DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
And even if he does that he will rely on Twitter to tell him what actually is woke about said game. Dragon Age Troonguard is easy but what about lesser talked about games? Will he go "This is woke!" and then everyone laughs because he is (as usual) wrong? He might have more sucess when he brings his old style dumb talk back. Maybe do some new Isaac Heimmler impression with a bit more robust flavor

Edit: just did a chech up on his Youtube numbers. I thought he was slowly rising again but what the hell is this???

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Those are some very robust and flavorful numbers Phil. You surely are felting us with your redemption arc. Keep making all the non tip money you want but your channel seems to be breathing your last breath. And looking at his Kick channel those numbers might be the only true numbers he actually gets
Somebody on one of the Discords is tracking his trailing 30 day number for about 7 weeks, so credit to them
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33% drop and 66% drop month over month on 2 channels is pretty bad

We might be in the endgame of content as we know it. With everything being funneled into Kick, we're in the 3 person funding the whole channel stage. Rend/Patric, IronIcedCoffee and DarkSydeCuck were $145/$154 of last night's stream. There have been days where one of those 3 were the whole thing, there was a day where Patric was the leader of all 3 categories. We're pretty much there at this point. If one of them gets his by a bus, Phil is fucked.
 
I saw that his BO6 keeps crashing, is that game known to be broken? Or is it just his PC? I wonder if it's his 14700k killing itself.
 
Somebody on one of the Discords is tracking his trailing 30 day number for about 7 weeks, so credit to them
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33% drop and 66% drop month over month on 2 channels is pretty bad

We might be in the endgame of content as we know it. With everything being funneled into Kick, we're in the 3 person funding the whole channel stage. Rend/Patric, IronIcedCoffee and DarkSydeCuck were $145/$154 of last night's stream. There have been days where one of those 3 were the whole thing, there was a day where Patric was the leader of all 3 categories. We're pretty much there at this point. If one of them gets his by a bus, Phil is fucked.
This is interesting, but a handful of dents seem to have unlimited funds. I don't know what it will take to finally run them off, but even if his views are trending back down, his 2024 income is going to be up over 2023 and that's all that matters to him.
 
This is interesting, but a handful of dents seem to have unlimited funds. I don't know what it will take to finally run them off, but even if his views are trending back down, his 2024 income is going to be up over 2023 and that's all that matters to him.
Patric/rend doesn't have unlimited funds. From the doxxing that's been done, he's either donating his wife's life insurance payout or the money he got from selling his house to phil, which will eventually run out and leave him in a very bad place since he lives with his dad now and has a son.
Darksydepimp is a Kino Casino paypig. He has a shelf life of when he finally considers Phil boring and stops. Problem is is that he hasn't gotten the message yet like all the other paypigs.
Ironchef is oic and oic will be oic.
 
This is interesting, but a handful of dents seem to have unlimited funds. I don't know what it will take to finally run them off, but even if his views are trending back down, his 2024 income is going to be up over 2023 and that's all that matters to him.
On the other side maybe his other "normal" fans are enjoying the lessened burden on their wallets and might be donating again once those whales have screwed off. And some like Jaxx Cuxxor only show up for very specifc games. Games he hasn't touched in weeks
 
This is interesting, but a handful of dents seem to have unlimited funds. I don't know what it will take to finally run them off, but even if his views are trending back down, his 2024 income is going to be up over 2023 and that's all that matters to him.
Yeah, August forward has been better than he's had in a while and probably makes up for anything else that happened this year.
We'll see if he can maintain nearly 1000 gifted Kick subs a month. That remains to be seen.
 
I saw that his BO6 keeps crashing, is that game known to be broken? Or is it just his PC? I wonder if it's his 14700k killing itself.
It's the game. I tried playing the game on PC with game pass, but it wouldn't even open. Kept crashing. I didn't feel like fixing it so I decided I didn't need to play it. Apparently the steam version is the same way. There's a fix for it though.
 
Thanks for the money, dummy! And now he’s trying to grift. What is it with Phil attracting retards?

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As much as I'd like to see punchable faggots like this (in minecraft) get beaten so bad they spend the rest of their lives walking around like one of Jerry's kids I can always postpone if it means we get some of my favorite variety of Piggy: Mannerheim Phil (for those who don't know I'm referring to the recording of Hitler and Carl Mannerheim believed to be the only recording of Hitler when not in actor hopped up on crank mode.)
 
Thanks for the money, dummy! And now he’s trying to grift. What is it with Phil attracting retards?

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If dentractors needed a king to lead them into glorious battle, this might be their man. If I paid hundreds of dollars to Phil and all I got was 12 viewers on Kick and a chance to talk to Doo Dee streams I would probably just delete everything and start over

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The theory he didn't tell anybody about but always had the entire time? Who would have known that the person who fence sits absolutely every topic would always find some way to explain he's been on the right side of history every single time?

I'm the first to call DSP a lying, retconning, thruth-twisting, self-brainwashing sack of shit (because he is), but in this rare case he actually has mentioned this SH2 theory:

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