Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[datura_binge]

Nick's downfall has been hard to watch as a former fan. I used to watch his streams all the time. Then I dipped out for a little bit, come back and see all the degenerate, disgusting shit he's gotten up to and it only keeps getting worse and worse.

Fucking painful, man.

We shouldn't feel pain for bailing on his streams. I wish the old Nick was real and still making content. Unfortunately he chose liquor and depressing ass superchats about dead parents over people like us. Oh, and then he subsequently chose narcotics and outed himself as a fake Christian, quasi homosexual, degenerate, family hating piece of garbage. Also he's a nerd. And not a lawyer. And probably a pedophile.

 

[Captain Manning]

It is done!

 

[AltisticRight]

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"Counter test", what counter test?
Anti-metabolites? Retard comment from a guy that read 45 science papers.
>Clear they didn't ingest
So where did the metabolites come from? Is this retarded faggot really buying the officer smeared cocaine on her hair story? She was tested for metabolites. For the indicators to show up on mass spectrometry, the cop will have to dump piss from a casual cocaine user onto her hair. Moreover, it was a segmented hair test. If this were truly the case then they could possibly find out.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

NONL

"Nit because I'm tough, but because things make you mad yhar shouldn't." - Nick Rekieta

>Testosterone for soy
What is this gay random access hunour?
Maybe use the same test they did on his daughter to see soy metabolites, what are the acceptable levels for a non-pussydorknerd?
At least the guy he's bitching at produces testosterone. All skelly produces are norcocaine, cocaethylene and benzoylecgonine.
Lots of them, enough for the latest Agilent GC-MS to throw a blue screen due to overflow errors.

 

[Kung Fu Karl]

He met April through Anna that star wars whore and likely she served April up to him to get kickbacks (you hear how he talks about streaming with people as 'making them rich', he obviously wasn't streaming with tiny nina infinity for nothing, like mandy summers for ethan van scumbag, she was likely showing her twat) so my guess is he had April 100 percent on the hook because she is now obviously in "luvvvv" with him so much. He likely cried and whined and she idolized him and how he 'deserves' so much in her eyes. This is all common language of a bitch who has been conned.

I've seen this mentioned before and I don't get where this comes from. April met Nick on Chrissie Maher's stream Simpcast, which is well documented. This idea that "Anna that star wars whore" "served April up" to Nick is weird because when were April and that girl ever friends? They might have appeared on Simpcast together once or twice, but I don't think they were friends or anything.

 

[Pagan Min]

Nick's downfall has been hard to watch as a former fan. I used to watch his streams all the time. Then I dipped out for a little bit, come back and see all the degenerate, disgusting shit he's gotten up to and it only keeps getting worse and worse.

Fucking painful, man.

We shouldn't feel pain for bailing on his streams. I wish the old Nick was real and still making content. Unfortunately he chose liquor and depressing ass superchats about dead parents over people like us. Oh, and then he subsequently chose narcotics and outed himself as a fake Christian, quasi homosexual, degenerate, family hating piece of garbage. Also he's a nerd. And not a lawyer. And probably a pedophile.

Just remember, he told those of us who didn't like his new direction (shifting away from "lawsplaining" to debauchery) to go fuck off... So we did, and had a blast laughing at his Surprised Pikachu face when it happened!

He brought all of this on himself. I'd tell him to go fuck himself with a barbed wire-wrapped concrete dildo, but he'd enjoy that too much...

 

[TurdThrower]

April and that girl ever friends

Didn't she call Aaron and April clout chasers over the weekend during the balldo bunker raid?

 

[Schpoots]

I basically used watch him every night while eating supper and often rewatched old videos while doing chores. It's crazy to think how much he's thrown away.

 

[anionfarflung]

he looks like edward snowden lol

It was a recurring comparison on his social media among family and friends before he became Internet famous.

Drowning a skunk I can understand that's how some trappers dispatch them it's unfortunate but I wouldn't call that animal torture you can not shoot a skunk

Trappers are trash in the first place.

He went after people who his viewers didn't like, such as Ron Toye, so they willfully ignored his red flags.

I'm guilty as charged.

Holy shit it dawned on me that Nick not only paid for a prostitute's abortion, the kid wasn't even his.

Didn't he get snipped?

He looks like the result of at least two generations of first cousin marriage.

I dunno - he doesn't look very Arab to me.

You owe your career to Vic Mignogna. No one heard of you before you hijacked the goodwill Vic had from his genuine fans.

I had heard about him before Vic, but I get your point. Nick was actually my gateway to caring about Vic's fate.

The biggest insult of all is how you treat your fans. Your success is entirely from your viewers, who you batter even worse than your liver.

Before the stuff with the kids I didn't really care about the degeneracy. I'm not very religious and the trad-dad stuff made me queasy to be honest.
It's how he started shitting on his fans that started pissing me off.

