Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Hannah does totally normal stuff and Becky calls it autistic, an episode in an ongoing series.



Daniel says the creepiest thing yet about his infant daughter.



Wow, how zany, definitely diagnose this behavior.

She's a firstborn girl, I'd be more worried about hip dysplasia.

We get a glance at what the smell of the commune must be like. Enjoy.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm glad it has a best part, I couldn't pick one out myself. Sorry you have the shits you fat Kraut bitch. Maybe it's your diet? Maybe he's on his period?

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

We get a glance at what the smell of the commune must be like. Enjoy.

The basic principles of education were established in the 16th bloody century, and the most basic of them is comprehensibility. You do not teach a child things he cannot physically comprehend. "Nature observes a suitable time" and all that.

They are going to homeschool Hannah, aren't they.

 

[unexpected onions]

They are going to homeschool Hannah, aren't they.

Nah, then they wouldn't be able to post about kiwi farmers sending threats to her school and teachers and other students treating her badly because she's autistic trans bisexual gamer jew with 8 parents

 

[I Just Want To Read]

Nah, then they wouldn't be able to post about kiwi farmers sending threats to her school and teachers and other students treating her badly because she's autistic trans bisexual gamer jew with 8 parents

Also! Becky's consistent pattern of avoiding Hannah. She'll want the child to be away so more attention can be on her during those hours.

I will be 0% surprised if she also can't pick Hannah up from school, because she doesn't have the "spoons" to drive, and the duty will instead be given to Jackson and Daniel.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm glad it has a best part, I couldn't pick one out myself. Sorry you have the shits you fat Kraut bitch. Maybe it's your diet? Maybe he's on his period?

Maybe having a diaper changing station on the kitchen counters isn't the arrangement most conducive to digestive health.

 

[salt]

Have these people never interacted with a baby before? Serious question. Normal babies sit weird all the time. “Goofy legs” isn’t in the DSM diagnostic criteria for autism.

 

[lindsayfan]

ibs-posting about his "pungent effluvia" on main, applauded by his wife. i hate the idea i share a species with these people

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I have to admit that part of me was really holding out some shred of hope for Daniel's sanity. It was probably actually a wee bit misogynistic of me to even hope that this dude who decided to first fuck Becky, then "marry" her, and then have a very expensive, designer baby with her, would be anywhere near sane. This isn't a dramatic 19th century novel where the man behaves as an emotional anchor for his flighty romantic interest and I'm slightly ashamed that any part of me held on to that hope.

As for the whole "lol she's bisexual because she can't sit normally" - how is that ANY better than people joking about their boy-children "checking out the ladies" or whatever? You know Becky would REEEEEE heteronormativity if someone joked that some (totally normal) baby behavior suggested Hannah is cishet. I just hate that there's zero internal logic to these people. Wahhhhh don't assume my baby's gender or sexuality, but of course I CAN because I'm their TRANS MOTHER.

Fucking hell, they make my head hurt, the lot of the Gerber-Kleins.

 

[Wargarbl]

Declaring that your infant daughter is "bisexual in waiting" has to be one of the most creepy pedoshit things I've ever heard. Especially since it came from left field, with no "obvious joke" context to make it less skin-crawling.

I assume it's just Daniel's usual socially tonedeaf stream-of-consciousness posting. But since that essentially got him fired from multiple well-paying jobs, you'd think he'd eventually figure out that posting it to social media is a bad idea.

Apparently learning from mistakes isn't part of his skillset.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

left field, with no "obvious joke" context to make it less skin-crawling.

The joke, as it were, is from The Internet circa-2015ish - that bisexual people always sit strangely in chairs.




Just a couple quick examples of what you get if you search "bisexuals can't sit normally" on Google.

Seems more of an autismo thing rather than who you wanna fuck, but in a kid it is definitely a sign of BEING A FUCKING KID.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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If she still sits like that when she's 30, maybe.

