Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 15.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 172 40.2%
  • Total voters
    428
Riot Guard said:
Not to shit on people who don't find Rekieta interesting or are fans of other cows, but is there anyone who even comes close to skelly lawyer former lawyer?
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Not really. There is really no one that comes close so he is a solid lock-in for 2024.

For next year I propose the following changes to the rules of the lolcow of the year elections:
1, Nick Rekita can not participate
2, Family, friends or orbiters of Nick Rekita can not participate
3, Rename the award "The Baldo Award"
4, All threads about Nick will have a permanent sticker "No matter what fucked up shit Nick does, he is not eligble to be nominated for lolcow of the year"

We need to do this to make the playing-field fair for the other participants. Like how NBA had to continously change the rules to make Kareem Abdul Yabar not win every single year.
 
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If people find such libertarianism philosophy appealing, and want to advance it, that's fine. I don't begrudge anybody that. But I sometimes think there's a lack of understanding of civics in modern American society.
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There wouldn't be felony levels of cocaine if dickheads like Nick didn't do things like expose children to it. Libertarians should be the angriest at Nick. Nick is worse than the person that steals to feed his habit.

What do libertarians think should happen to the person that steals a TV so they can avoid work and buy drugs? Now add neglect kids to that.

Nick is the dickhead that forced these laws into existence. It was drunk dickheads like Nick that made prohibition a thing, not scandinavian prudes.

And when he sides with Nick over the government and says "fuck the government they should lose every time" he's really saying "fuck the kids they should lose every time." It definitely sucks that drug possession is a crime and the government has controls over prescription drugs. And we only have dickheads like Nick to blame. He can't just fuck up his own life, he has to to fuck over kids.
 
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Mistook this Grifty guy for the retarded green dabbleverse puppet because of his icon.
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DaleMcGuy said:
Convinced the long con is April will turn. She is nuts, cheated on OG with Aaron then Aaron with Nick.
She will find a new play thing.

Now a normal guy would exit stage right.
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^Paging @Fapcop: Look, I know you're more of a T&A guy, but ourwife is spoken for and it's time to settle for April "Ironing Board" Anderson. Just hop on a stool at Zorbaz and whisper sweet nothings in her ear about buzzwords like "narcissist" and "agency" and "positive energy" until she's wrapped around your little finger like clockwork, then nudge her in the general direction of KCSO's welcoming arms. Help us @Fapcop, you're our only hope!
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
April reveals that stay-at-home mom Kayla doesn't know how to cook. She THINKS she can bake things, though...
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>Bake things
What does she mean? I made chocolate chip brownies from store bought mixes at 12. Can I claim I know how to bake things? No?
So trad.

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It is done!

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Not Who You Think said:
As far as I can tell, the most intensive thing Kayla might have done is organize the schedule for the children. The banner of her YouTube channel is an image of the stickers she used for varying activities and she seemed to pride herself on it.

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That's her scoreboard.
 
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Spergichu said:
Hey now. April may be a homewrecking crack whore with a sour snatch but at least she isn't a genderclown pedophile. Also the non-lawyer can't get anyone pregnant on account of his non-functioning cock so we're good there at least.
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DaleMcGuy said:
Convinced the long con is April will turn. She is nuts, cheated on OG with Aaron then Aaron with Nick.
She will find a new play thing.

Now a normal guy would exit stage right.
Nick will do the usual love bomb then go psycho when rejected. That will be the catalyst for her to info dump.

Matter of when at this point.

Ending B, this ends with Nick being the subject of a true crime podcast.
Taking all bets! I also offer video poker!
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Ultimate move would be cucking Nick with Drex to complete the unholy ritual.
 
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TurdThrower said:
Based on something that Aaron said the other day I think that there may have been a behind the scenes truce between House Imholte, House Bisconte, and House Anderson.
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Any chance of narrowing down "the other day" just a bit? I'd try to find it but anywhere from 5 to 7 hours per day (depending on whether the "goal" was hit) is a helluva lot to slog through.
 
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