Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I will be us in Latin? I did a quick translate via Google, it doesn't want to translate "us" but changing it to "we" gives "Ego Autem" which has a neat ring to it, if short.
Otherwise, a classic like "Pride before the Fall" works as well.

A good translation of "I will be us" into Latin would be "ego ero nos".

 

[parsnip]

I think Rekieta has some weirdo sister living in some shithole in South America.

She doesn't seem like the full quid and is possibly estranged from the whole Rekieta family.

She's probably the only normal one in the family and decided to get the fuck away from the rest of them.

 

[Pagan Min]

There are two problems with Grifty's arguments:
1) While yes, Nick can do whatever he wants with his own money, cocaine use is illegal in the United States of America.
2) His fans have the right to be upset that their money went to feeding Nick's coke habit.

3) As long as his drug usage doesn't affect anyone else, then Nick can snort his nose off with all the coke in Minnesota. However, his drug usage wasn't in a vacuum, what with one of his kids having tested positive for a massive amount of coke in her system. That alone blows Grifty's arguments away -- and if he had any decency whatsoever, he'd waddle off to obscurity (one again), possibly with him pulling a Nick & tard-beating himself into a coma.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

What about having the front be a kiwi head with Nick's schnoz instead of the beak?

I like it! But funny - as I was envisioning the profile, the similarity of the kiwi beak popped in my head as well - thought of the inverse of your idea (Nick's head + kiwi beak)

It's days like this I wish I could draw.

 

[repentance]

I think Rekieta has some weirdo sister living in some shithole in South America.

She doesn't seem like the full quid and is possibly estranged from the whole Rekieta family.

She's also a half-sister and considerably older than Nick.

She's served on the board of the Peaches and Louis foundation, so she's probably not estranged from the family.

Based on her recent anti-Kayla tweets, I suspect April is trying to bully Kayla into self-deletion.

She's publicly stated that she wants to be Nick's wife, and that would only be possible if Nick and Kayla divorced or Kayla died, so she's wishing Kayla ill despite claiming to "love" her.

I hope April keeps tweeting.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

A good translation of "I will be us" into Latin would be "ego ero nos".

>ego
nick has a huge ego
>ero
nick is porn addicted
>nose
nick has a huge nose

Holy shit this is like starwars

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nick is too much of a spineless faggot to kill himself or anyone else (excluding vehicular manslaughter while wasted).

Kayla is of course a non-entity.

April is a hunter and could probably kill someone, but at this point she's already completely debased herself. What would drive her to kill?

April is a coke whore. There, I said it.

 

[datura_binge]

Based on her recent anti-Kayla tweets, I suspect April is trying to bully Kayla into self-deletion.

As an aside, I did briefly consider the fact that when (EDIT: April) was doing her emo tweeting she might legit be getting ready to go crazy and kill everybody. Consider the following:

• We think Nick kicked her out for one reason or another
• She is begging begging begging for attention publicly, so maybe he blocked her phone
• She may be homeless since she went from living with Aaron to living with Nick
• All her legal troubles, whether we like it or not, are all Nicks fault. Keep in mind if Nick wasn't such an egomaniac, he would not have neglected his kids and livestreamed his narcotics usage to the world, prompting the police to investigate and, thus, catch April who otherwise would have been able to keep being a private coke whore instead of a public one
• Nick is a notorious liar and probably strung her on this entire time

Would it really be that surprising if the thought crossed her mind to do something crazy? People have done insane shit for much less than this situation, as wild as it may be.

 

[john marston]

As an aside, I did briefly consider the fact that when Kayla was doing her emo tweeting she might legit be getting ready to go crazy and kill everybody. Consider the following:

I think you mean *April*

Also: if this is true, I hope that she doesn't kill anyone and instead takes Null's $7k for the bodycam footage. That'll buy her a few weeks to find something better

 

[Pelican Bones]

Rekieta can no longer be a lawyer
see what you guys did
Apologize!

Look, it's pretty simple. We have rules here. A process. The Kiwi Kontrol Kouncel temporarily allowed Nick one (1) stream, but Nick knows Kouncel edicts do not become official until the start of the next business day. Nick decided to flout the process by streaming immediately.

As such, the Kouncel has decided to terminate Nick's law license. He will be allowed to regain his lawyerin' privileges when we see fit.

