Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

>KF makes fun of Nick for letting his law license expire
>Nick instantly pays the fees to get it reactivated

Hey Nick, I bet you're too much of a pussy to go to rehab and not be a cuck.

We may be the most effective life coaches on the internet

Pity it ain't so easy to bully that useless dork into taking care of his kids huh?

What kind of a "father" cares more about posing as a lawyer and owning the Karen Farms than he does making sure his kids are fed and have clean clothes and aren't humiliated by their Dad being a drunken cuck in front of the entire Internet.
A failed one.

 

[Neetorino]

So let me get this straight. Nick is willing to pay enough to be a member to Aaron's channel and renew his law license (and a similar amount in Superberries to pedophiles), but not to pay: Monty his $300 judgement, several traffic tickets, or to restore either of his LLCs to good standing? I'm just baffled at where his priorities are as far as financial obligations. "Felt" the Farms/Aaron? He'll do it in a heartbeat any day of the week. Pay debts that keep the courts off his back? Those notices are better used for snorting blow. I'm glad the Lolcow cycle of never changing under any circumstance rings true! LOTY on lock!

Also happy 6969 lmao.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Is it considered ill advised or disrespectful to connect via Zoom to a hearing using a cellphone?

Nope. It's normal.

April is just a retard.

Yes

Stupid whore.

Yes

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm just baffled at where his priorities are as far as financial obligations.

Nick only does what Nick feels like doing in any given moment. This applies to more than just financial obligations. It’s working out for him about as well as you’d expect.

 

[repentance]

Might be, but why ? What do they get from it?

Nick wants to be perceived, by everyone, as the smartest guy in the room. It's something which has driven his behaviour since we first encountered him. April wants to be viewed by Nick as a replacement waifu for Kayla. She will do whatever she believes cements her a place in Nick's life, including going along with his ill-considered gay ops.

 

[Captain Manning]

I just wanna really emphasize what happened here, because I can't stop laughing.

He just paid wasted $300+ to reinstate his law license (I dunno the exact cost because were late fees, and possibly a reactivation fee).

And he did it to:

- Shut people up that have been laughing at him for the past three days, and to try maintain an air of superiority.
- Maintain a license he seemingly DOES NOT use anymore for its intended purpose (practicing law).
- Maintain said law license despite the fact he's said numerous times he doesn't want to be a law show anymore (even going so far as to falsely claim he never was), and has recently said he now "hates lawyers" and is grateful he's non-practicing.
- Spend money on this despite the fact he still owes the government money for at least one unpaid moving violation (sent to collection three times. now), and he still owes Monty $300. They both can go after Nick for those debts, while I don't think the government cares if he maintains a law license provided he's not actually trying to practice.

He almost certainly did NOT renew to:

- Maintain a career in the practice of law. Which is, ostensibly, the #1 reason a lawyer would renew their license.

Normal people simply don't prioritize spending like this. But when you're Nick Rekieta...

:"Dear John, thank you for reminding me that I missed payment for my license to be a non-practicing Lawyer, you are like a fat green dinosaur cop reading the menu at Jeet Hortons, I might hate that you exist but I will always thinkph ofh youhp, youh shoulthd movea topCanda nd gedt loife insuranssce"

Glad I could help. I am just praying I didn't help entice him to blow the Spaghetti-Os budget this month. I really do genuinely feel bad for his kids. And the dog.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Soapmore]

So let me get this straight. Nick is willing to pay enough to be a member to Aaron's channel and renew his law license (and a similar amount in Superberries to pedophiles), but not to pay: Monty his $300 judgement, several traffic tickets, or to restore either of his LLCs to good standing? I'm just baffled at where his priorities are as far as financial obligations. "Felt" the Farms/Aaron? He'll do it in a heartbeat any day of the week. Pay debts that keep the courts off his back? ...

Nick WILL NOT pay the Monty judgment or any other fines or fees by the Courts because that would be submitting to The Man.

Nick WILL prioritize funding the registration that preserves his public identity as "Rekieta Law" by paying... The Man.

In other words, he will do what allows him to maintain the fiction of being a lawyer, but never concede anything that proves he is a bad lawyer.

 

[Candidae]

Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
View attachment 6598385

https://archive.is/TZsDK

So the farms can bully this cuck into paying to not practice law but not to become a real dad?
ok then

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I know 2 guys that do. They also pay out the ass in child support and don't have a shred of custody. Wonder if there is a correlation.

Ethan Ralph and who's the other one?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick wants to be perceived, by everyone, as the smartest guy in the room. It's something which has driven his behaviour since we first encountered him.

Who cares about any of this nonsense? A married man with children should care even less than average.

