🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.6%
  • lol no

    Votes: 318 92.4%

  • Total voters
    344
What happened to that artist ? He did some kino drawings
They were really good. I thought he should have broadened the scope of the story to be about all the lol cows. Between BMJ (who would obviously be the charismatic handsome hero), Cobes, Nick Rekikea, Gunt etc. he'd have enough storylines for years to mine from.
 
Ralph literally stated in a video on twitter that whoever fed him the information about Christina had to practically strangle him with the leash to prevent him from uploading unwanted images of women onto the internet. Now that Mastah Myyloww has apparently had some disciplinary action taken towards him, Ralph is now touting that he didn't do it because he knew the twitter police would take his twitter away and maybe even his checkmark.
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Also, despite promising he would stream all the way up to election day, Ralph has taken Sunday off to cope and seethe on twitter. Ralph has tweeted 13 times this morning alone. I'm not gonna bother posting them because it's not the content in the posts that's important, but the cause that has made him stay up to make these posts. For you see, Ralph typically sleeps at around 10-11pm so he can get a full depression-fueled 13 hours of sleep and wake up just in time to start his show at 1pm. Now all of a sudden he's cutting into his precious sleep time to do some gorl tawk on twitter, why? Could it be that Ralph is struggling to fall asleep due to his self inflicted injury in his arm? Is Ralphs pain becoming unbearable? Will he even show up to stream today?
Prediction: Ralph will take today off and do any desperate move possible to keep the Tuesday show from being cancelled. I'm also expecting a pilled out election night or another manic showing like he had a couple weeks ago.
 
Ralph literally stated in a video on twitter that whoever fed him the information about Christina had to practically strangle him with the leash to prevent him from uploading unwanted images of women onto the internet.
Yeah we know Ralph. Thank goodness for that because we’d know it would’ve been nonstop Killstream reviews of her porn. Would break up all the dead air but it would be total slog suicide to have you talk about it.
 
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Now that Mastah Myyloww has apparently had some disciplinary action taken towards him, Ralph is now touting that he didn't do it because he knew the twitter police would take his twitter away and maybe even his checkmark.
Whatever happened to tabloid reporter Ralph who doesn't scare over the information he releases? Bish made more like it.....
 
Nobody:
Not a single fucking soul:
Ethan Ralph: HAH I FOUND THIS DUMB HOE WHILE TUGGIN' IT TO INTERRACIAL PORNOGRAPHY, WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT, WHAT A FUCKING WHORE. GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I, ETHAN RALPH HAVE FOUND WHILE WATCHING BLACKED CUCK PORNOGRAPHY. HER LIFE IS SO OVER HAH. OW MY ARM.

Holy fuck, Ethan Ralph is a god damn American Hero.
LOL over “OW MY ARM.”
 
Ralph literally stated in a video on twitter that whoever fed him the information about Christina had to practically strangle him with the leash to prevent him from uploading unwanted images of women onto the internet. Now that Mastah Myyloww has apparently had some disciplinary action taken towards him, Ralph is now touting that he didn't do it because he knew the twitter police would take his twitter away and maybe even his checkmark.
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Also, despite promising he would stream all the way up to election day, Ralph has taken Sunday off to cope and seethe on twitter. Ralph has tweeted 13 times this morning alone. I'm not gonna bother posting them because it's not the content in the posts that's important, but the cause that has made him stay up to make these posts. For you see, Ralph typically sleeps at around 10-11pm so he can get a full depression-fueled 13 hours of sleep and wake up just in time to start his show at 1pm. Now all of a sudden he's cutting into his precious sleep time to do some gorl tawk on twitter, why? Could it be that Ralph is struggling to fall asleep due to his self inflicted injury in his arm? Is Ralphs pain becoming unbearable? Will he even show up to stream today?
Prediction: Ralph will take today off and do any desperate move possible to keep the Tuesday show from being cancelled. I'm also expecting a pilled out election night or another manic showing like he had a couple weeks ago.
He's been rage tweeting until early morning 4:30 am and started again around 10 am. He's in a very aggressive and bitter mood. His rotting arm keeps him awake, I'd guess he finally realizes that he has reached the age where his decades long substance abuse combined with sitting in a chair or lying in bed the whole day catches up with him and his body will fall apart rapidly.
He probably also suspects that his election show will not bring any significant increase in viewers. Nobody gives a shit about his opinions and analysis, I'd expect he peaks at 500 viewers.
 
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:diddler: if yew had any gumption yew would kawll intew mah show The Killstream™ hosted by Ethan Ralph (thats me btw) Tomorrow at 8PM EST along with the 30 other guests ah'll have on all at the same time if yew wanna know the truth about it!
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:diddler: My penis is quite sizable, actually
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it's quite sizeable! Don't let the documented videographic ebidence fool you! It was a bad angle!
 
That handwriting looks utterly retarded, is he using his limp wrist? Sits in front of his computer 10 hours per day and is to stupid to use something like Notepad++, jfc what tons of drugs do to a pigs brain.
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Damn Ralph, I think the Chick-Fil-A cows have better hand writing than you
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big boy diddler for all your daddeh dax needs:
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