Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
Trying to diagnose Nick is pointless as you don't actually know when he knowingly lies vs when he is just being his retarded self.

Like the video. He obviously told his lawyer to make that argument, as Nick himself obsessed over it on X and still mentioned it in his latest video.

That's despite the Judge clearly saying in his ruling it didn't matter if the cop viewed a copy of it.

So at that stage you need to ask yourself if Nick knowingly lies about that vs he really thinks that is a winning argument.

The same with Aaron's revenge pron case. Does he really think the prosecutor has Aaron cold on the felony? Or does he just say it knowing the case is flimsy as fuck?

Then you have Nick discovering the word nerd in the same days he wrote to someone saying how he talked to male dancers about anime and cooking. Does he really think he is a chad alpha? Or does he knowingly lie.

Nick uses the most extreme definition of addict to justify why he wasn't an addict as the most extreme definition is something like "Addiction is defined as not having control over doing, taking or using something to the point where it could be harmful to you."

Nick claims he had control, stopped when told to and therefore he was never an addict.

Yet very few sources will say it is never a choice, but rather it becomes harder and harder to say no. Every addict that stopped, or didn't get that far to begin with, asserted will power at some point. Nick used drugs and drank until the cops busted down the door and likes to pretend all was fine. He has directly said he is going to drink again when he can.

It's hard to pullout addict behaviour vs being a lying dipshit.

Like how he said in one video he spends his day going over legal theory of his case and after the omnibus hearing was gloating about his legal strategy and how he himself had won a Frank's hearing in front of that judge before. He hadn't.

His latest arc is he hired a lawyer and doesn't tell him what to do. Which is true I have no idea. Why he says contradictory things in writing and on video I have no idea.

You have 3 things at play.

1. Drug and alcohol abuse and related behaviour changes.
2. Nick's natural personality.
3. Nick actually trying to salvage his career and family reputation, thus lying purely for that.

Knowing how these are all interacting and which dominates each instance isn't possible to say.
 
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Making an OP for Kayla when most of the information about her is second-hand, and she isn’t online even in the form of a twitter account, doesn’t make sense to me. I’d be curious is there is forum precedent for that.
Kayla is also just an insignificant side-character who would not have any relevance at all if she was not married to the weird non-lawyer who is friends with pedophiles and likes to talk about other men's penises.

All she has to do to disappear is to divorce that coked out cuck loser, take the children and live with her parents.
While she would generate some extra content with that, once its over she would just live on as our mythical wife, but stop being an active participant in the Balldoverse.
 
Has Branca commented on Rekieta's drama since his coke stream?

last vid I could find is this
I believe that's the last of it. Branca is one of the ones who initially came out in support, probably rethought that view, but stopped short of making more content about it. And honestly good for him. He made that video in support of Nick but he made it prior to a LOT of the actual details coming out, like the stuff with the kid testing positive, etc etc. also that was long before Nick publicly outed himself for being a total asshole nerd on Tweeter.
 
It has already been pointed out that it is unlikely that the $274 fee is that the reason that Nick allowed his law license status to slip, but rather the corresponding continuing education credit hours (someone said 45 hours) that are also required to keep his license in good standing. Nick was too busy snorting coke, getting thrown in jail, filing BS legal motions, arguing on twitter, and paying scumbags to read super chats so he didn't have time to get his education hours done. That's how sharp of a lawyer he is. Kiwi prudes owned again.

*Personal anecdote, I know a retired lawyer in his 80's that still manages to get his continuing education hours done and keep his license valid. He is in some rough physical shape but he still manages it. He was also an engineer before becoming a lawyer, something else that Nick gave up on. Ironically he is also from Minnesota.


I highly doubt that Nick has ASPD, or BPD. He definitely displays strong traits of NPD, but all that could just be untreated addiction. Addicts constantly lie, blame shift, and refuse to accept responsibility or that they have a problem that they can't control.
Plenty of addicts don’t though.

And there’s a difference between the kind of “hey, can you spot me a 20? Need to get gas!”lies an addict may tell, and the kind of fundamental personality lies that we’ve seen with Nick, even before the coke arc.

(SOME) Addicts lie to get shit, or to get out of situations. They don’t project personality and values they don’t own actually have, in order to boost their perceived importance.

Addicts don’t play games where they try and see what they can get away with for kicks, like Hedonism.

Addicts don’t kill animals either.

Nick on the very least has NPD with some strong ASPD elements as well.

He just isn’t smart enough to be a successful NPD liar in the long term. The truth was out there for those who wanted to see, like Nick’s mask off moment with “Muh Trump and guns!”

Kayla is also just an insignificant side-character
You take that back you prick!

One man’s side character is another man’s queen!
 
do we know if rekieta is going to do an election steam? rekieta typically does them every us election cycle. i know he has a case over his head so he doesn't stream.

but, against the advice of any rational real lawyer, he is back on twitter and in chats and comment sections talking about his case. at this point, why not do an election steam. be shameless nick, use the hate to get super chats. however, because rekieta is a coward, it would be on locals. i hope kino casino stream snipes it.
 
Comment from Nick on Aarons Friday stream What a Strange Thing to Say

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Wasn't even good enough to be in Top Comments
 
BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

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I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I kept checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

(However, if you'd like a good alternate theory, where CLE credits weren't the main issue, see here).

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
EDIT 3: Added link to post concerning CLE credits requirements.
EDIT 4: Typo.
Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
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Comment from Nick on Aarons Friday stream What a Strange Thing to Say

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Wasn't even good enough to be in Top Comments

I will never understand his weird fascination with dicks, or thinking that it's some sort of gotcha on Aaron.
Nigger you were the one looking at his dick in the first place, the fuck would you keep bringing it up?

Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
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Shamed into getting his license back into good standing by the farms, pity he wont put any effort into not being a retarded terminally online cokehead.
 
Trying to diagnose Nick is pointless as you don't actually know when he knowingly lies vs when he is just being his retarded self.
Trying to do so ITT has its own ramifications. Would a Nick Rekieta Diagnostic containment thread for both physical and mental diagnoses be practical?
 
Wil Herren has the scoop on the omnibus.
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Apparently Kayla was late and the judge yelled at her. Nick confronted the observer afterwards.

Someone with talent needs to super impose Nick onto the famous Bigfoot in the trees video. Especially with the look toward the camera action.

This lady’s interview was fantastic. She shared that she herself was a child of a drug addict, and at the end she said that from her experience, Nick’s kids know way more than he thinks. At 7, she knew when threesomes were going on. She said kids are curious and eavesdrop to know what’s going on. And if he thinks he’s keeping them from what he’s up to, he’s wrong. Those poor kids. (:_(

Hey Nick! Matthew 18:1-7 buddy.


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What years of heat allergy does to a nigger.
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
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I don't see a difference.


He's giving off that energy by consuming alcohol:
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Egad! Maybe spoiler that dude. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
 
It's really hard to believe they aren't swingers when Nick is constantly acting like a jilted lover in his ex-boyfriends comment section. It's such a bizzare thing to witness. To me, this lack of common sense is what makes the situation so hard to look away from. He cleary doesn't like the rumours/attention, so why keep feeding into it like this?

I used to think it was willing self-humilation to try and goad Aaron into saying or doing something that would influence the lawsuit but now I think he's just dumb.
 
Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
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Nicholas 'Baldo' Rekieta has once again felted the Kiwi 'loser' Farms
wrong again in every delusional detail as always stalker. In reality the kiwi kontrol kouncil has sissy hypo'd balldo into finally paying a fee, something montagraph and the state of minnesota have been unable to do for years. Another all time W from the kiwi farms.







Enjoy prison :)
 
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