Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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TrainWreckSpotter said:
Someone needs to send Cobes a sex doll, already.
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PetiteFeet said:
This has already been tried multiple times, he's a sex doll serial killer.
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Fun Sized Felicia went through some horrors during her short time at Cobra's house. Didn't he have some weird kidnapping story at first to hide the shameful truth?
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Your Landlord said:
May I get a QRD of Courtney's stream last night?
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It was mostly Josh doing his normal drunk rambling about Ozzy and gendur relayshons. The most interesting part was when Porkney brought on hrh, the girl that uploads NAL related content, and hrh asked Josh some questions about things NAL has alleged. She asked Josh if he remembers doxing and releasing nudes of NAL on Discord. Josh drunkenly said that troles imitate him all the time and that he had no recollection of the "trole allegations". Courtney chimed in and said that "in defense of Josh that Discord server is his safe space and he feels like he can say things there without it getting outside of the Discord server". hrh then asked Josh what his comments on Blair White were and Josh said that "she" is trans and that's okay but he isn't attracted to her sexually and that it's gross. hrh then asked him if Warlord sucked him off. Josh did a spit take and started rambling about how he hasn't seen Alex Campbell in "days....months.....a year at this point". Courtney chimed in and said "They have tried stuff before for sure." The rest of the time hrh was on it was mostly Josh rambling incoherently while Porkey hit on hrh and kept saying she sounded cute. The rest of the stream after hrh left was just a typical black out drunk Josh stream where it was near impossible to understand about 90% of what he was saying and Porkney gave him leading questions in an attempt to milk him.

Not that anyone needed confirmation but we now know that Josh is just waiting until he is off stream to get wasted. It doesn't seem like he had planned to get on Courtney's stream because she streamed for about an hour before Josh even joined in. So much for "my kidneys hurt".
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
You go BOY!!!

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I know it's not much but I wonder what jessica is holding back, because you know she's definately holding something back to drop as a final fuck you nuke.

But honestly Josh really needs to stop messaging her, just block her on everything - we know he wont do that but Clint needs to once again step in an stop him from messaging her or things are going to escalate.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Man he keeps that shit up and she might actually have a decent claim to harassment
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That's a legit concern, if he was saying "Jessica please stop contacting me" as a reply that would be fine but it looks genuinely unhinged with what he's saying to her - I kinda wonder if this is new behaviour or if he did this to Stephanie or his other ex's because this seems a little too obsessive - we know what he was like with that Girl in school he dad had to say has died to get him from stop pining after her, but this could also be a reaction to someone He can't have the last word about because other than fairly recently non of his ex's have had a internet presence beyond the personal while Jessica can air all the Dirty Laundry out in public and He's freaking out because he's not able to have the last word about it.
 
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C. G. B Spender said:
Fun Sized Felicia went through some horrors during her short time at Cobra's house. Didn't he have some weird kidnapping story at first to hide the shameful truth?
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Yeah, one doll was stolen and trashed for the metal skeleton inside of it.
Another he killed like a serial killer. "Fuck it to death" was his excuse for chopping it up.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Stolen by a meth addict for scrap, I think it was.
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PetiteFeet said:
Yeah, one doll was stolen and trashed for the metal skeleton inside of it.
Another he killed like a serial killer. "Fuck it to death" was his excuse for chopping it up.
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Oh shit i had forgotten that one "he fucked to death" for jokes, how could Shon let this happen to his own kind? :D
 
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PetiteFeet said:
And the pocket pussy he cut to pieces on stream. I understand Post Nut Clarity and shame being a thing but of course Cobes kicks that up to 11 by slashing shit up.
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We all know that "Post Nut Regret". But I've only ever seen the boglim show "Post Nut Regret Regret" since he immediately figured out he shouldn't have done that.
Just like after regretting that he stuck his wand in the rotten Wendy's burger, only to opine on wishing he didn't burn that bridge after realizing he wouldn't get any seconds.
 
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