Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Is there anything keeping nerdkieta in this country? He genuinely might just flee, that is if he doesn't pussy out and just accept his inevitable prison(that he is going to enjoy).

Nick has 0 life skills AND work skills. If he leaves, he wont have trust fund money. Unlike the gunt he doesnt know how to live the poor life. So...

 

[30+GameOvers]

Nick has 0 life skills AND work skills. If he leaves, he wont have trust fund money. Unlike the gunt he doesnt know how to live the poor life. So...

So, you're saying the ragepig is less pathetic than Nick because at least he can go wherever the fuck he wants, BISH?
Oh nerdkieta, it's only getting worse! Now that I think about it, he also gets to visit his kids like once a year, too. What about Nick? If CPS were involved, I doubt he will have any serious contact with them until he is deemed to be a fit father again(lmfao).

 

[repentance]

>Bake things
What does she mean? I made chocolate chip brownies from store bought mixes at 12. Can I claim I know how to bake things? No?
So trad.

It's not like April cooking macaroni is much of an improvement. If she wants to throw shade at Kayla for not cooking, she's gonna have to do better than that.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nick has 0 life skills AND work skills. If he leaves, he wont have trust fund money. Unlike the gunt he doesnt know how to live the poor life. So...

The Gunt only knows five star days, at least from the perspective of an impoverished Haitian.

 

[DickMain]

Is there anything keeping nerdkieta in this country? He genuinely might just flee, that is if he doesn't pussy out and just accept his inevitable prison(that he is going to enjoy).

Only then can he become Ralph

 

[TurdThrower]

Any chance of narrowing down "the other day" just a bit? I'd try to find it but anywhere from 5 to 7 hours per day (depending on whether the "goal" was hit) is a helluva lot to slog through.

Oh lord are you really going to make me slog through Aaron's streams? Not going to promise anything but I'll see if I can find it over the weekend.

 

[dustnight]

can Rekeita be officially called an "armchair lawyer" now?

non practicing armchair lawyer

 

[30+GameOvers]

More of his Balldo Guarding

Of course he's a trump tard, lol

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Of course he's a trump tard, lol

Grifty was also in the Manny Defango circle for a minute there when he was kvetching about the Eliza Morthland/Eliza Bleu debacle.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

At this point I'm certain he's just dumping all this shit in solely to avoid winning Lolcow of the Year three years in a row. This ignominious internet award is the only thing he cares about now, it's more important than even cocaine.

Spoiler

It won't work, you're born to be a Hall of Famer, Nick

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Nick's an interesting guy. A father, yet he doesn't look after his children. A husband, yet fuck (and allows his wife) to fuck other people. A lawyer yet, can't practise law. A trad God fearing man yet, lives an sinful life. A Warhammer and anime fan, yet thinks it's for sissy NERDS. A heterosexual, yet lusts after penis.

It's like his entire life was a facade just to show that he's a sad little creature who is now living in hell because his jig is up.

He soon is gonna be with nothing left other than this thread to get attention.

 

[invisibult plus+]

BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

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I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I kept checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

(However, if you'd like a good alternate theory, where CLE credits weren't the main issue, see here).

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
EDIT 3: Added link to post concerning CLE credits requirements.
EDIT 4: Typo.

haha drugs

In all seriousness it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick probably didn’t take his education classes

I doubt he's capable of doing them even if he wanted to.

 

[Folgers Can]

Oh lord are you really going to make me slog through Aaron's streams? Not going to promise anything but I'll see if I can find it over the weekend.

Oh god no, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Just curious if there's any way to whittle down a some-odd 24-48 hour window like if anything had for lunch that day rings a bell or anything else going on that day rings a bell, or at the very least a few keywords to CTRL-F for in Youtube's shitty transcripts, on any off chance of saving some time amidst the neverending quagmire that is keeping caught up on the Toe.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Nick is so bad at keeping a lid on personal life details that fuck over his own case that even if he were sober from start to finish, nobody would want him for a lawyer. It's a good thing he lost his license. Could you imagine if he were practicing and how many cases he would've blown?

You cannot convince me the Sonichu curse isn't real. Every single time Nick tries to be smug about something or talks down to someone, his life gets twice as worse than it was before. Shit's crazy.

You look at Nick and see a Chris Chan curse. I look at Nick and I see a Spoony Experiment curse.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He is starting to feel the defeat. Back when the arrest first happened, he at least put on the front that this was all gonna go away, and that everyone was wrong for "bootlicking" or not believing "his story."

Now he is just completely deflated - he wonders why people care, says he "made mistakes", and is mentally devolving to middle school comebacks while being in his 40s.

He's broken. He knows there's absolutely nothing he can do now except wait for whatever his punishment is going to be. This appeal is simply delaying the inevitable, and he knows that.

Suffer you failed-father. And the goblin too.

 

[Thumb Butler]

"Good standing:" No.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

say she's doing it to punish him for April, and made sure they're blue collar types that will clown the shit out of Balldo and send him to get drinks and just treating him like dorky bitch he is in his own house.

Bonus points if the guys turn up to the bunker wearing steel toe boots.

bro is about to be an overqualified store manager for Michael's

He might just be qualified to work as a waiter at Denny's.

 

[thebigdream]

You got a loicense for that lawsplaining of the interwebs?

 

[Random Internet Person]

His fees would be $274, so he's just retarded.

Judging by those numbers, I think he can/could have hit that number with a few streams worth of superchats.

April reveals that stay-at-home mom Kayla doesn't know how to cook. She THINKS she can bake things, though...

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Credit to @Friend of Dorothy Parker for highlighting the significance of the parent tweet, I missed it while screenshotting them all so fast.


I didn't even pick up on that.

"I did not believe the children were being neglected. I know they're not."

First statement is past tense, second is present tense. Is Kayla being made a scapegoat?

If Kayla has issues with cooking, then I really have to doubt her baking skills being any better.

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I never thought I’d see something like this on this website.

I suppose holding a lighter under a spoon counts as cooking in some respects.

Now I wait to hear how “THE GOVERNMENT CAME AND TOOK MY BABY!”