Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

AI cooking looks and sounds like nonsensical slopmaking.

Asking something that can't eat, cook or taste for recipes...what a waste of food that shitty soup was.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Someone posted an article about Steven Seagal and as soon as I saw his recent picture I instantly thought of one man.
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Good god they are twins. At least Steven has the use of both arms. Probably. Maybe... though looking at it closer we've seen Jack hold the dead arm like that back when he was pretending he could still use it.

Segal is like 70 and even in his obesity and old age he looks better than Jack.

You can make instant pot chili that is good, I've done it. You just have to add as little liquid as possible to keep it from burning and sometimes let it simmer after the pressure cook to reduce.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Seagal, while a lolcow now, was at least a semi-respectable martial artist when he started. Now he's just a joke. Like Fatty is but Fatty was always a joke.

Seagal could have a lolcow thread for sure.

He is a master of a martial art called Aikido. Aikido is basically useless in the real world. It was designed for fighting people who were carrying swords a certain way. Against people who are not carrying a sword that way, you need a cooperative opponent for it to work. There's a ton of Youtube videos of Aikido guys vs MMA fighters and the Aikido guys get stomped quickly every time

 

[Whaler]

Seagal could have a lolcow thread for sure.

He is a master of a martial art called Aikido. Aikido is basically useless in the real world. It was designed for fighting people who were carrying swords a certain way. Against people who are not carrying a sword that way, you need a cooperative opponent for it to work. There's a ton of Youtube videos of Aikido guys vs MMA fighters and the Aikido guys get stomped quickly every time

Aikido isn't basically worthless, it is worthless. It's even worse than Karate and Taekwondo when it comes to self defense.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Aikido isn't basically worthless, it is worthless. It's even worse than Karate and Taekwondo when it comes to self defense.

It's worthless unless you have a time machine back to 1400s Japan and are fighting a samurai. Even then it's worthless unless the samurai is holding the sword in the exact right way

 

[p1138]

Regardless of Seagal being a fraud for his entire career, including supposedly the guy who was supposed to be observing his black belt test or whatever the fuck nodding off and just granting it to him anyway instead of being willing to admit it, defrauding multiple wives at once, injuring people on sets because he didn't actually know how to safely throw someone or pull punches, pissing someone off on a set who eventually got Seagal in a headlock and made him shit himself, and on and on...

He still looks better than Fatty while being 20 years older.

 

[AnOminous]

I am weird but I like diced raw onions put in my chili after it's done cooking.

I always do that. I usually do a topping of raw onions, some kind of chopped fresh or pickled peppers, hot sauce, cheese and a dollop of sour cream (not a pig mountain like Jack calls a dollop).

And freshly shredded cheese. Using that preshredded cheese with literal fucking sawdust in it is utterly pig disgusting, and typical of Jack.

Lately I also throw on an almost homeopathic sprinkle of scorpion powder. I've been doing this for a few months and the tiny container of it I have still looks mostly full.

I also like my chili thicker, so I'd never use a pressure cooker but would prefer to cook it long and slow over a stove to reduce it.

I've used a pressure cooker once and it turned out awful so I never did that again. The one exception I might make is if I'm doing chunks of tough meat instead of ground. Even then a slow stew is better, but it might do in an emergency. I don't think I've ever had an emergency that required immediate chili though.

The only chili "emergency" I can think of is when it doesn't thicken up enough by the time I want it. Then masa flour can be a rescue ingredient. Or really any flour like Wondra or cornstarch in a pinch. If I'm using any of those, though, with the exception of masa, it means I screwed up.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Regardless of Seagal being a fraud for his entire career, including supposedly the guy who was supposed to be observing his black belt test or whatever the fuck nodding off and just granting it to him anyway instead of being willing to admit it, defrauding multiple wives at once, injuring people on sets because he didn't actually know how to safely throw someone or pull punches, pissing someone off on a set who eventually got Seagal in a headlock and made him shit himself, and on and on...

He still looks better than Fatty while being 20 years older.

Don't forget the time that Seagal told Gene LeBell that he couldn't be choked out due to his Aikido knowledge, so Gene asked him to test it out. Seagal agreed, so Gene set up the choke, Steve said go, Gene choked him out, and Seagal shit and pissed his pants.

 

[p1138]

Don't forget the time that Seagal told Gene LeBell that he couldn't be choked out due to his Aikido knowledge, so Gene asked him to test it out. Seagal agreed, so Gene set up the choke, Steve said go, Gene choked him out, and Seagal shit and pissed his pants.

I included that.

I've used a pressure cooker once and it turned out awful so I never did that again. The one exception I might make is if I'm doing chunks of tough meat instead of ground. Even then a slow stew is better, but it might do in an emergency. I don't think I've ever had an emergency that required immediate chili though.

A pressure cooker can have its uses, but most of the time it's just so damned unnecessary. Tough chunks of meat? Use the crock pot instead, it'll come out better. Might take hours, but who cares make sandwich if you're that hungry. I've used one of those instant pressure ninja pots once in the past decade, used the rice button... came out as fucking mush so I just said fuck it and cooked a replacement batch on the stove like a normal person. Tried to save a few minutes because it was an option, turned out to be a waste of fucking time(and food).