His unwarranted conceit is enormous. Very pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

Comment from Nick on Aarons Friday stream What a Strange Thing to Say

More Nick obsessing about dicks. Must be a day ending in y.

Come up with a new schtick you gargantuan homosexual.

 

[Fapcop]

He said it in the leaked messages. He wanted people to be able to figure it out without him directly saying cos he wanted people to know but not his family.

It’s all so bizarre.
So he wanted his local wine moms to know, but not the family?

Why? They were just having a normal monogamous vacation, right?

If he was worried about family finding out, he could have said nothing. Or preempted it with a “Yeah, we’re going to Hedonism, I know some people go there to swing, but that’s not us. We just want a vacation in a spot with no kids and a raunchy atmosphere.”

(And fuck… If he just wanted to be a nudist, there are plenty of places for that. Where they don’t tolerate swinging and will kick you out for even attempted degeneracy.)

Instead he chose the most retarded way to go about this. Alcohol brain damage or some narc 5D plan we don’t understand?!

 

[Neetorino]

So he wanted his local wine moms to know, but not the family?

It was clearly a series of Wine Mom Activation Codephrases. This way, only the "cool and sexy" ones catch on and know that Nick's dick is available to anyone and everyone, because if Kayla can be shared then goddamnit he can too!

 

[AnOminous]

Huh. I was WRONG about him not completing his continuing education. (See how easy that is, Niq?) He was just too lazy and stupid to send in his fees. I know how time consuming lurking pedos' comment sections can be.

They could just be slower revoking you for that than for fees. If he hasn't he should get his nose to the grindstone instead of the cocaine and churn out some bullshit online CLE. I still don't think he did it and if he did it was back three years ago when he may have had some remaining brain matter.

 

[Soapmore]

It’s all so bizarre.
So he wanted his local wine moms to know, but not the family?

This all shows that his mind is disordered, or perhaps more precisely that his mind is dissociated. He wants to be discovered and exposed and thinks he can have the avatars of his online world spending time to unravel his mysteries. Simultaneously he is terrified of the real life people in his daily existence unraveling the same. This shows me that he has a problem integrating that his real life and his online life all consist of real people; he struggles not only with admitting to himself the extent of the Venn overlap, but that an overlap even exists.

 

[BeetleBug242]

I'll take the L, I've never seen that clip of him talking about loving black people and especially that one stripper slut he thought of cumming in often. I'm really glad Nick forced people to make clipping transformative, lmao even. Total junky coomer, lied his entire way through life and baits sympathy by acting retarded enough that benefit of the doubt becomes the baseline. Faggot loser

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

It’s all so bizarre.
So he wanted his local wine moms to know, but not the family?

Why? They were just having a normal monogamous vacation, right?

If he was worried about family finding out, he could have said nothing. Or preempted it with a “Yeah, we’re going to Hedonism, I know some people go there to swing, but that’s not us. We just want a vacation in a spot with no kids and a raunchy atmosphere.”

(And fuck… If he just wanted to be a nudist, there are plenty of places for that. Where they don’t tolerate swinging and will kick you out for even attempted degeneracy.)

Instead he chose the most retarded way to go about this. Alcohol brain damage or some narc 5D plan we don’t understand?!

Sometimes the most simple answer is the correct one... he's just a really really dumb motherfucker.

 

[AnOminous]

So it was just laziness and not paying the fee? Not much better of an excuse.

Nick should be glad we SAVES him from UPL. Although, it would have been funny of he went into court for something, and opposing council called out his expired registration.

I still doubt he failed to pay the fee but did the CLE. I just think he's incapable of even mid-term planning like realizing getting his license yanked for that would be more embarrassing than just missing the fee and being an absolute brain-charred retard, let it lapse for that. It wasn't some big-brained Balldo plan.

 

[neger psykolog]

Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
View attachment 6598385

https://archive.is/TZsDK

Real talk: do you think any lolcows actually use kiwifarms as notification service and it benefits them?

"oh shit, I had no idea I had some outstanding traffic fines, better go pay them!"
"oh shit, I had no idea my lawyer license had outstanding fees, better go pay them!"

 

[AnOminous]

- Maintain said law license despite the fact he's said numerous times he doesn't want to be a law show anymore (even going so far as to falsely claim he never was), and has recently said he now "hates lawyers" and is grateful he's non-practicing.

I love how Nick is now a paypig not just to a guy who cucked him and who he hates (although he LOVES his DICK as he says on a daily basis), and now is paypigging every penny he gets on lawyers, who he also hates. His whole life is coping and dealing with lawyers while being a seething paypig to them. And now he just paid a bunch of money to yet ANOTHER bunch of lawyers to keep being a non-practicing lawyer himself.

Keep on winning, Balldo!