The thing about being as stupid as Pat is it's basically undisguisable. A smart person can pretend to be dumb, but the opposite isn't true. He can't go more than a sentence or so without revealing that he is an astoundingly dim moron.
To be fair they look reasonably good especially considering the climate where he is.
In another timeline Patrick is a reasonably-successful author without Twitter who sells peppers at his local farmer's market on the weekends. He's still fat, but he owns it, and also lifts.
Alternate Timeline Pat, the first time a pest calls him fat: "Haha, yeah you're right. I could definitely stand to lose a few pounds. I just like beer too much, but I'm trying to cut down." (Logs off and goes back to writing his latest novel, but also remembers to call his biological daughter and make plans to visit her.)
Alternate timeline Pat would find norm Macdonald funny.
He is correct for once. How can he be a child abuser when the courts deemed him unfit to be a parent?
I put four pieces of tape on the floor to imprison my cats. Usually only Vetr falls for it. Creamsicle is too hyperactive to notice it and Malan'Tai is too old to care.
Pissing him off by saying positive things about him always kills me more than the insults.
Abandonment is a form of abuse.
You are going to prison for two counts of Felony Awful Pet Names. Enjoy.
So is Felony Double Posting, child. Enjoy prison. And scorn.
I am willing to bet good money that pat has never been punched in the face or has punched anyone in the face since becoming an adult
Though not for lack of Patty doing his best to provoke everyone he meets into wanting to haul off and deck him right in the middle of his stupid bloated mug.
His ability to describe himself without realizing it is truly remarkablePugilist Pat.
Patrick is still so very fat.
Thank you! I'm looking forward to prison. Pat's always talking about it and he just makes it sound so darn enjoyable!
I wonder if he has gotten so fat that he can absorb any type of punch being thrown at him
Do the courts say anything about it needing to be his?
