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Pennsylvania is notoriously populated by retards, I wouldn't trust them with anything.
They are all retarded in Pennsylvania. Stay away from Pennsylvania. Don't move there or visit. Just drive around it; I know it is a hassle to go all the way to New Jersey or Canada but just trust me. Don't eat the food or see the sites and for the love of God don't eat the chocolate or drink the beer. Just stay away from this hellhole!!

Good that should keep everyone away. Back to doing Pennsylvania things...
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A Harris supporter tries to justify troons going into women's restrooms, and uses the similar word salad and question dodging tactics that Harris uses:


 

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They are all retarded in Pennsylvania. Stay away from Pennsylvania. Don't move there or visit. Just drive around it; I know it is a hassle to go all the way to New Jersey or Canada but just trust me. Don't eat the food or see the sites and for the love of God don't eat the chocolate or drink the beer. Just stay away from this hellhole!!

Good that should keep everyone away. Back to doing Pennsylvania things...
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This but unironically, Pennsylvania is like all the worst parts of Massachusetts and Texas mashed together.
 
Obummer not feeling so good, bros:

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Busses being round up for Tuesday:

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Get everyone out to vote. Run up the score. Let the old people go in front of you to vote first, bribe coworkers with lunch on you if they go vote. If you are in management let the good people go vote if they haven't or leave early. 12 hours of sacrifice for 4 years of peace and prosperity.
To go with this, do everything you can to get Trump votes:
- Bribe homeless people to vote using food or even crack, round them up and go to a voting centre
- Find people in the line to vote that are voting harris, ask their names by making up that you might know them from high school. Ask if you can go ahead because you don't want to miss your 6 year olds gender reassignment surgery. Then vote for Trump in their name.
- For the libertarians that don't vote, TELL THEM KAMALA WILL BAN ANONYMITY ON THE INTERNET
- If you're in a liberal area, get a transgender flag and a trump hat. This will make thousands of liberal combust into smoke. You can then use their combustion to burn the flag.
 
AWFLs rioting, would be quite a sight.
The jokes right themselves.

"Blow job Secretary represents for Blow Job President!"

"Kamala and Monica get on their knees to save democracy!!!!!"

"It might taste salty, but to us it tastes like freedom."

"Kneepad sisters unite!!!"

"Snowballing for Kamala!!!"
 
Side note, does anyone here have any non-beer or wine drink recommendations for election night?

Pregnant here so I'm probably going to have my Ginger tea to help with morning sickness or drink water with an electrolyte flavoured mix.

Might flip between Fox and UK Sky news for election updates Tuesday night - maybe BBC News but it's not the same since the old election night guard retired. Sigh
If you're looking for a non-alcoholic option, Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Cider or Sparkling Grape Juice.
It's usually in the grocery store near the sparkling mineral waters if they carry it.
 
Obummer not feeling so good, bros:

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Busses being round up for Tuesday:

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Get everyone out to vote. Run up the score. Let the old people go in front of you to vote first, bribe coworkers with lunch on you if they go vote. If you are in management let the good people go vote if they haven't or leave early. 12 hours of sacrifice for 4 years of peace and prosperity.
It'd be hilarious if the Republican busses are so packed that they ask to borrow some of the unused Democrat busses.
 
Obummer not feeling so good, bros:

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Busses being round up for Tuesday:

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Get everyone out to vote. Run up the score. Let the old people go in front of you to vote first, bribe coworkers with lunch on you if they go vote. If you are in management let the good people go vote if they haven't or leave early. 12 hours of sacrifice for 4 years of peace and prosperity.
I'm grateful to see Republicans finally joining Democrats in basic get out the vote strategies 40 years later. If anything this election has finally convinced Republicans that actually trying has a better success rate than losing with dignity from the start.
 
I seem to be in the minority on this site for this opinion but KC is literal cancer and PPPs voice makes me want to shove razor blades in my ears.
I will be watching the true parisian choice CNN
It's zoomer "shut your brain off and enjoy meaningless bullshit" type of content.
The humor is weak, the informational value is weak, often nonexistent, their pre-show research is hilariously bad, they often say factually wrong things.
It's just like TikTok. Just look at these weird guys being weird and repeating memes. It's a party!! WOOOO REPEAT THE MEME REPEAT THE MEME! Doesn't this stimulate your impressionable, undeveloped brain? REPEAT THE MEME
No idea how any adult can watch that, sober.
 
"Election fraud isn't real but you shouldn't vote for Trump so it looks like it was stolen even though it won't work"
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Too late for that this election, too many people have early voted. So unironically if you want to reveal fraud, running up the margins as much as possible is critical here. You need to for them to have 300% spikes in ballots. The more they have to rig it (this is all assuming DJT is not spending enough and fails to actually stop rigging the this time), the worse their international reputation will get. Trust me, you'll want the US' international power to crash and burn as soon as possible assuming Harris wins.
 
- Even the EU, THE FUCKING EU, is getting sick of this shit.

The EU is the organisation, not the countries of Europe that it occupies. It's many of the countries that are getting sick of all the illegal immigration. Well, most of the PEOPLE have been sick of it for a long time (and non-European immigration in general) but they've finally managed to elect a few governments that are too. It's the EU that's preventing them from tackling it. Or at least trying to prevent them, like in the case of Hungary where Orban is telling it to fuck off and it's withholding money from Hungary and threatening sanctions because of it. (And "EU money" is the country's money because countries have to pay the EU billions each year for the "privilege" of being members, although Hungary is in the 2/3 of countries that get more money from the EU than they pay in. But then the EU also takes 75% of the customs duties, agricultural duties and sugar levies collected by each country.) The EU WANTS Europe to become full of non-Europeans by any means necessary. So it can abolish the nations and just have zones full of drones that will do its bidding.
 
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