Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 66 17.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.6%

  • Total voters
    382
I am seriously beginning to wonder if this is his actual fetish. He seems ultra impressionable and easily manipulated to the point where I could see him being convinced to try this "spiral into hedonism".
What's next? A diaper fetish?


(edit: hold on... the showers from Silent Hill... NO IT COULDN'T BE...)
He said it in the leaked messages. He wanted people to be able to figure it out without him directly saying cos he wanted people to know but not his family.
 
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Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
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He got angry at people telling him he's not a lawyer and to change his branding, so he sent in the fees + late fees + reactivation fee (?) to reactivate.

All so he could just continue to be non-practicing but lord the mere existence of a credential over people's heads. :story:

I will confess, the theory this might have been tied to him not completing CLE is apparently wrong, but I don't feel bad for suggesting that, because I said it was just a theory, and that's what caused me to check regularly and notice the change on the 1st.
 
I guess if you’re a fucking retard at fatherhood, you might tend to downplay its importance

The phrasing doesn’t make sense, though. What kind of trophy do you have to pay support for and don’t get to see?

Grifty claims he has custody of all three kids from his first marriage. According to his account, his first wife was far more of a train wreck that even he is. The way I read his story, they were both doing hard drugs before, during and after her third pregnancy.

This is a link to Grifty telling the story of his first marriage. With this guy, you are literally looking into the trailer trash abyss.

 
Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
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This is another way in which Nick has become Ralph. Spite is the only thing that motivates him anymore. He couldn’t be bothered to keep his most important accreditation up to date until we started making fun of him for it, then it was a matter of a day before he sorted it out. Live and die mad, Nick.
 
I am highly doubtful that Rackets could successfully murder someone in a fit of cuck rage. The man is an imbecile. He'd be more likely to hurt himself in the attempt.
If Nick attempted to have a Falling Down moment in the Balldo Bunker it'd end up like that dude who tried to shoot his tranny son but only managed to wound then blew his own brains out after realising what he'd just done.
 
I think it's likely April related. How you read her recent messages is open to interpretation, but it seems the relationship with Nick and Kayla has ended, to some degree.
Nothing ended. Nick and April are laughing thinking they are playing 4d chess with us. It's business as usual with them.
 
What do you guys think is making april stick to nick? He is probably making less than aaron now?

1. Balldo (his dick doesnt work)
2. Trust fund (do his parents approve of this hussy?)
3. Cocaine (she is too retarded to source her own)

Which is it?
Well, I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to balldo like glue
And I man nah play number two
 
New London Evangelical Covenant Church, where the (now retired!) Pastor Melin observed the children being neglected and where the children are still attending activities, is back on YouTube live-streaming services.

Please, nobody tard out in the comments this time.
 
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Lol it's so easy to make him dance.
Lazy drunken faggot just let the one thing he ever worked for lapse until we laughed at him for it and sure enough he put down the whiskey and the crack pipe long enough to go pay his poser bill to reinstate his worthless license.
He's so predictable.
:story:
 
Huh. I was WRONG about him not completing his continuing education. (See how easy that is, Niq?) He was just too lazy and stupid to send in his fees. I know how time consuming lurking pedos' comment sections can be.

So it was just laziness and not paying the fee? Not much better of an excuse.

Nick should be glad we SAVES him from UPL. Although, it would have been funny of he went into court for something, and opposing council called out his expired registration.

Just a reminder that Nick is a paid subscriber to Aaron's channel (assuming it’s the $4.99/month tier) and has been for 8 months in a row.

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PAYING other men to cuck him. This is GIGACUCK behavior. There is no way Nick doesn’t have some sort of humiliation fetish and furiously masturbates while self-felting.

This could have been a gift subscription.bjust to point out the possibility. Although, these gift subs are awarded based on a weighted algorithm of time spent in chat and messages sent.

Nick is paying or obsessed with Aaron. Perhaps both.

This is another way in which Nick has become Ralph. Spite is the only thing that motivates him anymore. He couldn’t be bothered to keep his most important accreditation up to date until we started making fun of him for it, then it was a matter of a day before he sorted it out. Live and die mad, Nick.

It is a shame we cannot hulky him into being a good father. Nick has shown (in my case, personally) that he will not respond to gentle criticism and concern. Bullying is the only thing that works. He is a spoiled 40 year old child.
 
Lol it's so easy to make him dance.
Lazy drunken faggot just let the one thing he ever worked for lapse until we laughed at him for it and sure enough he put down the whiskey and the crack pipe long enough to go pay his poser bill to reinstate his worthless license.
He's so predictable.
:story:

How the fuck did I ever support a waste of a man like Nick Rekieta? Surely I'm a gullible retard.
Thank you Kiwi Farmers, for showing me The Depth of the error of my ways.
 
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