DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

I disagree, I think this was his plan throughout. Phil has been consistent with refusing to admit that account is his, probably for tax/bankruptcy reasons, while *hint hint* saying stuff like he's of course been playing Champions for 7 years.

Phil's modus operandi is making up stupid wrestling-like storylines and working them into his compulsive lying. He just sucks at it.

https://x.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1853111143335682162

Wonder if this will lead to anything. I'm not familiar enough with Argent, but is he famous enough to have on an election show other than being connected to DSP?

 

[Kier Starmer]

Basically he was a dettractor but covered a lot of geopolitics and his stuff is actually not bad but he dislikes Phil. I am optimistic that there may be a knight of the long gouts to cover the election and body Phil.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Basically he was a dettractor but covered a lot of geopolitics and his stuff is actually not bad but he dislikes Phil. I am optimistic that there may be a knight of the long gouts to cover the election and body Phil.

All I want is someone to point out that the only reason people ever talked about his WWE spending is because he did it while he was begging for people to pay his bills, and went bankrupt entirely because of it. It's like the twilight zone where you have these people willfully ignoring the main issue, sweeping for this grifter while we all have to pay for his bankruptcy.

I'm supposed to be big mad at RTU though, who as far as I know isn't a burden on the system at all.

 

[detractorzer0]

Nope. He instantly starts berating his viewers and blaming them for picking "bad" games that are "not suited for a marathon":

It's almost like people think that a marathon might offer more time to play longer games with more of a slow burn.

Disregarding that, why does he think a marathon has to include multiple games? A marathon just means you're streaming longer than usual, most times without any substantial breaks. Nobody wants to see him play sixteen games for twenty minutes a piece, especially since he refuses to prepare anything beforehand. His viewers have to watch him download these games and then adjust settings and subsequently begin bitching about how hard PC gaming is every single time.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“I know life is strange is going to have ‘woke’ things in it, and I’m okay with it”
This is the same guy who called random shit woke as an insult.
Ffs be consistent

 

[Nate Dingus]

Warski at least I think unironically likes Phil because of how zealously he goutguards for him. PPP I think at least had some kind of plan for milking some content out of him, my theory is thus: just like Keemstar maybe he thought he could revive the King of Hate and point him towards the dramasphere which was part of why they were showing him Sektur stuff during their earliest collabs.

It reminds me of when Hollywood keeps trying to reboot a failed franchise, simply because it has name recognition as an IP.

"This is a darker, edgier DSP than we've seen in years. He says PG-13 insults like retard now."

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It reminds me of when Hollywood keeps trying to reboot a failed franchise, simply because it has name recognition as an IP.

"This is a darker, edgier DSP than we've seen in years. He says PG-13 insults like retard now."

Makes sense. There was already An “X” rated version of Phil.

 

[Jang Joo]

Phil was going off on Dragon Age devs for putting a scene in the game where one of the characters gets the other's pronouns wrong and then does ten push ups to make up for it. Says real life shit has no business being in video games (he made an exception for Life Is Strange).
I almost want to give him credit, but then he goes and buys these games and becomes part of the problem. Same deal with COD, complains it's the same shit every time ----> keeps buying it (?)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil was going off on Dragon Age devs for putting a scene in the game where one of the characters gets the other's pronouns wrong and then does ten push ups to make up for it. Says real life shit has no business being in video games (he made an exception for Life Is Strange).
I almost want to give him credit, but then he goes and buys these games and becomes part of the problem. Same deal with COD, complains it's the same shit every time ----> keeps buying it (?)

He's once again being Phil and hiding his ass behind "I don't want real-world shit in my games" in order to not offend anyone, but at the same time aiming at games that he's assmad about because he can't understand them (The Last of Us). He's also being a whiny bitch for the sake of "content", even though he's fucking retarded, and couldn't make a thought-provoking point if his gouty ass depended on it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil was going off on Dragon Age devs for putting a scene in the game where one of the characters gets the other's pronouns wrong and then does ten push ups to make up for it. Says real life shit has no business being in video games (he made an exception for Life Is Strange).
I almost want to give him credit, but then he goes and buys these games and becomes part of the problem. Same deal with COD, complains it's the same shit every time ----> keeps buying it (?)