EDIT: April says she's considering moving out of Minnesota after her case is resolved.

Of course she's going to follow Nick to LA when he starts his stand-up career.

 

[Swole McPole]

My take on this is he's probably got the money for the fees at (or could borrow it from rich mom and dad), but that his CLE (Continuing Legal Education) credits were due this year (unlike last year) and that is what fucked him.

I'm guessing the indemnity insurance might have been an issue as well. That shit is expensive as all hell when you're a lawyer in good standing. When you're facing a defamation lawsuit and criminal charges for possession of cocaine and firearm offences, I'm guessing that your payments are gonna go through the roof -- if you can still find someone to insure you.

 

[Strix454]

The Jellinek Curve is a very useful graphic to track those with addictions. Nick is still on the downwards slope near the chronic phase.
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Nick is currently at "unable to initiate action" and "impaired thinking". But there are alot of special steps for downward for Nick missing. The curve doesn't go down near enough.

1) Losing 50 pounds over a couple months and turning into a proud walking skeleton
2) Abandoning all personal hygiene
3) Being arrested by the police and charged with serious crimes including child neglect
4) Having all your children taken away because you are an unfit parent
5) Explaining your arrest is due to a broad government conspiracy
6) Having one of your youngest children test positive for regular drug use.
7) Taking legal advice from Robert Barnes
8 Requesting help from Ethan Ralph to deal with your first court appearance
9) Letting Ethan Ralph set foot in your home.
10) No longer being mentally able of doing a livestream
11) Getting around court-ordered drug testing through use of galaxy gas.
12) Physically decaying to a point where you resemble a large garden gnome.
13) Reaching a point where even lolcows like Drex are embarrassed to be associated with you
13) Being dunked on by troons on a regular basis
14) Seeing all your enemies as nerds and declaring your intent to shove them inside school lockers
15) Paying a disgusting gay pedophile money and providing him with appliances to be your friend

 

[skol]

Imagine having a law pope car plates now…

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Marylin Manson without makeup?

 

[repentance]

It was a recurring comparison on his social media among family and friends before he became Internet famous.

Whether you agree with what Snowden did or not, he had principles, stuck to them, and paid a high price for doing so. Nick could never.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Nick is currently at "unable to initiate action"

It was like this for some time. This is why the balldo had to come into play.

 

[repentance]

Imagine having a law pope car plates now…

Marylin Manson without makeup?

She wasn't a stunner but she wasn't butt ugly when she was younger, either. I'd cut her more slack if she ran around after 5 kids all day but we know she didn't.

 

[anionfarflung]

She wasn't a stunner but she wasn't butt ugly when she was younger, either.

Girl-next-door wholesomeness when she was younger.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What do you guys think is making april stick to nick? He is probably making less than aaron now?

1. Balldo (his dick doesnt work)
2. Trust fund (do his parents approve of this hussy?)
3. Cocaine (she is too retarded to source her own)

Which is it?

 

[repentance]

What do you guys think is making april stick to nick? He is probably making less than aaron now?

1. Balldo (his dick doesnt work)
2. Trust fund (do his parents approve of this hussy?)
3. Cocaine (she is too retarded to source her own)

Which is it?

4. BPD

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

What do you guys think is making april stick to nick? He is probably making less than aaron now?

1. Balldo (his dick doesnt work)
2. Trust fund (do his parents approve of this hussy?)
3. Cocaine (she is too retarded to source her own)

Which is it?

April doesn't seem very smart, it might literally be love as crazy as that sounds.

 

[Not Who You Think]

April reveals that stay-at-home mom Kayla doesn't know how to cook. She THINKS she can bake things, though...

Kayla can bake, though it doesn't sound like she does it often and leaves the cooking to Nick:

If this is true, the just WHAT THE FUCK did Kayla contribute to the family if she could not cook? Perhaps this is an American affectation, but where I grew up, a woman who CANNOT cook is simply non-existent. Not all of them are gourmet cooks, but they can make decent meals.

As far as I can tell, the most intensive thing Kayla might have done is organize the schedule for the children. The banner of her YouTube channel is an image of the stickers she used for varying activities and she seemed to pride herself on it.

 

[datura_binge]

What do you guys think is making april stick to nick? He is probably making less than aaron now?

1. Balldo (his dick doesnt work)
2. Trust fund (do his parents approve of this hussy?)
3. Cocaine (she is too retarded to source her own)

Which is it?

Honestly it's probably that she's got nothing and nobody else. She had Aaron and that life and probably figured she would always have that as a fallback. When he woke up and bailed out, she had all her chips on Nick. Without Nick, what does she have? No job, homeless basically, fighting a court case alone, and no friends. What's her backup option here? Record onlyfans videos from that patch of woods she got "lost" in?