DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Digger10]

Despite the shit people give the dents there is a rather large portion of the detractor community that is just as retarded.

But not you guys, right?

 

[PieceofShet]

So... Im guessing DSP wont play Troonguard? I thought he is an ally or something.
It would fit his style, he could have another controversial opinion like... absolutely hating on Doom Eternal (still couldnt find any other person who disliked it) or liking the movie Cuties, defending pdf...

???

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

But not you guys, right?

how much money have you given that fat autistic faggot?

 

[Johnny Doxville]

So... Im guessing DSP wont play Troonguard? I thought he is an ally or something.
It would fit his style, he could have another controversial opinion like... absolutely hating on Doom Eternal (still couldnt find any other person who disliked it) or liking the movie Cuties, defending pdf...

???

If memory serves the quartering also hated it and people ripped him a new one as he was not using the chainsaw on fodder and running out of ammo as a result

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So... Im guessing DSP wont play Troonguard? I thought he is an ally or something.
It would fit his style, he could have another controversial opinion like... absolutely hating on Doom Eternal (still couldnt find any other person who disliked it) or liking the movie Cuties, defending pdf...

???

I'd be surprised if he didn't play Veilguard since it's the current white hot topic in the gamersphere whether you love it or hate it, and it's apparently piss easy so even he should be able to get through it with only some hand holding.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

In Pigton, sorry, I mean Renton...those stupid fucking morons are talking about increasing utilities and property taxes. Right now, it's unofficial...but, you know that Philly boy is gonna be bitching up a storm once he gets wind of this. Because, for a guy that's STILL not registered to vote in the state that he has resided in for 10 years, prepare for the bitching. He was STILL registered to vote in CT for awhile, but I guess those morons in New England got the hint that he moved.

Source: https://ground.news/article/increases-in-utility-bills-and-property-taxes-expected-in-renton
Local newspaper: https://www.rentonreporter.com/news...-bills-and-property-taxes-expected-in-renton/

 

[Brother Milor]

But not you guys, right?

We are the enclave of sanity, both among detractors and Farmers.

 

[Mastr Blstr]

if i remember right he said he didn't know if it was covid, but he assumed it was.
he changes his stories all the time. like how he said his costume last year was "horror" related, but, last night, he said his "knight" costume was the costume.
"what? I never said my costume was 'horror' related. hahahaha, you just FELTED YOURSELF!"

Phil takes a possibility and makes it the truth. I'm convinced when (and if he even) saw a doctor about his back issues the doctor said "worst case scenario its a herniated disc and will require surgery, but I dont see that here" Phil heard "...it's a herniated disc and you need surgery)

1000% putting my money on his sedentary life style [sitting is the new smoking and all that] and standing for extended periods of time on concrete playing SFII in an arcade will do that.

 

[fukuyama]

So what's the end game of KC and their dents? Do they just like DSP? They seem to defend him nonstop with some weird promise of a payout, yet it has cost them more than 3k USD in subs and a pretty sizable drop in viewership compared to doing literally anything else.

Maybe KC dents/farmer dents from the slow KC thread want to chime in? (The KC thread being slower than this thread is funny). Any dents like Tetrabax, Patric Carrillo (who's wife literally killed herself), vOID72 (now trying to get in with Raw Phil), or PerrytheWhite want to enlighten us on this master plan?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So... Im guessing DSP wont play Troonguard? I thought he is an ally or something.
It would fit his style, he could have another controversial opinion like... absolutely hating on Doom Eternal (still couldnt find any other person who disliked it) or liking the movie Cuties, defending pdf...

???

Off topic, but I was not a fan of Doom Eternal. The story jumped the shark right off the bat by starting you out on this ridiculous space citadel and the game never explains how you got it or where it came from. The combat felt like a downgrade from 2016 to me with the game only letting you carry a fraction of the ammo so you constantly need to replenish with the chainsaw and adding a bunch of cooldown abilities to juggle. They put in a bunch of stupid skins and pozzed up shit (gay unicorn skins?) that left a bad taste in my mouth, just look at this stuff. And there is way, way, way too much platforming.

 

[Puerile Burger]

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[Prince Lotor]

Did anyone else catch Phil casually say he had COVID last year or you guys also fell for the pignosis?
Because I need to remind you this motherfucker never got tested and even went on an autistic rant when people told him and Kat to get a test to confirm. He went from "I got really sick guys!" to "I think I may have COVID but I'm not getting a test or going outside because that would be dangerous!" to now just casually saying "I got COVID".

It's amazing how he just lies for the sake of lying. Like no one would have cared if he just said "I was sick last year" but he just HAD to lie and say it was COVID.

If I remember, after he skipped Halloween a dent asked him point blank if he had had chest congestion or a cough and he said, "Actually, no. None of that," and he went on to say that it had been "all stomach stuff" and a headache and fever. As someone else said it only became "totally Covid dood" after he was fine and Kat needed him to leave the house to go get stuff.

What's the over-under on DSP being unable to walk and chew gum at the same time?

