🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yes that's the point, a very minor personality was hired by a major think tank, despite the fact that the personality's not-that-old tweets suggest she had opinions diametrically opposed to that of the think tank

I don’t think some guy getting a job for a porn whore he’s banging, or wants to bang, isnt shocking. Getting publicity called out on it is funny. Like he gives two fucks what her opinions are, she wasn’t hired for her brains or views. I just wondered if the idiot at least got laid a few times for this humiliation. He will probably lose his job, or his power in the company, over it.

Vanity titles for whores (female and male) is par for the course in some companies if a horny dude has hiring power, but it was pretty stupid to do it for Con Inc media. If he worked for a looney left wing org she’d be celebrated as a sex worker and anyone implying she was hired for giving good blow jobs would screeched at.

 

[Festivus]

Piggie used to follow Festivus but because he kept chickening out on the “feats of strength” after demanding more time to air grievances, he was no longer invited.

He was never invited, don't put that on us.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

LOL, ofc the first name he wrote was Juju.

I’m surprised he didn’t have it underlined a few times with little hearts around his name

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

A couple of years back, some TERFs were annoyed at her for using "she/her" for a troon friend. Troon mentioned one of the TERFs used to be a stripper, and she said this.

https://x.com/buttonslives/status/1604620890959921153
https://archive.li/Z83xn
lol

 

[Fortyone]

You think Ethan Ralph Fatter then Steven Seagal?

I wonder if Ralph would shit himself after being knocked out like that one time it happened to Seagal. Maybe it happened during Portugal 1&2

 

[PTNR 2.0]

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1200 pesos = like 70 bucks.

70 bucks for vitamin B1, low-dose pregabalin* (an extremely cheap drug that is effectively gabapentin and, other than pregabalin being prescribed for probably-fake-disease fibromyalgia, has the same use profile), and CMP (typically a food additive that some people in the alt-health sphere think can cure everything from sciatica to diabetes to herpes; has had no clinical evaluation for efficacy and boxes of it contain the usual "not intended to treat, prevent or cure any disease" spiel) that can be bought OTC on Amazon for 50 bucks in the states, so is likely a fraction of that, down Mexico way.

I guess it's true what they say: a gunt and his pesos are soon parted.

*one of the biggest side effects of pregabalin is "suicidal thoughts and actions". Inshallah.

 

[Fapcop]

1200 pesos = like 70 bucks.

70 bucks for vitamin B1, low-dose pregabalin* (an extremely cheap drug that is effectively gabapentin and, other than pregabalin being prescribed for probably-fake-disease fibromyalgia, has the same use profile), and CMP (typically a food additive that some people in the alt-health sphere think can cure everything from sciatica to diabetes to herpes; has had no clinical evaluation for efficacy and boxes of it contain the usual "not intended to treat, prevent or cure any disease" spiel) that can be bought OTC on Amazon for 50 bucks in the states, so is likely a fraction of that, down Mexico way.

I guess it's true what they say: a gunt and his pesos are soon parted.

*one of the biggest side effects of pregabalin is "suicidal thoughts and actions". Inshallah.

May I point out that Ralph is a fucking moron who got scammed?

I’ve had what he had. Likely radial nerve injury.

No medicine can help that shit. The nerve has to heal and it takes time.

The doctor saw the fat gringo as an easy mark.

“Mucho serioso senior Gunt! Medicina! Very importante!”

 

[spacko]

May I point out that Ralph is a fucking moron who got scammed?

I’ve had what he had. Likely radial nerve injury.

No medicine can help that shit. The nerve has to heal and it takes time.

The doctor saw the fat gringo as an easy mark.

“Mucho serioso senior Gunt! Medicina! Very importante!”

"drugs? hayell yeah. Gawds plan BISH"

 

[FightenGnome]

May I point out that Ralph is a fucking moron who got scammed?

 

[Undisclosed Frenchman]

Oh my god, Ralph is on Pregabalin. For those who don't know Pregabalin has a somewhat nasty side effect of making you drowsy and dizzy which is worsened by alcohol and weed. If Ralph hasn't taken it before and can't stay sober (which is a guarantee) we may see a zombie Ralph next stream.

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

what is that red on the filter of sow dart? Is that lipstick, Gunt? Or maybe it could be blood from his incessantly bleeding gums being mauled by his dentures?

 

[Rage Pig]

The Gunt is on a righteous crusade for Peanut the squirrel, and I have to concur.

RIP Peanut 2017 - 2024

 

[Ed Special]

This is his certain future.

Far from certain - the most common first symptom of strokes and heart attacks is that the victim just suddenly drops dead. This is particularly true among alcoholics and drug addicts, so given the magnitude of The Ralphamale's drinking and drug problems, I reckon it's far more likely that he'll just suddenly fall in the shower one day because his heart said "Fuck this shit, I'm out".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh my god, Ralph is on Pregabalin. For those who don't know Pregabalin has a somewhat nasty side effect of making you drowsy and dizzy which is worsened by alcohol and weed. If Ralph hasn't taken it before and can't stay sober (which is a guarantee) we may see a zombie Ralph next stream.

Oh man we’re in for some fun. Wait didn’t Ralph also have a heart condition he had to take nitrous oxide for?



Ah well I’m sure it’s nothing.

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Honestly finding out a woman on the right did porno is not shocking or a surprise, just throw a dart at a list of conservative grifter women and I guarantee she will either be Jewish, a race mixer, a porn star or a mix of the 3.

 

[Male Idiot]

The Ralphachud still did better background research than the "conservative think tank" and I find that hilarious.

Another hollering W for our ragepig! Go get the thots Ralph!

 

[lester]

Rarely do I agree with gunt, but this Peanut/Fred shit sucks and NY being evil...maybe.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Ralph is now as much of a journalist as Kurt Eichenwald is, congratulations Ralph! And hey, watching interracial porn on your own in a shack is way less degenerate than showing Japanese creampie doujins to your wife and (allegedly) your kids.

 

[Law]

I was really hoping that this was going to be him finding out about Donald Trump in the 1996 Playboy production Centerfold.
Imagine our little oinker in an XXXL smoking robe, classing it up with some vintage softcore.

 

[Killing and Eating People]

The Gunt is on a righteous crusade for Peanut the squirrel, and I have to concur.
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RIP Peanut 2017 - 2024
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Holy based....Righteous Ralph moment

It's somewhat diminished by the fact that Ralph is responsible for his own fair share of animal abuse and death, including mocking some guys dog that died in an accident. And he doesn't seem to be too concerned with the incident itself as much it being a terrible political move from the groypers, which it is.