Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
My favorite thing about Nick now is how unfunny he's shown himself to be in these meltdowns.

"Oh yeah, Sean? I destroyed my life and disgraced everyone around me? Well, the sandwich store called, and they're running out of ham due to your effortless, boundless consuming as a black hole devouring the light of distant stars! Kind of like your career, huh? Yeah, I read the news."
 
My favorite thing about Nick now is how unfunny he's shown himself to be in these meltdowns.

"Oh yeah, Sean? I destroyed my life and disgraced everyone around me? Well, the sandwich store called, and they're running out of ham due to your effortless, boundless consuming as a black hole devouring the light of distant stars! Kind of like your career, huh? Yeah, I read the news."
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Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong inside this retards head.

Reputation ruined.
Multiple cases to fund defence for.
Next to no income stream from his life works.
Lapsing license and LLC.

I guess it all falls back on the safety net of a trust fund kid.
No wonder.
No worries.
He’s never had to learn.
 
Lawyers represent far worse clients than Nick and lose every day of the week. It's not going to jeopardise anyone's career at all because everyone is entitled to legal representation and the legal system is adversarial.
State appointed criminal attorneys do that for a job for paycheck. Nick can't afford any private and competent defense lawyers, so if there is any justice left in world Nick gets 5 years of parole, custody taken from him regular drug tests and barred from internet.
Felony for drug possession, child endangerment and child abuse should mean few years in prison for multiple felonies.
I'm optimistic that prosecutor will rake Nick over the coals.
 
If his trustfund parents were pissed before, I cannot imagine how livid they'd be at this point.

Its difficult to tell what their attitude is. In the spring, Nick's parents seem to have babysat all their kids so that Nick and the other three could have a whole degenerate week to themselves at Nick's house. Nick's father at least also knew the state of the house and would have known the state of the children in the time leading up to the arrest. That the house was dirty. That the kids were not being provided with clean clothes and that they were going hungry. Nick even apparently held a dinner where he introduced his parents to Aaron and April.

They had to know the state of the house, the state of the kids, that Nick & Kayla were swinging, and that Nick & Kayla were degenerate junkies.

Nick's parents fully supported Nick during the early phases of the CPS process. From what I vaguely remember, his father even said things in court that were at a minimum shading the truth.

Aaron also told a story about Nick's father claiming that he was in Minnesota in the spring just to get Nick to pay his taxes or at least to hands-on encourage Nick to pay his taxes (income taxes from the time of year). And eventually Nick's father ended up paying Nick's property taxes for him on the second house around that time.

While they overly indulgent and overly supportive of NIck, they seem to draw the limit at providing him with cash beyond what is needed to keep the house going. Nick seems to have funded his degeneracy himself from streaming money.

Better parents would have maybe focused on trying to rehab Kayla into some sort of mother and perhaps paying Nick to stay away. This is a better situation than most in that Nick's parents have the financial resources to do just about anything imaginable. But Nick is just a bad person and there may not actually be anything in terms of a mother for the children that can salvaged from Kayla.

The nuclear option I guess would be for the grandparents to take over raising the children. But given the number of children that is alot for anyone to step up to at their age. But they eventually may have no choice. Kayla appears to be a benzo zombie and I doubt Nick has any interest in being a parent anymore let alone the ability to do it.

I speculate Nick and Kayla probably considered outright SELLING the kids to fund their addictions. I wouldn't put it past junkies to do something like that.

I would suspect that Nick uses all the kids as bargaining chips with his parents. That they are too valuable in that sense for him to sell outright.

What i do expect him to sooner or later do is get April on onlyfans and for Nick to move into the next stage of making porn.
 
I think Nick’s mental break has a lot to do with the fact the image that got him success on YT was total BS. He fed the idea he was the successful small town lawyer trad dad Christian…and people ate it up. The reality was he was a very unsuccessful lawyer, he never supported a family of five, the trust fund did and the Christian stuff was a false facade.
If Nick hadn't been a complete assmaster, he could have just... you know... slid into living out his fake persona and settling for a big, happy family and a friendly support network built upon a foundation of tradition and faith.

 
So kind of late but this is my response to Nick saying that just because he followed some black bulls on social media after he and Kayla met with them doesn't mean that they fucked.

This is the same Nick that said that.

He's a Christian man
He's not an alcoholic
Or a drug addict
He and Kayla are not swinging
He wasn't at Hedonism 2
 
What do you guys think is making april stick to nick? He is probably making less than aaron now?

1. Balldo (his dick doesnt work)
2. Trust fund (do his parents approve of this hussy?)
3. Cocaine (she is too retarded to source her own)

Which is it?
Iirc there is actually a phenomenon where people with NPD and people with BPD are more likely to start a relationship with each other than the average population. Of course such relationships tend to crash and burn in spectacular fashion.
 
Nick is persona non grata in lawyer circles since he's disbarred from defending himself he needs a lawyer to defend him, fight his custody battles in court.
You don't need a license to represent yourself. You are entirely free to Greer up your own case.

Nick is just really stupid which is why he's paying to do that.
Gallows math is easy. The lower the drop and the lighter the weight the longer they dance.
Axe math is easier.