We sentenced Nick to the non-lawyer cuck chamber. We didn't want to do it. Felt we owed it to him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I know you're replying rhetorically to the balldoguard, but I couldn't help myself.
UK /ˌmɪsdɪˈmiːnə(ɹ)/
US /ˌmɪsdɪˈmiːnɝ/
No difference except accent. And sperging about orthographic differences between between /ou/ and /o∅/ is even more retarded. Man, this guy is both dumb and stubborn.

Texans using Latin terms of art, BTFO'd! The REAL reason Ty Beard lost the case!

A better latinist is needed, but a literal translation could be Ego ero nobis.

I will give it thought.

Is it considered ill advised or disrespectful to connect via Zoom to a hearing using a cellphone?

Otherwise, April is just a retard. Does she own a car? Just go to the hearing in person. Stupid whore.

No, people on clips I see online are calling in from laptops at home and cellphones in cars. They only seem to get upset if there is a lot of background noise.

Since I’m not too well versed on the Rekeita family lore, does Nick have any siblings? If he’s an only child it’d explain why his parents doted on him so much, and I’d also be curious how his sibling(s) turned out if he had them.

As an aside, it is my understanding that narcissism typically develops either from parents who are neglectful/abusive or parents who dote on their child too much, and Nick definitely seems to be part of the latter.

I think Rekieta has some weirdo sister living in some shithole in South America.

She doesn't seem like the full quid and is possibly estranged from the whole Rekieta family.

Nicks sister appears to be a half-sister that is about 8 years older. The best guess is she is Celeste's from a previous marriage--given her involvement in the sister's custody cases for her own daughter.

When was the last time Nick made money from actually practicing as a lawyer, anyway?

Made money to support his family? Never. The last time he got paid for practice? Years.

 

[john marston]

• All her legal troubles, whether we like it or not, are all Nicks fault. Keep in mind if Nick wasn't such an egomaniac, he would not have neglected his kids and livestreamed his narcotics usage to the world, prompting the police to investigate and, thus, catch April who otherwise would have been able to keep being a private coke whore instead of a public one

I fundamentally disagree with this. April made a choice to do coke and enter a polycule with a married man with children. She may have somewhat pressured into it by Aaron or Nick or whatever, but she made every choice she did. And then she went back to him. I'm sure she knows *someone* who would be willing to house her to keep her off the streets.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I will give it thought.

Fiam nobis.

(No hassling me about declining anything incorrectly please, it's been fucking decades since I did Latin)

 

[IamnottheNSA]

"ego ero nos"

Perfect description of Crackets right there. He has a giant ego, is a massive erotic degenerate and has a huge nose.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

That silver coin of Nick would be legendary. There would be so many things you could put on it. Obviously a balldo, proably some whiskey in there, the law pope hat, with nick's face in a drunken stupor. Oh i'd buy one lol.

We will call them Balldo Bucks.

 

[MadStan]

When was the last time Nick made money from actually practicing as a lawyer, anyway?

I've listed below every case he worked on as a Lawyer and the results.

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[Strix454]

Some Latin phrases that might apply:

ecce homo - behold the man
radix malorum est cupiditas - The root of all evil is desire
sunt pueri pueri, pueri puerilia tractant - Boys will be boys and boys will do foolish things
vox clamantis in deserto - The voice of one shouting in the desert
vox nihili - The voice of nothing
falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus - False in one thing, false in everything
in cauda venenum - the poison is in the tail (meaning a story that starts good and ends in horror)
infra dignitatem - Beneath Dignity
ira deorum - The vengeance of the gods
nil admirari - Be surprised at nothing
non compos mentis - of unsound mind
nunc est bibendum - Now is the time to drink
odi profanum vulgus et arceo - I hate the unholy rabble. Keep them away
ophidia in herba - Snake in the grass.
chao ab ordo - out of Order comes Chaos
calix meus inebrians - My cup makes me drink
contra bonos mores - Against good morals

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I've listed below every case he worked on as a Lawyer and the results.

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hey that's a really long post can you condense it down a little bit so it doesn't take up so much of the page?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That silver coin of Nick would be legendary. There would be so many things you could put on it. Obviously a balldo, proably some whiskey in there, the law pope hat, with nick's face in a drunken stupor. Oh i'd buy one lol.

You can have the bottle ass pic on the tail end and Nick’s smug face on the front

 

[Shig O'nella]

Can we have a pentagram surrounding smug face?