One clip that always gets me is at the end of the 'House Tour' video he filmed at his parents house right before he left for Washington, after he films the upstairs he says, "And now I have to put the camera down and end the video because I DON'T want to fall down the stairs."
I wouldn't be surprised if Phil aspirated his gum if he tried an advanced technique like walking while chewing gum. Guy thinks he's going to go tumbling down the stairs if he doesn't have his hands firmly gripping the railings with no distractions.

 

[nearbycoral]

So what's the end game of KC and their dents? Do they just like DSP? They seem to defend him nonstop with some weird promise of a payout, yet it has cost them more than 3k USD in subs and a pretty sizable drop in viewership compared to doing literally anything else.View attachment 6589972Maybe KC dents/farmer dents from the slow KC thread want to chime in? (The KC thread being slower than this thread is funny). Any dents like Tetrabax, Patric Carrillo (who's wife literally killed herself), vOID72 (now trying to get in with Raw Phil), or PerrytheWhite want to enlighten us on this master plan?

Am I supposed to know what that picture is showing, what exactly are those numbers? From where did you even get that picture?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Am I supposed to know what that picture is showing?

Can you really not read a basic fucking analytics sheet nigger? When the Kino boys have the charisma vacuum known as DSP on they only get 33% of their usual viewership to show up.

 

[dent_whisperer]

But not you guys, right?

Never claimed otherwise and you kind of have to be in some way to be drawn in by Phil one way or another. A lot of Phil's biggest detractors past and present are former fans of his so that really does not say much for the collective brain power of the detractor community.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Holy shit, Phil even titles his videos like these idiots. Then again, it's not much better than what he was doing previously. I guess the best analogy would be that parts of the Titanic are in slightly less deeper water than others.

 

[dent_whisperer]

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Phil is the argument for bringing eugenics back.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

So what's the end game of KC and their dents? Do they just like DSP? They seem to defend him nonstop with some weird promise of a payout, yet it has cost them more than 3k USD in subs and a pretty sizable drop in viewership compared to doing literally anything else.View attachment 6589972Maybe KC dents/farmer dents from the slow KC thread want to chime in? (The KC thread being slower than this thread is funny). Any dents like Tetrabax, Patric Carrillo (who's wife literally killed herself), vOID72 (now trying to get in with Raw Phil), or PerrytheWhite want to enlighten us on this master plan?

I wrote a theory a couple days ago but I can reiterate it. If anyone wants to debunk me feel free (please use some P. Diddy Johnson and Johnsons™).

KC thought DSP had his comedy castrated by cancel culture and wanted to help him remove his gag and let the winged piggy fly, but this is misguided. DSP was never funny. Back in the day he was laughing at himself make statements/commands about sexual assault while drinking alone in his figurine-cluttered apartment. He later claimed that he was using sexual content to "attract a teenage audience." There's a lot to decipher and unpack there but anyway you slice it, it's not funny or cool (especially considering Derich started watching DSP when he was like 12).

Edgy jokes take finesse/charisma to pull off, something Piggy doesn't have. 90's Howard Stern had that. He would flirt with women in the studio with him and ask intimate details about their sex life. He made self deprecating jokes about his small penis. His smooth-voiced, relaxed, and confident demeanor disarmed people naturally; as opposed to DSP's nasally, neurotic, and bipolar demeanor which fatigues you via monotony. When Howard did black face in "Private Parts" it was funny because the satire had some depth to it; it wasn't just like "black guy likes fried chicken ackackackackack!"

To be entertaining you have to have a sense of empathy because you are literally trying to make people laugh and feel good. Robin Williams probably was a little too overloaded on empathy (RIP<3). DSP does not have empathy, none at all. All he can do is transparently virtue signal in the most hollow way possible.

And as dented as some of the Stern crew were, they at least knew they were a part of something greater than themselves working together towards a greater goal - this is another thing main-character "Belle of the Ball" Burnell can't even conceptualize. He will always look to immediately exploit a social connection in his favor - fairness, ethics, morals, or even a long term mutual reward be damned. Any relationship to DSP (other than the mom/maid/"Beard") is DOA. He would pathologically lie right to a therapist's face so that would probably be pointless too. Maybe KC has like, sunk cost fallacy goin on, they are a casino after all.

P.S. and any dents (canadian kirk) hanging their hats on a future DSPolitics should take a cold shower. He will fap (again) on onlyfans before he grows a pair and dislodges the fence post from his ass. He's not built for the heat in that kitchen. Gaming is a safespace sandbox where he can say retarded things with no consequences, so that's where he will stay because he's a coward. The best you will get is low hanging fruit like anti-Bobby Kotick rants.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil's fanbase were mostly 12 year olds who laughed at dumb jokes. Just think about his old friend request ridicule videos the majority sounded like little kids. Even some of his supportes were mostly underage.

And again the best example would be Metokurs reaction to Phil's old "Hello Jew" video: no punchline, no funn y Jew names like Schlomo or Goldenstein, no asthma voice it's just "JEW!" "I kill you JEW". And it wasn't even original he copied others like Howard Stern and he thought HE would be ok with that because Howard Stern got away with it.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I really want Phil to lose his shit over the tax increase because it is not actually so bad.