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a lifelong lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

Except for Nick it would be a big black cock.
I think all the stupid lies and hilarious excuses Nick spews is the shit that has worked well on his parents for fifteen years. It’s why we constantly hear how busy he is with keeds, it’s the same shit he tells his parents to keep the $$$ flowing.
It's why this gibbering mental case starts insanely ranting about muh keeeeeds every time he's pulled over by the cops to the point they write it down in their reports.
I think Nick’s mental break has a lot to do with the fact the image that got him success on YT was total BS. He fed the idea he was the successful small town lawyer trad dad Christian…and people ate it up.
It was VERY early on that his actual litigation history was researched. It was more that nobody cared about how much he practiced.
I was once a frequent viewer of Rekieta, but I became a frequent poster because:
  • A child tested positive for cocaine.
  • Rekieta remained an arrogant and irredeemable asshole.
That never happened. Those are just your delusions again, nerd child. Enjoy locker.
 
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I was once a frequent viewer of Rekieta, but I became a frequent poster because:
  • A child tested positive for cocaine.
  • Rekieta remained an arrogant and irredeemable asshole.
Before that, I mostly lurked. If none of those things were true, I probably wouldn't even bother making some of the video edits of him being a hypocritical mess.
I was a fan of Nick's. I remember the last episode I watched being the one where he said his wife's body was destroyed. I remember going "WHOA, WTF. NOT COOL. Why would you say this on the internet?". I don't know about anyone else, but if I were Kayla I'd be seriously looking at divorce after that. I remember thinking he would be getting divorced after that. Saying your wife's body is destroyed in front of hundreds of thousands of people on the internet is not a nothingburger. That's a serious fucking insult.

I expected a full retraction and apology but that never came. I expected divorce and a rocky marriage to be on the table after that but it never came. Or maybe it did come. Maybe that's why Hedonism II was a thing. That's why I say Nick's behavior might've caused Kayla to want to seek new partners via swinging. His behavior towards her and the things he'd say in front of thousands of people on the internet aren't really excusable. They were wildly disrespectful and insulting. If my spouse said stuff like that about me, you'd be damn sure I'd be looking at my options for splitting up.
 
Its difficult to tell what their attitude is.
Nick even apparently held a dinner where he introduced his parents to Aaron and April.
From Bob’s CPS testimony and from recent events we can infer that Bob and Celeste are pushovers and will go with whatever Nick says and does.

In late August, POST-ARREST and POST-REVENGE PORN DRAMA, Bob and Celeste attended the Bill Mack event with the Hollywood H in Bloomington with Nick and April (it is unknown if Kayla was there or not).

They watched as Nick showed off his younger side piece and were like, “yeah, that’s totally fine!”
New Instagram post.
[…]
I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.
April is out in "Hollywood" too, from the trailer park to the second home of Lord Balldo, my girl is glowed up
Celeste has changed her Instagram profile picture to a photo of the Hollywood H from the event Nick attended. […] …she attended the event with the throuple.

We can conclude that the Rekieta grandparents do not seem too concerned about Nick’s dalliance with April.

The only hope for Nick and Kayla’s kids is the other set of grandparents, Sharilyn and Dan. It is a bit concerning that Sharilyn didn’t support Kayla at her omnibus hearing, which she did at Nick’s hearing. Hopefully they have not withdrawn their support from Kayla.

If they have, then in the parlance of our times, the Rekieta kids are cooked.

Edit: cleaned up the quotes.
 
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I was a fan of Nick's. I remember the last episode I watched being the one where he said his wife's body was destroyed. I remember going "WHOA, WTF. NOT COOL. Why would you say this on the internet?". I don't know about anyone else, but if I were Kayla I'd be seriously looking at divorce after that. I remember thinking he would be getting divorced after that. Saying your wife's body is destroyed in front of hundreds of thousands of people on the internet is not a nothingburger. That's a serious fucking insult.

I expected a full retraction and apology but that never came. I expected divorce and a rocky marriage to be on the table after that but it never came. Or maybe it did come. Maybe that's why Hedonism II was a thing. That's why I say Nick's behavior might've caused Kayla to want to seek new partners via swinging. His behavior towards her and the things he'd say in front of thousands of people on the internet aren't really excusable. They were wildly disrespectful and insulting. If my spouse said stuff like that about me, you'd be damn sure I'd be looking at my options for splitting up.
I bailed before that when streams were becoming flooded with the toast shit
 
To be fair, whether it's an indictment of us as people or how far this skelly has fallen, most of the frequent posters were fans of Nick Rekieta at some point.
This taught me an important lesson too. Once you feel betrayal as a fan, you flip sides to the extreme and become borderline a-loggy. This is also a coping mechanism to shield oneself from the embarrassment of being a fan. You feel the need to show everyone that you really dislike this guy and he's really nasty, an overcompensation. It can even cause you to push obviously fake garbage and believe in some ridiculous fan fiction. That's similar to a sycophant, where they believe everything the cow says; the ex-fan turned a-log believes every worst case scenario fan fiction that's posted.

Either way, not good.
Never become a fanboy of any online personality.
Admitting you were wrong about an online personality prevents you from becoming a lolcow yourself. Refusing to take an L is lolcow behavior.

When you're presented with proof that someone is not really the person you thought you admired, then it's not a sin to change your mind about them. Better to eat your crow than persist in defending the indefensible; look at the Balldoguards.
 
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