Lol last week (and this week) he was bitching about things being “woke” and said that life is strange “wokeness” was okay and people should get over it
Lol he can’t keep anything straight

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Lol last week (and this week) he was bitching about things being “woke” and said that life is strange “wokeness” was okay and people should get over it
Lol he can’t keep anything straight

Well you see the difference between the two is that Dragon Age has gameplay and Life is Strange is a walking sim. One requires more effort to play.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Lol last week (and this week) he was bitching about things being “woke” and said that life is strange “wokeness” was okay and people should get over it
Lol he can’t keep anything straight

Dragon Age: Veilguard - 50 hour RPG during RPGOVERLOAD and THE BUSY GAMING SEASON where he would have to use his brain constantly.
Life is Tumblr - 8 hour walking sim where he can turn off his brain and get free money.

See the difference?

 

[johnkimble123]

I'll never understand the woke whining, and Phil is just as bad at taking that stance as anybody. First he loves JRPGs that are full of political themes (FF7 for instance) but loves the fuck out of them.

Second, I don't give a fuck about fictional characters and what they do. I think torture is dumb because it never really works, but I will watch the fuck out of 24 and cheer on fictional character Jack Bauer torturing fictional bad guy X and getting results. I'm not a fucking poser too dumb to be able to separate 1 from the other.

Phil is a simpleton and probably would enjoy a game where the wife gets fat and the husband sits in his office begging retards for money. Sorry I forgot, he also says real-life scenarios can't take place in non-current games, so no futuristic beggars for Phil.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I'll never understand the woke whining, and Phil is just as bad at taking that stance as anybody.

Its just Phil being Phil and finding something to bitch about no matter what. He could have billions in his checking account and live in a minority free paradise where fast food companies apologize for daring to put to much mayonnaise on Kat's birthday sandwich and he would still find something to complain about.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Reminder that this man is:

• not a children's entertainer
• completely self-aware to separate himself from Rich
• has a FUCKING STREAM DECK that a dent gifted him YEARS AGO that he can use now with his PC

 

[shekelshoah666]

Another very robust and meaningful ragequit of the CoD Campaign and then the usual suspects hit the goal on a completely dead stream up till that point. His campaign gameplay was some of the worst I've ever seen I'm sure detractors will make some vids.

Huge organic growth for the guy views are totally not nearing historic lows.

 

[Dirty Harold]

I'm glad that years of meaningful kahntent can be produced and The Guy still hasn't figured out that running into the middle of the map, out in the open, and getting shot in the back isn't optimal gameplay.

There are rats in skinner boxes right now who are full standard deviations smarter than him. Never change for anybody, Phil.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Its just Phil being Phil and finding something to bitch about no matter what. He could have billions in his checking account and live in a minority free paradise where fast food companies apologize for daring to put to much mayonnaise on Kat's birthday sandwich and he would still find something to complain about.

Maybe he's trying to dip his toes into the culture war monger/grifter pool, something he excoriated SideScrollers podcast for. When he rails against something it's basically a preview for him eventually doing it.

I don't like wokism in muh games so I don't buy it, which ironically is advice that he's given.

 

[Balr0g]

And even if he does that he will rely on Twitter to tell him what actually is woke about said game. Dragon Age Troonguard is easy but what about lesser talked about games? Will he go "This is woke!" and then everyone laughs because he is (as usual) wrong? He might have more sucess when he brings his old style dumb talk back. Maybe do some new Isaac Heimmler impression with a bit more robust flavor

Edit: just did a check up on his Youtube numbers. I thought he was slowly rising again but what the hell is this???

Those are some very robust and flavorful numbers Phil. You surely are felting us with your redemption arc. Keep making all the non tip money you want but your channel seems to be breathing it's last breath. And looking at his Kick channel those numbers might be the only true numbers he actually gets

 

[HorseSense]

Another very robust and meaningful ragequit of the CoD Campaign and then the usual suspects hit the goal on a completely dead stream up till that point. His campaign gameplay was some of the worst I've ever seen I'm sure detractors will make some vids.

Huge organic growth for the guy views are totally not nearing historic lows.

The funniest part was him screaming "MY EYES ARE BURNING!". Forgetting that he does not offer glasses as a dress up reward at the moment.