Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gorton Colu]

Nick couldn't afford $300 to keep his license.
April claims she can't afford a $20 webcam and that's why she jeopardized her legal case by connecting from Nick's studio.
Kayla never made any money and I doubt she has any control over their finances.
Money may be tight in the Balldo Bunker.

Is it considered ill advised or disrespectful to connect via Zoom to a hearing using a cellphone?

Otherwise, April is just a retard. Does she own a car? Just go to the hearing in person. Stupid whore.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Nick couldn't afford $300 to keep his license.

I think he could afford it just fine. He seems to have not done his 45 hours of continuing education. Why? My guess is because he is a lazy fuck and didn't feel like it. Also, rules are for the little people, the simmering hoi polloi masses-- not that apex of mascululinity, coolnesss and humanity, the great Niq Riqieta. See also his refusal to pay his speeding tickets, his Montagraph payment, his taxes and so on. It isn't that he can't, it's that he simply doesn't feel like it, because why should he? Mommy and Daddy have bailed him out of all those types of issues before (see Bob paying his literal taxes earlier), so my thinking is that he simply hasn't asked them to step up to the plate (and why indeed should he even have to ask them, they should just do it, BOB!) and bail him out of those pesky weird and funny payments.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This year? No.
Last year I voted for Tomlinson because I expected that Rekieta of 2024 will dwarf Rekieta of 2023. This year Bossman Jack comes close to Nick's "achievements" when it comes to legal problems but Bossman already was a crackhead compulsive gambler when we discovered him - jail time was only a matter of time. Nick went from someone perceived as a successful entertainer, good father, good husband and productive member of his community to... whatever he is now.

Bossman is Null ballot stuffing. Patrick earned 2nd place.

Bossman is like Chantal, a mildly amusing lolcow that Null likes and therefore some of the forum does because they fall in line with Null when he is wrong (think the cheese thread).

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Needs a mugshot of Balldo somewhere in there too, looking as unappealing as possible.

No, no, no, the front of the coin needs a classic coin profile. That beak of his deserves a profile. And with the head slung forward from the upper spine curve like in that courthouse photo after kayla's hearing.

I will be us in Latin? I did a quick translate via Google, it doesn't want to translate "us" but changing it to "we" gives "Ego Autem" which has a neat ring to it, if short.
Otherwise, a classic like "Pride before the Fall" works as well.

I desperately want that translation/ conversion of Nick's tattoo to be correct , bc visually it looks like "ego + autism," which, if correct, is absolutely coincidentally perfect for a nick + KF combo.

I am a fan of classic and klassy things, so I see a classic metal coin in relief, profile on the front, maybe with LOTY above the year (he will absolutely win this year), to the lower right or running along the lower edge.

And on the reverse - ego autem & some other choice comments running around the whole edge, with an inner circular border. The inner circle is divided with an X (tribute to the St Andrew's cross for the dungeon that never was), with the balldo in one quadrant, a wolf head in another (oriented and howling in the direction of the balldo), the star trek sign in the third, and in the 4th - either a workboot (steel toe style) or blank (lol), or maybe a mountain of coke. OK, my coin is going to need to be at least as big as a silver dollar.

 

[OrionBalls]

April is a hunter and could probably kill someone, but at this point she's already completely debased herself. What would drive her to kill?

Coke fueled psychosis accompanied by abandonment and rejection.

 

[john marston]

I sent her another message.

I did not expect April to be open to sending us the body cam footage

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Is it considered ill advised or disrespectful to connect via Zoom to a hearing using a cellphone?

It absolutely isn't, you see it all the time on lawtube channels.

I think he could afford it just fine. He seems to have not done his 45 hours of continuing education. Why? My guess is because he is a lazy fuck and didn't feel like it.

I think in reality he's slowly giving up on everything as he continues to spiral.

 

[john marston]

I am little slow in the mind so I need little help to explain Grifty reasoning: how does moving out of state justify crack smoking using money given by your donors?
I'm a little retarded to see how anything would justify cocaine use.

The typical lolbertarian argument for drug use is that it's your money and your body so you should be allowed to spend it and consume whatever you want, including cocaine/crack use.

There are two problems with Grifty's arguments:
1) While yes, Nick can do whatever he wants with his own money, cocaine use is illegal in the United States of America.
2) His fans have the right to be upset that their money went to feeding Nick's coke habit.

 

[not william stenchever]

But it can get better, and for many of us, it does. You can wish for life, or you can wish for death, but you can't have both.

Or you could be Rekieta and wish to transcend mortality and have a coke fueled apotheosis, casting aside God and even reality itself.

 

[Seafarer]

I am convinced, too. I became especially convinced upon reading the testimony that Nick’s father gave in one of the child protective services case transcripts. It’s crystal fuckin’ clear that Nick is the little prince of his parents eye. The little prince who gets his way & everything handed to him. I also think that Nicks tired, worn out, constantly on repeat excuses are the same ones he’s been playing his entire life, to his delight. Especially during his adult life. He’s So. Busy. Just buy his bullshit & it’ll be alright for the exalted little Prince just biding his time.

Since I’m not too well versed on the Rekeita family lore, does Nick have any siblings? If he’s an only child it’d explain why his parents doted on him so much, and I’d also be curious how his sibling(s) turned out if he had them.