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Don't forget the time that Seagal told Gene LeBell that he couldn't be choked out due to his Aikido knowledge, so Gene asked him to test it out. Seagal agreed, so Gene set up the choke, Steve said go, Gene choked him out, and Seagal shit and pissed his pants.

You don't need to know aikido to move your head so you are looking downward.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is Jack going to try to kill another service member?

He's trying his damnedest to kill another of his own members.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Seagal could have a lolcow thread for sure.

He is a master of a martial art called Aikido. Aikido is basically useless in the real world. It was designed for fighting people who were carrying swords a certain way. Against people who are not carrying a sword that way, you need a cooperative opponent for it to work. There's a ton of Youtube videos of Aikido guys vs MMA fighters and the Aikido guys get stomped quickly every time

He totally drank the bullshido that's for sure.

Aikido is good if you're going up against somebody who doesn't know how to fight. It's all joint locks and pressure so you can control the person in question. But in a real fight against a trained opponent? It's pretty bad.

Regardless of Seagal being a fraud for his entire career, including supposedly the guy who was supposed to be observing his black belt test or whatever the fuck nodding off and just granting it to him anyway instead of being willing to admit it, defrauding multiple wives at once, injuring people on sets because he didn't actually know how to safely throw someone or pull punches, pissing someone off on a set who eventually got Seagal in a headlock and made him shit himself, and on and on...

He still looks better than Fatty while being 20 years older.

The man is a bona fide asshole. Everybody who's worked with him has said so.

I've used a pressure cooker once and it turned out awful so I never did that again. The one exception I might make is if I'm doing chunks of tough meat instead of ground. Even then a slow stew is better, but it might do in an emergency.

The biggest problem I find with pressure cooker chili is the flavors just aren't there. A slow simmer over several hours helps to build those flavors you want in your chili. Fatty doesn't seem to understand that while the 4 hour version he got had all that liquid because it would evaporate you don't use the same amount in a pressure cooker because all that water stays in it.

 

[AnOminous]

The biggest problem I find with pressure cooker chili is the flavors just aren't there. A slow simmer over several hours helps to build those flavors you want in your chili. Fatty doesn't seem to understand that while the 4 hour version he got had all that liquid because it would evaporate you don't use the same amount in a pressure cooker because all that water stays in it.

Fatty doesn't even understand that however you do it, you always brown the meat first. He doesn't even get the most basic aspect of chili.

 

[semitooth]

jack is live with his jizzstain brother

 

[p1138]

jack is live with his jizzstain brother

I just watched for a moment, and his brother was going on a tirade about how the audience needs to question everything including them and that they're full of shit and people shouldn't just accept everything they say. Fatty is sitting and seething in silence.

I think I got all that I could possibly get out of that podcast in that 30 seconds.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Fatty doesn't even understand that however you do it, you always brown the meat first. He doesn't even get the most basic aspect of chili.

Why brown the meat when you can give it freezer burn?

 

[Adamska]

The biggest problem I find with pressure cooker chili is the flavors just aren't there. A slow simmer over several hours helps to build those flavors you want in your chili. Fatty doesn't seem to understand that while the 4 hour version he got had all that liquid because it would evaporate you don't use the same amount in a pressure cooker because all that water stays in it.

Fatty doesn't even understand that however you do it, you always brown the meat first. He doesn't even get the most basic aspect of chili.

He both doesn't understand and doesn't give a shit. He doesn't seem to care all that much about taste so long as it's spicy and doesn't get dominated by yucky not-meat like vegetables. He only cares about texture, hence why he mixes the cheese and sour cream into the shitslop soup he calls chili and turns it atomic orange.

Speed and texture trumps all for him. And his texture choices are fucking heinous.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He both doesn't understand and doesn't give a shit. He doesn't seem to care all that much about taste so long as it's spicy and doesn't get dominated by yucky not-meat like vegetables. He only cares about texture, hence why he mixes the cheese and sour cream into the shitslop soup he calls chili and turns it atomic orange.

Speed and texture trumps all for him. And his texture choices are fucking heinous.

And how could we forget the pasta abominations he used to make where he'd mix two entire containers of ricotta into two bottles of RAO's turning it the color of puke and having the same consistency.

But it's okay. He's making a "double portion" except he'd eat both portions.

Why brown the meat when you can give it freezer burn?

That's where the flavor comes from didn't you know?

I just watched for a moment, and his brother was going on a tirade about how the audience needs to question everything including them and that they're full of shit and people shouldn't just accept everything they say. Fatty is sitting and seething in silence.

I think I got all that I could possibly get out of that podcast in that 30 seconds.

Well yeah questioning the narrative is good. But if all you listen to are idiots like Fatty and his brother then you're going to get a skewed view of things. And if you only listen to the side that supports your bias then... why even bother?

 

[Elderly beef taco]

I'm enjoying the chili discussions here.

Yall don't add cumin? That's like, *the* chili spice to me. Not much, but it needs it. Also, fresh lime juice at the end is a nice add-in. I like tossing in a pickled hot pepper too, adds a lot of flavor.

Leftovers are great served on a homemade mac and cheese too.

 

[p1138]

Well yeah questioning the narrative is good. But if all you listen to are idiots like Fatty and his brother then you're going to get a skewed view of things. And if you only listen to the side that supports your bias then... why even bother?

Sure, but more importantly Fatty was being told he should allow people to question him. You know, the one thing he hates the most?