“My daughter is autistic because I don’t strap her in her high chair” is definitely a take lol. Her mom arc is so annoying, she encounters regular baby shit and has to make it pathological. Literally every baby does that Becky, your daughter isn’t special.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Becky could take Sudafed for a couple days and stop leaking breastmilk all over her bedding and clothes, if she doesn’t breastfeed Hannah and that would be that.

Except that she wants to keep lactating for fetish purposes?

Spoiler: Breastmilk details that might not be suitable for all audiences

Leaked breastmilk STINKS. Unless Becky is waking up and immediately changing her bedding (including I HOPE a waterproof mattress protector), washing her clothes, and taking a shower she STINKS and so does her bed. It’s one of the things that I hated the most about nursing my babies. You just sort of smell like breastmilk and it gets in your nose so you smell it everywhere. You can be fresh and clean, with clean clothes and clean bedding and then have a random letdown and all that clean feeling is just gone.

Becky is a dirtbird with a shitty kitchen and a poopy cuck husband who apparently thinks their infant daughter has BISEXUAL energy and everyone should stop having sex with everyone involved for the rest of time.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Ooh, we've had a "stochastic terrorism", next comes "ontologically evil" and I'm gonna guess "Jesse Singal" for the tranny three-fer of tired Internet posts.

yeah, now it just needs a "doxxxing" and/or a "SWATTTing" to go full internet retard

 

[Disco Snake]

I can't believe Hannah is 9 months old. Shouldn't they be trying to get her to say mama or dada by now? Or trying to teach her how to pull herself up to stand? Surely she is old enough for a baby walker too.

Spoiler: Baby predictions.

I've heard that babies tend to say dada instead of mama first, because they don't recognize themselves as a different person from their mother. With that in mind, I wonder if Hannah's first word is going to be dada since Daniel is her primary caregiver.

 

[Trombonista]

Have these people never interacted with a baby before? Serious question. Normal babies sit weird all the time. “Goofy legs” isn’t in the DSM diagnostic criteria for autism.

Hannah is as autistic as her mother, i.e. not autistic at all.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

lol what a dumb babby, doesn't even know how to sit properly at a table at age nine months? Does Hannah even watch her trans momma sit on the couch? Probably can't even read the Netflix queue to know what binge content is coming up next or what season they're on either.

God, I can't wait to send her toddler daycare death threats via snail mail.

 

[I Just Want To Read]

I can't believe Hannah is 9 months old. Shouldn't they be trying to get her to say mama or dada by now? Or trying to teach her how to pull herself up to stand? Surely she is old enough for a baby walker too.

Spoiler: Baby predictions.

I've heard that babies tend to say dada instead of mama first, because they don't recognize themselves as a different person from their mother. With that in mind, I wonder if Hannah's first word is going to be dada since Daniel is her primary caregiver.

Babies start to recognize themselves as an individual around 6 months. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if there were delays in speech development, not because of aUtiSm as Becky wants it to be, but because Becky used cannabis and unspecified medications throughout her entire pregnancy.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I can't believe Hannah is 9 months old. Shouldn't they be trying to get her to say mama or dada by now? Or trying to teach her how to pull herself up to stand? Surely she is old enough for a baby walker too.

Spoiler: Baby predictions.

I've heard that babies tend to say dada instead of mama first, because they don't recognize themselves as a different person from their mother. With that in mind, I wonder if Hannah's first word is going to be dada since Daniel is her primary caregiver.

Babies say dada first because it's one of the first phonemes most babies can say. They don't really associate the word until you react to them babbling.

 

[salt]

Babies start to recognize themselves as an individual around 6 months. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if there were delays in speech development, not because of aUtiSm as Becky wants it to be, but because Becky used cannabis and unspecified medications throughout her entire pregnancy.

And also just lack of interaction. Babies don’t spontaneously develop skills. They learn through play, imitation and being with other people. Being strapped into a living room stroller while your parents more or less ignore you, play video games or use their phones isn’t going to do any of that.

I feel so bad for this baby. It’s not *technically* abuse. It’s not something you could reasonably call CPS about about. But it sucks and is going to really hurt her in the long term.