As an aside, it is my understanding that narcissism typically develops either from parents who are neglectful/abusive or parents who dote on their child too much, and Nick definitely seems to be part of the latter.

 

[SargonF00t]

Nick couldn't afford $300 to keep his license.
April claims she can't afford a $20 webcam and that's why she jeopardized her legal case by connecting from Nick's studio.
Kayla never made any money and I doubt she has any control over their finances.
Money may be tight in the Balldo Bunker.

Money may well be tight in the Balldo Bunker, but if April or Kayla were to provide Null with the video footage, that would effectively be the end of their relationship with Rekieta and considering he has a trust fund, April and Kayla will be hanging on for dear life to Rekieta.

I wonder if the reason why Rekieta is so fucking salty at Aaron, is that Rekieta thought he had engineered a situation where he gets rid of Kayla, without bitterness and trouble from her and he gets access to new gash in April, and he sees Aaron as fucking that all up for him.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

View attachment 6587095

https://archive.ph/bitJC

I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

So the only credential that proved to be somewhat valuable to society is gone.

Now this husk of a human has probably realized he can't live without parasocials,
which would explain the sheer impotence radiating from their Tweets,
as evident to everyone as the nasally-deliberate low-T-sexual tone of his voice.

How awful must it feel to alienate everyone around you and find out that
with no one around to lovebomb, you become what you Superchat.

Strived so hard to be the Dick, only to end up as a low-tier sex-toy extravagance.

Good job, Cuck Brokieta.
Please, keep neglecting your life, but only in a faggy way.
Have a pat in the head, too, since you're so starved of online validation.
And by all means, keep doing fat women jokes and calling everyone nerds.

I am so proud of you. Good cow.

 

[SargonF00t]

Since I’m not too well versed on the Rekeita family lore, does Nick have any siblings? If he’s an only child it’d explain why his parents doted on him so much, and I’d also be curious how his sibling(s) turned out if he had them.

As an aside, it is my understanding that narcissism typically develops from parents who are either neglectful/abusive or parents who dote on their child too much, and Nick definitely seems to be part of the latter.

I think Rekieta has some weirdo sister living in some shithole in South America.

She doesn't seem like the full quid and is possibly estranged from the whole Rekieta family.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Thats the funniest shit about his nerd projection, Rekietas peers now may be meth addicts and black tar victims but before that Mr Shoulders was a fucking anime dork on the same level as faggots like Gaytor and all the other freaks at his gay anime convention

I think that’s what makes his whole… uh, shall we say “transition” jarring to me. It’s so fucking WEIRD that it makes each update from him more unbelievably retarded than the last.

 

[Strix454]

Man, haven't kept up on Nick but wasn't he saying a while back that there's some "government conspiracy" up against him, and his harem of roasties like Nina Infinity were all puffing that up?

The story has evolved and changed over time. Early on, Robert Barnes the lawyer claimed that Nick was a prominent local critic of government corruption in the area were he lived and the charges could be seen as retaliation against someone government would consider an enemy. The problem for Barnes was that Nick had never said much of anything about local government.

I think Nick has specifically argued that the police officer who sought the warrant, the CPS official who investigated the case and the judge who signed the search warrant were all conspiring against him. He has accused various of them of different combinations of committing perjury, lying at various time and incompetence.

There was also I believe an accusation against the criminal justice system in the county in general of covering up the incompetence and incorrect testing results of the drug lab that the county uses. The reasoning was presented was that local judges would never tell the truth about the lab because if they did, all kinds of people in the county would have to be freed or have their charges dropped.

Generally everything that went into the getting the search warrant on Nick's house was the result of a conspiracy because Nick was a great dad and there was never any proof that Nick was using cocaine. Nick also holds that something has to be wrong with the drug lab because its just impossible for his daughter to ever have used to cocaine or test positive for using cocaine.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

When was the last time Nick made money from actually practicing as a lawyer, anyway?

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I'm not even considering any other options for LOTY. It's Rackets, full stop, lock it in. This dumb coke head nigger is spiraling harder than I've ever seen. I mean really though, why even vote for Patrick when Nick is just becoming him?

I went back and checked, and the first post of 2024 was on page 2853. Nick has managed to grow his thread by over 4100 pages (and counting) in the span of 11 months. That's some incredible shit. It's a glorious dumpster fire that Nick refuses to stop pouring gas on, and I can't look away - and we haven't even gotten to the fun part yet, when this retard goes to trial!

 

[Captain Manning]

Besides accent, please explain the difference in pronunciation?

There is none.

This is some next-level idiocy. Maybe he is smoking something, or he is legitimately 70 IQ.

Either way, he has no substantive argument. None of them do. Their e-daddy Rekieta has left them high and dry.

 

[Neetorino]

No, no, no, the front of the coin needs a classic coin profile. That beak of his deserves a profile. And with the head slung forward from the upper spine curve like in that courthouse photo after kayla's hearing.

What about having the front be a kiwi head with Nick's schnoz instead of the beak?

 

[Cousin Eddie]

April is a hunter and could probably kill someone, but at this point she's already completely debased herself. What would drive her to kill?

Based on her recent anti-Kayla tweets, I suspect April is trying to bully Kayla into self-deletion.