🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Time for some interesting pig facts!

Adult pigs can weigh between 300-600 lbs, just like Ethan Ralph! And some can grow up to be as tall as 4’11! Way to push the limit and be 5’1 Ralph!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I tried watching the killstream for a bit today and one of his gimp retard methhead fans asked about his red face. Ralph's response: "it's red because of...sun burn, or whatever"

The guy who spends his entire day in front of the computer or passed out taking xanny/anger naps is definitely sunburned

 

[TV's Adam West]

New porn star to harass?

That's a FIVE STAR DAY, BITCH!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Despite his claims on Thursday that he would not need surgery, and even demanding @Haru Okumura bet 50 bucks on this claim, it appears his doctors visit today has Ralph considering surgery anyway:
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Ralph is very giddy about how his favorite pass time (porn) has led to him breaking a goon-tastic story
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Julian Assange got nothing on the Ralphamale:
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Ralph confirms today's goon-vestigation involved watching interracial pornography
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GODDAMN IT I HAVE TO SPEND A WHOLE 100 BUCKS FOR SURGERY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS (Latin) AMERICA!

 

[Guntkvd]

GODDAMN IT I HAVE TO SPEND A WHOLE 100 BUCKS FOR SURGERY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS (Latin) AMERICA!

Ralph heard no bell (chiropractor made him deaf)

 

[Xarpho's Return]

QRD on how he fucked up his arm? (or at least link to relevant pages)

 

[Xenomorph]

Pregabalin (Lyrica) is known to have weight GAIN as a side effect. It's also known for its abuse factor with pillheads who abuse opiates.
How many hectares wide is his gunt now?
Aye dio mio!
@Xarpho's Return he has been jerking off so much he caused perma nerve damage from his gooning and beetus

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Unless Ralph got to the info before anyone else this headline is stealing valor from Interracial Porn Archivist Groyper.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Adult pigs can weigh between 300-600 lbs, just like Ethan Ralph!

You think Ethan Ralph Fatter then Steven Seagal?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is the dumbest feature I've ever read on the site. It's literally made up.


"took off a stream to goon" is literal FanFic Farms shit - was it written with one hand? Ralph's Tweet "I was advised not to...." makes clear he was fed the story from someone who didn't want their hands on it but knew Ralph would publish it, like most of Ralph's "scoops".

"very minor" Yes that's the point, a very minor personality was hired by a major think tank, despite the fact that the personality's not-that-old tweets suggest she had opinions diametrically opposed to that of the think tank.

I saw this story elsewhere and was very surprised to see that Ralph appears to be the one who technically broke the story.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

QRD on how he fucked up his arm? (or at least link to relevant pages)

He slept on it during one of his poverty layovers.

It's one of the highlights.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

I hope Ralph gimps up his remaining arm and both legs and ends up in the same room as Evan.

 

[AltisticRight]

Thanks piggytits my no Ralph November lasted a whole 15 hours. ANOTHER RALPHAMALE DUB.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Of course Ralph is a Chiefs fan.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Does this thing ever do anything that isn't kicking the shit out of itself?

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

He is through rock bottom and tunneling down to hell at maximum velocity.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is the dumbest feature I've ever read on the site. It's literally made up.

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"took off a stream to goon" is literal FanFic Farms shit - was it written with one hand? Ralph's Tweet "I was advised not to...." makes clear he was fed the story from someone who didn't want their hands on it but knew Ralph would publish it, like most of Ralph's "scoops".

"very minor" Yes that's the point, a very minor personality was hired by a major think tank, despite the fact that the personality's not-that-old tweets suggest she had opinions diametrically opposed to that of the think tank.

I saw this story elsewhere and was very surprised to see that Ralph appears to be the one who technically broke the story.

I'm also very confused as to why this was featured. The way it's worded in the feature makes it seem like Ralph had a DSP moment and was gooning to porn on stream but I click it and it's just a total nothingburger.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

She' s a whore, but the Ralpha is worse lol.

 

[Null]

This is the dumbest feature I've ever read on the site. It's literally made up.

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"took off a stream to goon" is literal FanFic Farms shit - was it written with one hand? Ralph's Tweet "I was advised not to...." makes clear he was fed the story from someone who didn't want their hands on it but knew Ralph would publish it, like most of Ralph's "scoops".

"very minor" Yes that's the point, a very minor personality was hired by a major think tank, despite the fact that the personality's not-that-old tweets suggest she had opinions diametrically opposed to that of the think tank.

I saw this story elsewhere and was very surprised to see that Ralph appears to be the one who technically broke the story.

• Ralph is crippled.
• The most common source of his injury is from deep sleep after binge drinking.
• He did miss a stream, unannounced.
• He did discover a minor personality was interracial porn during this space.
• He discovered that this person was in interracial porn by _____________.

Kill yourself.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Despite his claims on Thursday that he would not need surgery, and even demanding @Haru Okumura bet 50 bucks on this claim, it appears his doctors visit today has Ralph considering surgery anyway:
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Ralph is very giddy about how his favorite pass time (porn) has led to him breaking a goon-tastic story
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Julian Assange got nothing on the Ralphamale:
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Ralph confirms today's goon-vestigation involved watching interracial pornography
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>100mg thiamine prescription
Nice Wernicke-Korsakoff dude.
Literally neurologically brain damaged gunt pig.
There's no recovering from this amount of damage, expect exponential health deterioration.
Will most likely crash in a few years.