am do you wish to press charges" and what they mean is, do you intend to cooperate with the investigation and give a statement.

I get it, its become ubiquitous and there's significant overlap between the two bits of phrasing, but yeah you are correct and I wish more people didn't just automatically assume that it was the victim pulling the strings behind the scenes or otherwise pushing it forward
 
I've made it my autistic crusade to dispel it the myth of victims pressing charges where I see it.

It’s a hobby, innit?

This prosecution is done on behalf of the state, which Dr. Joe Muscato has no control or influence over.

I wish more people didn't just automatically assume that it was the victim pulling the strings behind the scenes

Over 200 pages in and you still don’t comprehend the breadth of the Evil Dr Joe Conspiracy ™️ . That atrial fibrillation? Evil Dr Joe instructed the jail staff to slip something into the deli meat sandwiches. The cat died? Evil Dr Joe hypnotised her into suicide. La principessa is out of tune during one of her solos? Evil Dr Joe procured a minion to tamper with the guitar. Cross him at your peril.

Still not convinced? Evil Dr Joe ensures the local PD responds quickly to 911 calls but not to calls about rowdy keggers. Do you see? Do you see?

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CoziestSheet 89 points 5 days ago
Noise ordinance is 11:00 pm, 50 feet rule. Prob won’t have much luck calling it in, but hey gotta do what you gotta.

[–]DanielleMuscato -16 points 5 days ago
I dunno man. There are so many cops in this town. I was at a party tonight and around midnight - you'd think they were really busy, right? - someone completely by accident butt dialed 911. The cops showed up within minutes.

Don't believe their BS about being short staffed, they just want to get paid overtime. My brother is a CPD lieutenant and they are the biggest bunch of lying crybabies I've ever met.

[–]longduckdongger 12 points 5 days ago
I mean they are understaffed and your weird personal anecdote leads me to believe you have a clearly bitter bias towards to subject.

[–]amdrummer90 8 points 5 days ago
Wait, who doesn’t have a negative bias towards cops? Who just automatically believes cops? They don’t have a great track record as a profession

[–]DanielleMuscato -17 points 5 days ago
They are only understaffed if you believe their claims that they are understaffed. They certainly have time to harass queer people and poor people..

[–]longduckdongger 9 points 5 days ago
Can already tell you're not approaching this conversation in good faith, good luck homie

[–]DanielleMuscato 8 points 5 days ago
What conversation? I wasn't even talking to you

[–]JDinoagainandagain 9 points 5 days ago
It’s okay for people to not like the police and a lot of good reasons to not.

I mean that’s just basic history

[–]DanielleMuscato 4 points 5 days ago
As I said my twin brother is a police lieutenant here at CPD. It's not like I just randomly hate cops. My brother is a sadistic, violent, lying psychopath who has put me in the hospital multiple times while his coworkers laughed. They are legitimately evil people who absolutely should not have a gun, let alone a badge

[–]CoziestSheet 2 points 5 days ago
Sure—and I dislike cops too—but OP was in a situation which would better be handled not by himself. There’s a place to tilt against cops, this post isn’t it. And OP already found a solution.

[–]ItbeLikethat420b 2 points 4 days ago
Are you serious?? They legally have to show up if someone calls 911 to do a safety check. They would love to be at home with their families instead of checking on people that can't handle their alcohol, smh.

DanielleMuscato 1 point 4 days ago
My point is that it takes them months to do things they don't want to do and minutes to do things they do want to do. They are not understaffed, they're full of shit
 
I think this was actually from just recently when he was arrested for defrauding his father's account at the country club.

So, to rewrite the story to reflect reality, his father pressed charges against his son for defrauding a business establishment using his father's name and credit. Dave was arrested, booked, and put in jail, pending an appearance before a judge, as anyone would who had committed a felony crime. Due to him not getting his meds as prescribed, which is the jail's fuck-up, he suffered a run of afib, which is a type of abnormal heartbeat. Dave suffered no pain and no damage, short term or long term, from this incident.

Dave is being prosecuted for his fraudulent behavior at the behest of the local prosecutor. This means that the local prosecutor, after reviewing the information they had, thought that there was sufficient cause and evidence to pursue a successful prosecution. This prosecution is done on behalf of the state, which Dr. Joe Muscato has no control or influence over. When charges are pursued that is a good indicator that said charges aren't just bullshit.

Dave was able to con a judge that he was disabled by filling a bunch of fraudulent paperwork, which has nothing to do with his father in any way whatsoever. His father was a loud asshole, but no more so than anyone else's parents would be if they had to put up with Dave. His cat was not tortured and was in fact the family cat who was quite elderly. Not long after moving in with Dave the cat died, to no one's surprise, given the stress a complete relocation would have on an elderly cat. This is likely was lead to the cat's death.

Isn't it interesting when we use reality to tell how events occurred, rather than just making up random shit?
I just think it’s funny that if you don’t know any of this, it sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic rant. Combine that with his unkempt appearance, and he comes across as that one guy on the subway you pray doesn’t talk to you.
 
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